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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 - 8:18pm

hippiechick wrote:

I was more than happy to have a full dose when I had to have my gullet cleared in ER last year. I woke up feeling great

If we could only get along without the southern portion of the alimentary canal.

Posted: Nov 19, 2012 - 8:17pm

ScottN wrote:

I asked for a "partial dose" of Versed during my last visit. I still got the warm-and-fuzzies, but actually could comprehed what was going on as well as remember it.

Are we still talking sex? Don't they call this a roofie?

Posted: Nov 19, 2012 - 8:14pm

ScottN wrote:

I asked for a "partial dose" of Versed during my last visit. I still got the warm-and-fuzzies, but actually could comprehed what was going on as well as remember it.

I was more than happy to have a full dose when I had to have my gullet cleared in ER last year. I woke up feeling great

Posted: Nov 19, 2012 - 8:11pm

hippiechick wrote:

It was a joke.

Versed is awesome!

I asked for a "partial dose" of Versed during my last visit. I still got the warm-and-fuzzies, but actually could comprehed what was going on as well as remember it.

Posted: Nov 18, 2012 - 9:40am

hippiechick wrote:

It was a joke.

I know, but it was a chance to say how awesome Versed is. {#Cheesygrin}

Posted: Nov 18, 2012 - 8:57am

Servo wrote:

Unfortunately there's no guarantee that simply not being in San Francisco will save you from sodomy. But you can find out what drugs are given for sedation and pain relief. Find a doctor who's willing to give you as much Versed* as it takes for you to remember nothing at all about the procedure. Then tell them that you're a coward and would rather be knocked out. That's how I got through my first colonoscopy!

*Versed causes amnesia, so those under the influence of Versed don't remember anything about what happened.

It was a joke.

Versed is awesome!

Posted: Nov 18, 2012 - 8:54am

fuzzy wrote:

The Colonoscopy

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Ontario, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco!

Unfortunately there's no guarantee that simply not being in San Francisco will save you from sodomy. But you can find out what drugs are given for sedation and pain relief. Find a doctor who's willing to give you as much Versed* as it takes for you to remember nothing at all about the procedure. Then tell them that you're a coward and would rather be knocked out. That's how I got through my first colonoscopy!

*Versed causes amnesia, so those under the influence of Versed don't remember anything about what happened.

Posted: Nov 18, 2012 - 8:45am

fuzzy wrote:

The Colonoscopy

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Ontario, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco!

Posted: Oct 7, 2012 - 1:29pm

MrsHobieJoe wrote:

as a general rule more doing and less faffing around on the internets would get us all a lot further, which is why I am off to
..............do the ironing.

You still iron?! Whoa...

I just pull stuff out of the dryer and put it on.

Posted: Oct 7, 2012 - 8:23am

MrsHobieJoe wrote:

as a general rule more doing and less faffing around on the internets would get us all a lot further, which is why I am off to
..............do the ironing.

I have a lot of free time to fill.

I would much rather be doing the deed than talking about it.

Posted: Oct 7, 2012 - 8:07am

hippiechick wrote:

If we talked sex more, I would talk politics less

as a general rule more doing and less faffing around on the internets would get us all a lot further, which is why I am off to

..............do the ironing.

Posted: Oct 7, 2012 - 5:48am

fuzzy wrote:

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture." "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?" Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."

If we talked sex more, I would talk politics less

Posted: Sep 29, 2012 - 5:06am

fuzzy wrote:

Excellent!

Posted: Sep 28, 2012 - 9:27pm

Alexandra wrote:

Shoot, that sounds like me even without the Paleo diet. I've often feared that I may very well kill my husband that way...........but what a way to go.

Posted: Sep 28, 2012 - 12:51pm

sirdroseph wrote:

Ok since I began training again and cleaning up my diet my drive has gone through the roof. I began to feel like I was in my 20s again. Well, since I have been on the Paleo diet the last couple of months it is even more out of control, I am starting to feel like I am in my teens!! It is all well and good but without going into too much detail my wife is having trouble moving around these days and is starting to hide from me! {#Eek}

You go wit yo bad self!

Posted: Sep 28, 2012 - 12:50pm

Isabeau wrote:

Dang Girl.... your sense of humor needs a Laxative!! {#Dance}

I was just joking too. Although I know so much about the sex lives of all the men in my life, I really wish that I didn't.

Posted: Sep 28, 2012 - 12:48pm

hippiechick wrote:

TMI!!!

Dang Girl.... your sense of humor needs a Laxative!! {#Dance}

Posted: Sep 28, 2012 - 12:44pm

sirdroseph wrote:

Ok since I began training again and cleaning up my diet my drive has gone through the roof. I began to feel like I was in my 20s again. Well, since I have been on the Paleo diet the last couple of months it is even more out of control, I am starting to feel like I am in my teens!! It is all well and good but without going into too much detail my wife is having trouble moving around these days and is starting to hide from me! {#Eek}

${#Dancingbanana_2}$

Posted: Sep 28, 2012 - 12:39pm

sirdroseph wrote:

Ok since I began training again and cleaning up my diet my drive has gone through the roof. I began to feel like I was in my 20s again. Well, since I have been on the Paleo diet the last couple of months it is even more out of control, I am starting to feel like I am in my teens!! It is all well and good but without going into too much detail my wife is having trouble moving around these days and is starting to hide from me! {#Eek}

Posted: Sep 28, 2012 - 12:39pm

sirdroseph wrote:

Ok since I began training again and cleaning up my diet my drive has gone through the roof. I began to feel like I was in my 20s again. Well, since I have been on the Paleo diet the last couple of months it is even more out of control, I am starting to feel like I am in my teens!! It is all well and good but without going into too much detail my wife is having trouble moving around these days and is starting to hide from me! {#Eek}

Feelin' frisky, are you?