RP Listener Forum

Posted: May 28, 2012 - 7:31am

oldviolin wrote:

oh, he can show you bite marks in his hiney alright...

You can find the "bite weapons" in a souvenir Shamu The Killer Whale denture dish he picked up at Sea World last summer.

Posted: May 28, 2012 - 6:36am

sirdroseph wrote:

Yea but there's no DNA evidence....or dental records.

oh, he can show you bite marks in his hiney alright...

Posted: May 28, 2012 - 6:18am

oldviolin wrote:

I'm reporting you to BillG post-haste...

Yea but there's no DNA evidence....or dental records.

Posted: May 28, 2012 - 6:07am

Manbird wrote:

WBOVIT?

I'm reporting you to BillG post-haste...

Posted: May 27, 2012 - 9:19pm

WBOVIT?

Posted: Aug 27, 2006 - 4:56pm

katzendogs wrote:

Where are you?

not in austin.. and not near any hurricane.. I don't think...

Posted: Aug 27, 2006 - 4:53pm

JrzyTmata wrote:

Hi Lyndon!! who the hell is Lyndon?

I'm shakin his tree.

Posted: Aug 27, 2006 - 4:52pm

NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

I wouldn't mind been deposited in Austin.

Where are you?

Posted: Aug 27, 2006 - 4:49pm

I wouldn't mind been deposited in Austin.

Posted: Aug 27, 2006 - 4:32pm

Hi Lyndon!! who the hell is Lyndon?

Posted: Aug 27, 2006 - 3:54pm

getting ready for the hurricane?
Lyndon says:
oh goody... we got one?
Jay says:
i think i'll leave tomorrow
Lyndon says:
Is it a big un?
Jay says:
MSM is all over it
Jay says:
cat 3 already!
Lyndon says:
cause I think all the folks remember being fools last time on the road
Lyndon says:
this time lotsa peeps gonna ignore....
Lyndon says:
and we get blasted
Lyndon says:
damn... thought nothing else could suck today
Jay says:
watch RP's vid.
Jay says:

Jay says:
i'm kidding1 I don't mean to be a weather monger!
Lyndon says:
well... it just keeps on gettin better... I'm resisting the urge to drink and now a friggin hurricane is gonna wash us all out to sea or deposit us in Austin

Posted: Aug 27, 2006 - 3:31pm

Bob-Loblaw wrote:

Perhaps this thread should be called: 'Rambling Redneck' ?

Yeah

Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 10:32pm

Perhaps this thread should be called: 'Rambling Redneck' ?

Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 4:45pm

Oh... frio..frosty... I get it
Lyndon says:
Big Frosty Fucker
Jay says:
oo. the Who is on Rp.
Jay says:
ma's ready for food. Be back later.
Lyndon says:
yeah... lissening... I just can't believe that Lee Michaels would have his lyrics removed from the internet...
Jay says:
feel free to post to "rambling rednecks" forum!
Lyndon says:
OK... I'm gonna write his lyrics down and publish them myself

Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 4:39pm

B sez no "fucker" in espanole

Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 4:38pm

when did LM do thumbs... not on rp
Lyndon says:
No... io...
Lyndon says:
always got me...
Lyndon says:
damn... everywhere I go it says the artist has decided not to disclose the lyrics to this song... I know by hearth though
Lyndon says:
parts of it
Lyndon says:
wtf... I can't believe he would tell everyone not to disclose the lyrics
Lyndon says:
I know I wrote em down somewhere
Jay says:
where do you see that? is that fat sob still recording? are we talking about Lee Michales?
Lyndon says:
all his friends join militaru to "see the world"... lee says "stick out your thumb... if your thumb won't take you, maybe you weren't supposed to go"
Lyndon says:
No Lee Michaels skinny... his drummer was fat..."Frosty"
Jay says:
Oh yeah! Frosty!
Jay says:
Que paso Frio grande?
Lyndon says:
Kevin gonna be doing a short track soon... Bristol I think tonight... lotsa banging... Kevin can do that ... Mesa Marin was .5 mile banger
Lyndon says:
cold fat fucker?
Jay says:
Ok, i lost myself.
Jay says:
how you say fucker in spanish?
Lyndon says:
lol... well I slipped in Busch race thing... B tole me it was in pre-race...
Lyndon says:
uh... chinga sumpin?

Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 4:31pm

emeraldrose63 wrote:

Have you been cooking with Jack Daniels AGAIN?

Just an experiment darlin.

Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 4:18pm

katzendogs wrote:

to be continued:

two rednecks. we don't care!
Lyndon says:
lol... we need to get one of those blogs together... just a blogger thing...
Lyndon says:
call it
Jay says:
uh,
Lyndon says:
shit didn't we already come up with names one night
Jay says:
damn,..canadian whiskey and meatballs or sumpin
Lyndon says:
yeah... like that
Jay says:
you hearin sheep? pink floyd? oh yeah, yer doin IO70's
Jay says:
don't runoff now!
Lyndon says:
no... trying to get sheep... too late by the time I get on RP
Jay says:
its still on!
Lyndon says:
Yeah,,, FF was down
Lyndon says:
got it
Jay says:
you need someone to build you a pc!
Lyndon says:
Needa new bigger one
Jay says:
My 'o' is fucked up again.
Lyndon says:
need o often
Jay says:
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Jay says:
well it seemed like it
Jay says:
oo00990ppppp<<0909
Lyndon says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jay says:
maybe not
Lyndon says:
cool .. nother chain... almost as good as

Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 4:02pm

I had deadbolt on... playin music LOUD AND headphones
Jay says:
that's why the 2 keys
Jay says:
deadbolt has a key?
Lyndon says:
No...dead bolt from inside only
Jay says:
ah! getchu in trubble!
Lyndon says:
trubble is my name
Jay says:
still got door locked!
Lyndon says:
Yes
Lyndon says:
she threatning me... you are my witness
Jay says:
where is Mark?
Lyndon says:
Working... his 2nd job...
Lyndon says:
I was supposed to meet him... he works at rock-climbing gym
Jay says:
You were gonna climb?
Lyndon says:
No... gonna get back in shape before I do that
Jay says:
right
Lyndon says:
That's big workout
Jay says:
lemme know when you do that!
Lyndon says:
I can still do it
Jay says:
What? do what
Lyndon says:
I dunno... I'm all cornfused...got 2 flashing MSM's and he just called...I'm trying to find phone
Lyndon says:
ok.. shit... trying to order some computer parts... too... I need a vacation
Lyndon says:
guess I'll have me a shot of "Forty Creek" instead
Jay says:
40 what?... geez
Lyndon says:
Canadian "sippin' whiskey
Jay says:
What happened to Ciclone. Why are ya drinkin that crap anyways.
Lyndon says:
Ciclone still around... but sometimes I want a different taste...
Lyndon says:
It's not crap... it's Royal Crown without the price tag
Lyndon says:
Black SAIA truck driver used to tell me that bout Weller's...
Lyndon says:
but Wellers is killer harsh.... last bottle of that lasted me 3 months
Lyndon says:
and I only drank it finally so I could throw it out
Lyndon says:
still talkin to Prins?
Jay says:
Beer dude! BEER!

