uoy era a tun boj taht sdeen sdem

the quinoa bone's connected to the Larry bone
the Larry bone's connected to the condroizal bone 
the condroizal bone's connected to the bonefromwyoming
and that's how you play the game...

your turn 

the Marsha bone's connected to the gnipgnop bone
the gnipgnop bone's connected to the stoat bone 
the stoat bone's connected to the esophagus bone
and that's how you play the game...

your turn 

the brain bone's connected to the credenza bone
the credenza bone's connected to the sugarfist bone 
the sugarfist bone's connected to the manbird
and that's how you play the game...

your turn, dammit 
 
 
  

the quinoa bone's connected to the Larry bone
the Larry bone's connected to the condroizal bone 
the condroizal bone's connected to the bonefromwyoming
and that's how you play the game...

your turn 

the Marsha bone's connected to the gnipgnop bone
the gnipgnop bone's connected to the stoat bone 
the stoat bone's connected to the esophagus bone
and that's how you play the game...

your turn 

the brain bone's connected to the credenza bone
the credenza bone's connected to the sugarfist bone 
the sugarfist bone's connected to the manbird
and that's how you play the game...

your turn, dammit 
 
 
  

Don't make me come over there and knock your quinoa loose...

You are a svelte, powerful, agrarian, and persistent young man. You should have no reason to be so ashamed of yourself or anyone who knows you. Please don't hate yourself! Be proud of what you have finally become after years and years of pursalusance. Someone, somewhere loves you! Please know that! We, at radio paradise, and I speak for everyone here, will encourage you somehow, some way! Never give up! How do you spell HOPE? YOU is how you spell it. YOU, DAMMIT! Everybody loves somebody, and, in that, we praise you, for while your feet are dark and clumsy, your spirit may ever soar to the highest hopes! Let your arms rise up and smile at the sunlight the we, all of us at Radio Paradise, impart unto you, our most worthy friend! 

You are a svelte, powerful, agrarian, and persistent young man. You should have no reason to be so ashamed of yourself or anyone who knows you. Please don't hate yourself! Be proud of what you have finally become after years and years of pursalusance. Someone, somewhere loves you! Please know that! We, at radio paradise, and I speak for everyone here, will encourage you somehow, some way! Never give up! How do you spell HOPE? YOU is how you spell it. YOU, DAMMIT! Everybody loves somebody, and, in that, we praise you, for while your feet are dark and clumsy, your spirit may ever soar to the highest hopes! Let your arms rise up and smile at the sunlight the we, all of us at Radio Paradise, impart unto you, our most worthy friend! 

I'd report for duty, but these coveralls make me look silly.

I'd report for duty, but these coveralls make me look silly.

I'd report for duty, but these coveralls make me look silly.

another candidate for employment at the Lithuanian rendering plant.

Estonians.

I'm sort of curious as to what exactly you render Lithuanians into?

another candidate for employment at the Lithuanian rendering plant.

Okay, this is pathetic. I was playing with this and actually thought "wow, I'm turning this into a dog!", then I realized how it worked - 'doh!'.