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Posted: Jul 11, 2008 - 2:53pm

n4ku wrote:

Are you a miserable ovoid creature?

Oh. Dear. God.

Where DO you find these gems, A??

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 - 2:39pm

n4ku wrote:

Are you a miserable ovoid creature?

Mucha muchacha... I'm glad someone finally questioned that silly commercial!

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 - 12:55pm

n4ku wrote:

Are you a miserable ovoid creature?

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 - 12:52pm

n4ku wrote:

Are you a miserable ovoid creature?

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 - 10:52am

Hey Scott! Remember that time we went to the store to get some apples and a Yoo-Hoo, and on the way we saw an orchard, and we were all "dude! sweet! let's get our fresh on, y'allz!", and we climbed the fence into the orchard, and we started climbing the trees, but it was autumn so there wasn't any Yoo-Hoo left, so we climbed back down and a big dog bit us and we had to tunnel out because someone switched the electric fence on and we were all "oh, man, now we're hosed for shizzle!" but we weren't hosed because they didn't pay the water bill and then we had some banana waffles at IHOP? Remember?

Yeah, we need to do that again. Only maybe we should wear better pants next time - something with a dog-proof seat.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 - 10:43am

n4ku wrote:

Are you a miserable ovoid creature?

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 - 10:37am

Are you a miserable ovoid creature?

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 - 8:11pm

Beaker wrote:

Terminator 3 Parody

Stop killing Judas!

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 - 7:24pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Philip Johnson/Harry Potter from Wyoming

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 - 6:31pm

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Posted: Jul 2, 2008 - 8:33pm

borken.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 11:31pm

Posted: Jun 21, 2008 - 12:09pm

Posted: Jun 21, 2008 - 11:43am

Z is standing four feet from the 73-inch tv squinting to read the name on the back of the shirt of the dude who's running the bases and asks "who is that?!"

The Mo is invisibly sitting at Z's feet, yet is visibly excited as he always is when a game's on. He gently replies, "woof," which startles Z, who jumps.

zip spews her Saturday morning Bloody Z.

Posted: May 7, 2008 - 1:35pm

JrzyTmata wrote:

Dr. Tinycat must have done your surgery.

Anyone else wonder how Dr. Tinycat operates with only one front leg??

NTTAWWT

Posted: May 7, 2008 - 1:07pm

JrzyTmata wrote:

oh hell, BHD has bigger cuts from kitchen mishaps.

Indeed!

And probably a lot more pain, too.

Posted: May 7, 2008 - 1:01pm

I heard that CoffeeGirl's new raccoon is Amish, and possibly a closeted heterosexual.

Posted: May 7, 2008 - 1:00pm

Here is something that made Scott laugh today, his first day back in the office.

A Short Seminar in Customer Satisfaction

A salesman/potential dining customer just stopped in at Crank's Cafe* in Powell, to see if he wanted to buy an ad in the Dining Guide. It was lunchtime, so not the best idea. Head crank called Scott's boss to complain. The boss moved from "Won't happen again" to "Kiss my ass" to "Go f*ck yourself" in about 90 seconds.

That must be why there is ALWAYS a "Help Wanted" sign in the window of that place.

*Name changed to protect the guilty.

Posted: May 6, 2008 - 9:47am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

800mg Ibuprofen is all. Not fond of the codeine. But doing fine. I just walked Augusta to school, 3 blocks away...

A miracle had occurred! I wanted so bad for you to be able to walk again!
And now you can! You are such a brave young man. Never give up hope!