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Posted: Oct 15, 2009 - 6:42am

ptooey wrote:

Stave wrote:

Kings Of Leon - Closer

*crosses Stave off any future meetup lists.*

Posted: Oct 14, 2009 - 3:26pm

ptooey wrote:

Kings Of Leon - Closer

dude.

wow.

Posted: Oct 14, 2009 - 3:11pm

Stave wrote:

This song as you leave the paved road behind and pull on to a lonely gravel service road. This song as you realize you haven't seen anybody else in at least the last 10 miles.. This song as the car pulls up to the abandoned cabin. This song as the roofies kick in. This song as the duct tape is wrapped around your mouth and limbs. This song.

vivakitty wrote:

This song. This song on a night with a new moon, on country roads with no streetlights. This song with the windows down. This song with someone you like well enough to not have to talk to. This song on a road you've never driven, each curve revealing something new in your headlights. This song.

Kings Of Leon - Closer

Posted: Oct 12, 2009 - 12:24pm

metrophage wrote:

That title... wha...?

(looking it up)

Oh. Ok. I guess it's not about Elvish pigs in bondage.

Still a cool song!

{#Clap}

Sorten Muld - Bonden Og Elverpigen

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 - 6:27pm

revsully wrote:

I kept thinking he was saying "take care of your penis." {#Eek}

MojoJojo wrote:

Sheesh. Thought he was saying, "take care of your pre-nup".

revsully wrote:

In some relationships, you'd both be right.

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 - 6:25pm

Mozart
(Salzburg) Posted: Sep 25, 2009 - 05:54

An obvious rip-off of Weird Al.

Flogging Molly - Lightning Storm

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 - 6:23pm

ruminatus Posted: Jun 29, 2009 - 23:44

This song ranged from being rather dull to progressively more and more hilarious until it finally started to annoy me.

Reminds me of reading Omni magazine and cheap polyester clothes.

Yes - Heart of the Sunrise

Posted: Sep 29, 2009 - 9:01am

NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

with my mind racing, I quickly slotted my Auckland roadmap in the gash in her nose and quickly exited out the bedroom window..

SQUISH! I had forgotten I had left the salami sandwich parked in the shrubs outside the door. Wiping the remnants of banana peppers off my genuine McLaren racing jacket....

Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 5:12pm

cookinlover wrote:

Wanna see my kettle bells?, she hoarsely whispered...

with my mind racing, I quickly slotted my Auckland roadmap in the gash in her nose and quickly exited out the bedroom window..

Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 4:56pm

NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

she took off her wig and showed me the scar on her nose

Wanna see my kettle bells?, she hoarsely whispered...

Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 4:54pm

cookinlover wrote:

... blushing with that one toothed sultry grin.

she took off her wig and showed me the scar on her nose

Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 4:52pm

NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

... and then, as we crossed the threshold, she said, hi, I'm Phineas.

... blushing with that one toothed sultry grin.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 4:39pm

cookinlover wrote:

peter_james_bond wrote:
She looked at me the way a cat looks at a mouse. Then she sashayed over to the bar stool next to mine and sat down. "I've been looking for you", she purred. I tried to be cool, but inside my ticker was beating like a jungle drum ....a jungle drum pounding out a warning that I was ignoring. "Lucky me ...to what do I owe this pleasure?" Then I noticed her eyes were on my salami(sandwich that is). "Hungry?" I inquired. "Ravenous", she said, "I didn't have breakfast this morning." I offered her my salami sandwich, wishing it was bigger. "Thanks" she said, and added, "I'm parched too", and she winked. "Bartender, the lady wants a ...what will you have?" "Boilermaker", she chimed in. "Boilermaker?...not exactly what I was expecting", I said. "That's not what most ladies drink". She leaned over and whispered into my ear, "I'm not like most ladies." I nearly fell off the stool. "How..how can I help you?" I stammered. "Rumor has it that you listen to a certain internet radio station with a heavenly vibe" she said. "Oh, you mean Radio Paradise."I blurted out. "Yes, that's it!" she exclaimed. "How might I tune into that frequency?" she asked. "Well, why don't we go to my place and I'll show you the ropes?" I prayed she would say yes. "OK" she said, "As long as we can also listen to Radio Paradise." My jaw nearly hit the floor, in my head, I said "Thank you Radio Paradise" over and over and over as we left the bar.

