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Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:42pm

callum wrote:

What a big pile of empties on your front lawn!

Now that's my front yard.

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:40pm

hippie wrote:

That's not my front yard...it's next door.

Suuuuuure it is. Either way. One of y'all has a nice tree. I'm just sayin'. You put it out there, I'm gonna look. But NOT if you put THAT out there - ya perv.

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:40pm

hippie wrote:

That's not my front yard...it's next door.

What a big pile of empties on your front lawn!

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:39pm

ankhara99 wrote:

That's a nice tall tree in your front lawn.

That's not my front yard...it's next door.

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:38pm

A Bishop was giving a talk the week after he had made some slightly contraversial comments on the subject of gay marriage. Of course the small hall was packed with journalists...in his opening sentence the Bishop said "I am an moderate extremeist. I know thats an oxymoron, but I like Oxymorons. Come to think of it *significatn starte at the journalists* I like other sorts of morons too"

I like that line so much I have nicked it repeatedly.

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:36pm

hippie wrote:

Want it that bad......

That's a nice tall tree in your front lawn.

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:33pm

RASPUTIN wrote:

What's he gonna do? Not yell at you to death?

Take your doughnuts away.

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:27pm

zipper wrote:

Or maybe he'll TYPE at me.

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:24pm

RASPUTIN wrote:

What's he gonna do? Not yell at you to death?

Or maybe he'll TYPE at me.

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:22pm

Coaxial wrote:

I'm gonna tell

What's he gonna do? Not yell at you to death?

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:20pm

Coaxial wrote:

I'm gonna tell

We'd be askeered if it wasn't a true oxymoron.

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:16pm

zipper wrote:

hippie's wrath

ankhara99 wrote:

Holy Shiite! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!

I'm gonna tell

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:13pm

zipper wrote:

hippie's wrath

Holy Shiite! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!

Posted: Mar 6, 2006 - 1:11pm

hippie's wrath

Posted: Mar 25, 2005 - 8:33am

rgj13 wrote:

:( sorry to hear that :goodvibes: to be sure, there's more that they don't know than there is that they know. ya know?

ow. that hurt my brain.

Or as my wise father always says about doctors: "they're just practicing!"

Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 4:47pm

oldslabsides wrote:

Eh, I'm just a little frustrated with its inability to make any progress with my wife's health.

:( sorry to hear that :goodvibes: to be sure, there's more that they don't know than there is that they know. ya know?

ow. that hurt my brain.

Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 4:34pm

rgj13 wrote:

dunno 'bout that one, pardner. it's an awfully young profession, really. i'm bettin' there were hundreds of thousands of soldiers on both sides in the Civil War who would've liked a little taste of modernity.

maybe you just need some of my good modern psychotropics. :D/

Eh, I'm just a little frustrated with its inability to make any progress with my wife's health.

Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 4:29pm

oldslabsides wrote:

modern medicine

dunno 'bout that one, pardner. it's an awfully young profession, really. i'm bettin' there were hundreds of thousands of soldiers on both sides in the Civil War who would've liked a little taste of modernity.

maybe you just need some of my good modern psychotropics. :D/

Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 4:16pm

modern medicine

Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 3:36pm

friendly troll