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Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 7:24pm

oldviolin wrote:

Dino's laughing because he's getting ready to stomp that ginormous fly...

Uh-oh. Maybe God is all up in that fly head.

Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 6:54pm

oldslabsides wrote:

Dino's laughing because he's getting ready to stomp that ginormous fly...

Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 6:53pm

oldslabsides wrote:

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabadabadoo!!"

Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 6:48pm

Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 5:55pm

Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 5:46pm

gotta concur ...somebody outdid themselves.

Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 5:12pm

See you in hell, brother. And boy, are we gonna have fun!

Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 2:44pm

oldslabsides wrote:

I spit potato chips I laughed so hard.

You are my hero

Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 2:43pm

hooo boy!

Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 2:42pm

Posted: Apr 3, 2007 - 6:37am

n4ku wrote:

Chocolate Jesus

This song has been going through my mind ever since this

hit the news...

Tom Waits Chocolate Jesus

Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

(Solo)
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Posted: Apr 3, 2007 - 6:33am

betterdaze wrote:

Some day, when I'm not paid to be a religion teacher, I'll put that on my car. Unless I'm living surrounded by Republicans.

Half the fun... okay, most of the fun of bumper stickers is to stress out your Republican neighbors. Watching their faces as the read the back of your car at a stopsign is priceless.

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 - 9:12pm

AliGator wrote:

Jesus is just alright with me...

Jesus is just alright...

You gotta love the Doobie Brothers.

Amen!

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 - 9:10pm

AliGator wrote:

Me too.

Some day, when I'm not paid to be a religion teacher, I'll put that on my car. Unless I'm living surrounded by Republicans.

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 - 9:10pm

Jesus is just alright with me...

Jesus is just alright...

You gotta love the Doobie Brothers.

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 - 9:07pm

betterdaze wrote:

I like the 'Get real' one in that link.

Me too.

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 - 8:58pm

Jesus made Bill play Roadrunner!

Radio ON!

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 - 8:57pm

AliGator wrote:

Thanks.

That's as big a nod I can give to my religious upbringing...

I like the 'Get real' one in that link.

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 - 8:55pm

kaupmees wrote:

I'm going to bed.

I'll forget I ever saw this topic for the second time.

Just a bad dream.

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 - 8:54pm

kaupmees wrote:

I'm going to bed.

I'll forget I ever saw this topic for the second time.

No worries!! xox.. Sarah Silverman is insane..I appreciate anyone who pushes the boundaries of our beliefs, stereotypes and actions and makes us laugh in the process.. I think many people don't get her though. :)