{#Roflol}

... and then, as we crossed the threshold, she said, hi, I'm Phineas.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 4:37pm

peter_james_bond wrote:
She looked at me the way a cat looks at a mouse. Then she sashayed over to the bar stool next to mine and sat down. "I've been looking for you", she purred. I tried to be cool, but inside my ticker was beating like a jungle drum ....a jungle drum pounding out a warning that I was ignoring. "Lucky me ...to what do I owe this pleasure?" Then I noticed her eyes were on my salami(sandwich that is). "Hungry?" I inquired. "Ravenous", she said, "I didn't have breakfast this morning." I offered her my salami sandwich, wishing it was bigger. "Thanks" she said, and added, "I'm parched too", and she winked. "Bartender, the lady wants a ...what will you have?" "Boilermaker", she chimed in. "Boilermaker?...not exactly what I was expecting", I said. "That's not what most ladies drink". She leaned over and whispered into my ear, "I'm not like most ladies." I nearly fell off the stool. "How..how can I help you?" I stammered. "Rumor has it that you listen to a certain internet radio station with a heavenly vibe" she said. "Oh, you mean Radio Paradise."I blurted out. "Yes, that's it!" she exclaimed. "How might I tune into that frequency?" she asked. "Well, why don't we go to my place and I'll show you the ropes?" I prayed she would say yes. "OK" she said, "As long as we can also listen to Radio Paradise." My jaw nearly hit the floor, in my head, I said "Thank you Radio Paradise" over and over and over as we left the bar.

{#Roflol}

Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 1:16pm

In the best tradition of Nick Danger, this is in response to Bruce Lash - Psycho Killer from the Prozak for Lovers II CD:

Zocket wrote:
Holiday Inn cocktail lounge on a lonely Tuesday.

peter_james_bond wrote:
And in walks the most beautiful dame I ever saw......

AvoidingWork wrote:
Wearing a red dress where the back was down to there and the slit was up to here...

jagdriver wrote:
And all I had was half a leftover salami sandwich with banana peppers....

peter_james_bond wrote:
She looked at me the way a cat looks at a mouse. Then she sashayed over to the bar stool next to mine and sat down. "I've been looking for you", she purred. I tried to be cool, but inside my ticker was beating like a jungle drum ....a jungle drum pounding out a warning that I was ignoring. "Lucky me ...to what do I owe this pleasure?" Then I noticed her eyes were on my salami(sandwich that is). "Hungry?" I inquired. "Ravenous", she said, "I didn't have breakfast this morning." I offered her my salami sandwich, wishing it was bigger. "Thanks" she said, and added, "I'm parched too", and she winked. "Bartender, the lady wants a ...what will you have?" "Boilermaker", she chimed in. "Boilermaker?...not exactly what I was expecting", I said. "That's not what most ladies drink". She leaned over and whispered into my ear, "I'm not like most ladies." I nearly fell off the stool. "How..how can I help you?" I stammered. "Rumor has it that you listen to a certain internet radio station with a heavenly vibe" she said. "Oh, you mean Radio Paradise."I blurted out. "Yes, that's it!" she exclaimed. "How might I tune into that frequency?" she asked. "Well, why don't we go to my place and I'll show you the ropes?" I prayed she would say yes. "OK" she said, "As long as we can also listen to Radio Paradise." My jaw nearly hit the floor, in my head, I said "Thank you Radio Paradise" over and over and over as we left the bar.

Posted: Sep 23, 2009 - 8:34am

"Missionary Man" by Eurythmics

bokey wrote:

Darkmatter wrote:

I remember seeing the video for this song when I was young. It freaked me out, but I also remember feeling kind of bothered with Annie Lennox' appearance...

Yeah,she was hot but it made you feel kind of gay.Then when I was older I realized that even though I'm not gay she would never be having sex with a loser like me so it was all moot.

Posted: Sep 18, 2009 - 12:14pm

Re: Genesis - Firth Of Fifth

George_Tirebiter
(Phoenix)

Posted: Jul 17, 2009 - 09:35

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I liked them better when they were called Emerson, Lake and Palmer... {#Moon}

Posted: Sep 18, 2009 - 7:23am

AdyMiles
(Wolverhampton, UK)

romeotuma wrote:

This song is good for the ears...

you'd say that about boxing

The Kinks - Come Dancing

Posted: Sep 13, 2009 - 11:47am

bokey wrote:

Sonic Youth- New Hampshire Boys

martinc wrote:
I hear the foo fighters in this one.

ptooey wrote:
Every time I read a comment like this one, I have an almost uncontrollable urge to yell at some kids to get the hell off of my lawn.

that's great

Posted: Sep 13, 2009 - 11:44am

Comment posted to John Hiatt - Child of the Wild Blue Yonder

Excelsior

Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 08:00

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canadapaul wrote: the thinking man's mellencamp

The deaf man's Mellencamp, perhaps. I am confused as to how anyone could hear the noise that comes out of this guy's mouth and not wince in pain.