RP Listener Forum

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 9:00pm

JustJanis wrote:

Don't knock it until it's been done for ya. Ah yes......Sean......1973...after a night of beer and bowling. You'd be surprised what seems sweet after you've been drinking. One of the reasons I liked him.....still my friend.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:59pm

Alexandra wrote:

Oh yeah...

...nothing says I love you more than your name in urine. That's certainly MY idea of romance.

Don't knock it until it's been done for ya. Ah yes......Sean......1973...after a night of beer and bowling. You'd be surprised what seems sweet after you've been drinking. One of the reasons I liked him.....still my friend.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:58pm

emeraldrose63 wrote:

I just saw this somewhere! Was it here, or was it in an email from my bff?

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:58pm

emeraldrose63 wrote:

Yeah, they need to put THAT many rolls in the can...and MAYBE we wouldn't be begging for someone to hand us some TP cause the damn spindle is empty!

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:56pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

Geez, I haven't had a Midol for YEARS! I'm mainlining black cohosh for hot flashes these days...works very well (that and Lexapro).

I am currently on a large dose of Damitol. I am going to ask my doctor about Sarcasma next time I go. Maybe he'll take me off of the Knowitol.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:56pm

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:55pm

JustJanis wrote:

The stance has made my quads what they are today......I ain't cleaning anyone else's pee off the seat to sit down, damn it!!

I only choose stalls that don't have big messes. I draw the line at one or two drops.

And ballet, track and the Cancan gave me my Legz.

........they can even write their name in pee. Or YOUR name, if they are feeling especially romantic.

Oh yeah...

...nothing says I love you more than your name in urine. That's certainly MY idea of romance.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:54pm

JustJanis wrote:

The stance has made my quads what they are today......I ain't cleaning anyone else's pee off the seat to sit down, damn it!! I'll clean up after myself however. Another thing men have over us......doesn't quite seem fair. Pee on trees, pee out the car door, pee into beer bottles..........they can even write their name in pee. Or YOUR name, if they are feeling especially romantic.

I can "write" with my stream...seriously!

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:52pm

joan_c wrote:

All the typical girly stuff. If you ever need a tampon or some Midol, I've got you covered.

Geez, I haven't had a Midol for YEARS! I'm mainlining black cohosh for hot flashes these days...works very well (that and Lexapro).

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:52pm

Alexandra wrote:

I don't do the stance. I clean up the seat, then line it with tp and sit the hell down.

If everyone would do that, there would be no reason for the "stance" and that has always been a pet peeve of mine. It's people in the damn STANCE that make the seats nasty!

Except you, of course.

The stance has made my quads what they are today......I ain't cleaning anyone else's pee off the seat to sit down, damn it!! I'll clean up after myself however. Another thing men have over us......doesn't quite seem fair. Pee on trees, pee out the car door, pee into beer bottles..........they can even write their name in pee. Or YOUR name, if they are feeling especially romantic.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:51pm

PLease...Don't squeeze the charmin...

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:49pm

joan_c wrote:

All the typical girly stuff. If you ever need a tampon or some Midol, I've got you covered.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:45pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

you get all weak in the knees and found it difficult to maintain "The Stance"?

I don't do the stance. I clean up the seat, then line it with tp and sit the hell down.

If everyone would do that, there would be no reason for the "stance" and that has always been a pet peeve of mine. It's people in the damn STANCE that make the seats nasty!

Except you, of course.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:45pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

oh, I just smoked on and off in school as a social thing, too...

I actually LIKED smoking back then even though it was so BAD for you...

just like some of the boyfriends I had...tasty but oh so BAD for you....

I hear ya!

Oh, those good ole, bad ole days..

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:45pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

oh, I just smoked on and off in school as a social thing, too...

I actually LIKED smoking back then even though it was so BAD for you...

just like some of the boyfriends I had...tasty but oh so BAD for you....

I hear you sista!

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:43pm

emeraldrose63 wrote:

Hey.. I quit smoking years agoo..but Hey..sometimes....when I take a drink of bourbon and coke, I crave a cigarette..I think it association or sumpin..

oh, I just smoked on and off in school as a social thing, too...

I actually LIKED smoking back then even though it was so BAD for you...

just like some of the boyfriends I had...tasty but oh so BAD for you....

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:43pm

emeraldrose63 wrote:

Hey.. I quit smoking years agoo..but Hey..sometimes....when I take a drink of bourbon and coke, I crave a cigarette..I think it association or sumpin..

I despise cigarettes, but sometimes when I tie one on I have been known to partake...

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:41pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

you gotta cigarette? it feels like junior high all over again in here...

Hey.. I quit smoking years agoo..but Hey..sometimes....when I take a drink of bourbon and coke, I crave a cigarette..I think it association or sumpin..

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:41pm

emeraldrose63 wrote:

What is in here besides, well.. what is usually in here?

All the typical girly stuff. If you ever need a tampon or some Midol, I've got you covered.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:39pm

emeraldrose63 wrote:

What is in here besides, well.. what is usually in here?

you gotta cigarette? it feels like junior high all over again in here...