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Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 11:53am

Red_Dragon wrote:

Wanna come over to my place and watch Cinemax?

no, not tonight

i'm gonna have a head ache

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 11:52am

gypsyman wrote:

I have to object. This one might actually work. {#Wink}

yeah i see several in here that i've actually committed to memory

you know, ice breakers and all {#Wink}

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 11:50am

Wanna come over to my place and watch Cinemax?

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 11:49am

Ask me about my new bus pass!

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 11:11am

gypsyman wrote:

I have to object. This one might actually work. {#Wink}

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 11:04am

winter wrote:

Wanna break in my new Transformers sheets?

I have to object. This one might actually work. {#Wink}

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 9:19am

Hi, I still live with my mom and she'd love to meet you.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 9:10am

I'm poor and unemployed,but I'm making stone soup.May I borrow your socks for the roux?If so(and you buy me a beer) I'll share.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 7:16am

winter wrote:

I bet those fingernails would look great on my nightstand, drumming impatiently as you wait for my Viagra to kick in.

I think that is how Dolly Parton wrote most of her songs.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 7:13am

Symptom-free, baby.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:45am

Forgive me, but your collarbone haunts my dreams. I would very much like to rub it with neatsfoot oil.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:40am

Did you hear the one about the smoking-hot goddess and the guy who rocked her world all night long? No?

Dammit. I wanted to hear the punchline. Thanks anyhow.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:39am

Allow me to buy you a drink. You can repay me by loaning me ten bucks.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:39am

Kibbles and bits! Kibbles and bits! 'imma get Me some Kibbles and bits!

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:36am

winter wrote:

I bet those fingernails would look great on my nightstand, drumming impatiently as you wait for my Viagra to kick in.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:34am

I collect a variety of dolls with severed limbs. Do you have some? I would pay you money for them. More if you would pose with them looking sad. Triple if you'll wear Uncle Ron's corset and these orthopedic waders.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:27am

I bet those fingernails would look great on my nightstand, drumming impatiently as you wait for my Viagra to kick in.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:26am

That dress really makes you look chunky. Let me help you out of it.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:24am

Are those your real eyebrows, or did you borrow them from one of those fancy stores?

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:24am

I know all the positions for sexing, including Broken Coffee Grinder, Tickle the Bookshelf, and Sometimes We Just Shouldn't. Most people say I'm best at that last one.