Jay says:
i forgot to enter that long ago
Lyndon says:
Beer bloats me and makes me sleep... 2-3 drinks is good for me
Jay says:
been argueing with Kevin about his haircut
Lyndon says:
what kinda hc?
Lyndon says:
long one side, short the other?
Lyndon says:
mohawk?
Jay says:
short on brains, long on money
Jay says:
Me: What's wrong with the haircut
Jay says:
Him: I don't know
Jay says:
FUCK THAT!
Jay says:
I hate "i don't know"
Lyndon says:
My boy isn't doing his Cali anymore... mousse and spikes but not long... now he has let his sideburns grow and his hair is dry look... basically short
Lyndon says:
I hate sideburns ever since I quit them
Lyndon says:
so what kinda haircut was his "I don't know"?
Jay says:
not short enough for me, but i don't matter.
Jay says:
he got a trim from his bozo haircut
Lyndon says:
Hell, ya think they wanna look like us?
Jay says:
he looks like bozo and i tell him so
Jay says:
i don't want him to look like me at all
Lyndon says:
heheheh
Lyndon says:
I told this guy Mark Newby the other night... he's biker with pony... I sez "no one wants me"... he says " yeah at our age... but thank God we still got our looks"
Lyndon says:
He can have his hair long cause his job is secure
Jay says:
Asshole boss of mine had a guy who was hungry. Little experience but had some blasting exp. Long hair, some facial peircings. Boss: can't have the peicings seen. Hide the hair as well. Guy found another place.
Lyndon says:
Yeah... hard to believe that attitude is still around but it is... once yer in you can have hair as long as you want... but ignant peeps is still judging by hair
Jay says:
my boss is a biker
Lyndon says:
no excuse then
Jay says:
he wants cheap mexican labor
Lyndon says:
yep
Lyndon says:
they'll cut hair
Lyndon says:
suck dick
Jay says:
he want's to hire American or "legal" people. at $6.00 an hour
Lyndon says:
fuckers
Jay says:
oh yeah, got em knockin at the door
Lyndon says:
they say whites don't wanna work... fuck that... whites don't wanna work for 6.00
Jay says:
" i wanna work here mista white dood"
Lyndon says:
not if they can flip burgers or do walmart in AC for 6
Lyndon says:
yeah... if yer willing to share a 1 bdrm apt with 8 peeps ya can make it on 6
Jay says:
8?...like 15
Lyndon says:
Yeah... shit... I made bunch more than that 20 years ago...
Lyndon says:
fuggin greedy bastards
Lyndon says:
and corporations... don't get me started
Lyndon says:
I will say one thing... it's bankable... I won't work for a corporation ever again...
Lyndon says:
might starve
Lyndon says:
cause corporations all that's left
Jay says:
lets go gang bang sombody!
Lyndon says:
Reall huh?.. Could we create a perfect crime against a corp?... and make a big haul?
Lyndon says:
We'd be like Robin Hood... We could be Saints and Martyrs at the same time
Jay says:
Martyr? Virgins?
Lyndon says:
70 of em... gar-on-teed
Lyndon says:
plenny pinky
Jay says:
They prolly have beards. *puke*
Lyndon says:
I hope some of them qaeda get some bearded ones...
Lyndon says:
get speared by em even
Lyndon says:
"got some virgin PVC for ya and Louisville Sluggers for ya"
Lyndon says:
I'm a sadistic MF
Jay says:
polyvinylchloride?
Lyndon says:
LOL:
Lyndon says:
as in pipe
Lyndon says:
it musta brought up those sick Aryan Botherhood fucks
Lyndon says:
that messed up that kid awhile back
Jay says:
yeah, white kids gone bad. or the kids that shot that girl for morbid curiosity.
Jay says:
if my kid did that? i'd have to say good bye.
Lyndon says:
Yeah... but most of that shit is inherited from parents... like those two girls who sing... not even 14... but they singing for Ku Klux and whatever
Lyndon says:
taught by their mother to hate
Jay says:
oh yeah. pretty lil blondes. but the muslims do that too1
Lyndon says:
gues hate will always be around
Lyndon says:
yeah... everywhere...
Jay says:
they never saw ..
Jay says:
crap. i have nuthin
Lyndon says:
I don't see how the Islamo-fascist could ever do anything in America though...
Jay says:
sheeple
Jay says:
we are
Lyndon says:
It just wouldn't fly... saw them lettin em post their stuff in England... couldn't work here
Lyndon says:
they'd all be killed... unless we just let them take over all out 7-11's or something
Lyndon says:
But no... can't see it... they don't have the numbers yet... and we could just disappear all of em
Lyndon says:
Hmmm... think we need their oil or something?
Lyndon says:
Cause I say get the hell out... let em have their sand...
Lyndon says:
and we'll grow ethanol or something
Jay says:
well i have to say that iffwe leave now the terists win. but if we leave Iraq, we leave everywhere.
Jay says:
Everywhere.
Lyndon says:
Yeah... well... yeah...
Lyndon says:
ok... no problem here
Jay says:
only it won't happen that way.
Lyndon says:
I'll get me a horse and move to Amish country
Jay says:
we're goin to Iran
Jay says:
love that
Jay says:
amish that is
Jay says:
Cept they have them beards too!
Lyndon says:
can you believe? they might be the ones who have it right?
Lyndon says:
No I think tech will forge ahead without oil... out of necessity Americans have always been able to do big things
Jay says:
we don't have enough Americans
Lyndon says:
But we have Halliburton and Chevron...etc...
Lyndon says:
Yeah, yer right... we will be in Iran
Jay says:
What? No BP?
Lyndon says:
And BP and KBR
Lyndon says:
Go ahead and hate us World, cause we America
Lyndon says:

to be continued: