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Posted: Feb 14, 2013 - 8:30pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Wasn't MY status, doi. We don't have a Costco.

I knew that.

Posted: Feb 14, 2013 - 7:26pm

Manbird wrote:

Maybe get a job there. Are you not doing whatever it was you were doing? Ads? FOr that little publication? What happen, joe?

Wasn't MY status, doi. We don't have a Costco.

Posted: Feb 14, 2013 - 6:59pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Reeeeally need to find a job soon. Was in Costco today and the cashier said "See you tomorrow!"

Maybe get a job there. Are you not doing whatever it was you were doing? Ads? FOr that little publication? What happen, joe?

Posted: Feb 14, 2013 - 6:46pm

Reeeeally need to find a job soon. Was in Costco today and the cashier said "See you tomorrow!"

Posted: Feb 12, 2013 - 1:38pm

Manbird wrote:

Same here.

and you chewed WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN!!!!!

Posted: Feb 12, 2013 - 1:32pm

Proclivities wrote:

Funny, that's exactly what I had for lunch yesterday.

Same here.

Posted: Feb 12, 2013 - 12:35pm

lily34 wrote:

my friend tracey has a daughter, audrey who is about 6 or so. this is tracy's status:
"So, Audrey likes to pack my lunches for me. Usually with a sweet little note written on the napkin with a picture. I really love it. Today I unpacked my lunch and I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, fruit snacks, pretzels and a beer."

Funny, that's exactly what I had for lunch yesterday.

Posted: Feb 12, 2013 - 12:30pm

this is the same one who named her hamster "facepuncher"

Posted: Feb 12, 2013 - 12:29pm

lily34 wrote:

my friend tracey has a daughter, audrey who is about 6 or so. this is tracy's status:
"So, Audrey likes to pack my lunches for me. Usually with a sweet little note written on the napkin with a picture. I really love it. Today I unpacked my lunch and I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, fruit snacks, pretzels and a beer."

Score!

Posted: Feb 12, 2013 - 12:26pm

lily34 wrote:

my friend tracey has a daughter, audrey who is about 6 or so. this is tracy's status:
"So, Audrey likes to pack my lunches for me. Usually with a sweet little note written on the napkin with a picture. I really love it. Today I unpacked my lunch and I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, fruit snacks, pretzels and a beer."

Posted: Feb 12, 2013 - 12:22pm

my friend tracey has a daughter, audrey who is about 6 or so. this is tracy's status:
"So, Audrey likes to pack my lunches for me. Usually with a sweet little note written on the napkin with a picture. I really love it. Today I unpacked my lunch and I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, fruit snacks, pretzels and a beer."

Posted: Feb 4, 2013 - 5:47pm

hippiechick wrote:

Huh! Sounds so nice and innocent. Wait a few years. Dad ought to chaperone to see how these kids try to dance like they are having sex with each other.

Is there nothing you won't soil?

Posted: Feb 4, 2013 - 5:26pm

2cats wrote:

This is funny and sweet. His son is in the 5th grade:
" Cupid struck my son's school yesterday. He came home and (red-faced) told me the school is having a Valentine's dance, and a girl sent him a note asking if he would take her! "Should I go, dad?" I said, "Son, don't EVER miss a dance." We discussed all the etiquette with him last night. Today he is going to return a "yes" note to the girl, then go ask her father (who is his science teacher) if he can take her to the dance. He said most of the other kids at the school have already started asking each other to go and excitement is rampant. These are epic and perilous times at the my house. He's already decided he needs new threads and a haircut the day before the dance and we are going to give him some slow dancing and two-step lessons. Godspeed, my son."

Huh! Sounds so nice and innocent. Wait a few years. Dad ought to chaperone to see how these kids try to dance like they are having sex with each other.

Posted: Feb 4, 2013 - 5:21pm

2cats wrote:

This is funny and sweet. His son is in the 5th grade:
" Cupid struck my son's school yesterday. He came home and (red-faced) told me the school is having a Valentine's dance, and a girl sent him a note asking if he would take her! "Should I go, dad?" I said, "Son, don't EVER miss a dance." We discussed all the etiquette with him last night. Today he is going to return a "yes" note to the girl, then go ask her father (who is his science teacher) if he can take her to the dance. He said most of the other kids at the school have already started asking each other to go and excitement is rampant. These are epic and perilous times at the my house. He's already decided he needs new threads and a haircut the day before the dance and we are going to give him some slow dancing and two-step lessons. Godspeed, my son."

Posted: Feb 4, 2013 - 9:08am

meower wrote:

had a confusing morning. My dentist called, but I thought it was my OBGYN when it showed up on the phone. So when the young woman informed me that they had gone through my records and noted that "I was due for a cleaning" I didn't know what to say.

Posted: Feb 4, 2013 - 8:23am

had a confusing morning. My dentist called, but I thought it was my OBGYN when it showed up on the phone. So when the young woman informed me that they had gone through my records and noted that "I was due for a cleaning" I didn't know what to say.

Posted: Jan 25, 2013 - 7:16am

kysmet wrote:

A police officer came by the house last night. He was investigating some local robberies and asked me were I was between 5 and 6. I told him Kindergarten.

Posted: Jan 25, 2013 - 6:58am

kysmet wrote:

A police officer came by the house last night. He was investigating some local robberies and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. I told him Kindergarten.

Posted: Jan 25, 2013 - 6:56am

A police officer came by the house last night. He was investigating some local robberies and asked me were I was between 5 and 6. I told him Kindergarten.

Posted: Jan 24, 2013 - 11:08am

This is funny and sweet. His son is in the 5th grade:
" Cupid struck my son's school yesterday. He came home and (red-faced) told me the school is having a Valentine's dance, and a girl sent him a note asking if he would take her! "Should I go, dad?" I said, "Son, don't EVER miss a dance." We discussed all the etiquette with him last night. Today he is going to return a "yes" note to the girl, then go ask her father (who is his science teacher) if he can take her to the dance. He said most of the other kids at the school have already started asking each other to go and excitement is rampant. These are epic and perilous times at the my house. He's already decided he needs new threads and a haircut the day before the dance and we are going to give him some slow dancing and two-step lessons. Godspeed, my son."