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Posted: May 13, 2013 - 9:33am

bokey wrote:

Or when someone asks you your age and you're like "Umm,oh yeah,now I remember."Or even worse,you get it wrong. {#Lol}

Or when someone asks where you live, you answer by skywriting the complete works of Shakespeare across the sky... ABRIDGED! {#Lol}

Posted: May 13, 2013 - 9:17am

katzendogs wrote:

Yup.
When you have to think a second, of when you were born.

Or when someone asks you your age and you're like "Umm,oh yeah,now I remember."Or even worse,you get it wrong. {#Lol}

Posted: May 13, 2013 - 8:40am

You find out it's a 17 year cicada year and you think"What,another one?"

Posted: May 11, 2013 - 3:20pm

kurtster wrote:

the year of your birth is not visible in the drop down menus
and requires scrolling way down to find it.

Yup.
When you have to think a second, of when you were born.

Posted: May 11, 2013 - 3:01pm

the year of your birth is not visible in the drop down menus
and requires scrolling way down to find it.

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 4:26pm

katzendogs wrote:

When you have wanted to post in here and forgot what you wanted to post!

I've never posted in this thread.Well,maybe I have.I forget and can't remember how to backscroll or do a search. {#Lol}

Yeah I know I have.

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 4:13pm

you bruise easy.
either i spelled bruise right or my spell check is wonky.

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 3:44pm

katzendogs wrote:

Peeing is an experience that is underrated.

There are indeed more ways to spell relief besides ...

R - O - L - A - I - D - S

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 3:41pm

Peeing is an experience that is underrated.

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 3:36pm

Â katzendogs wrote:

When you have wanted to post in here and forgot what you wanted to post!

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Have something funny to say but...have to pee first.

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 3:32pm

kurtster wrote:

you've posted in this thread more than once ...

When you have wanted to post in here and forgot what you wanted to post!

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 3:30pm

you've posted in this thread more than once ...

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 2:54pm

You have to take a break cutting a 2x4 with a carpenters saw.

Posted: May 1, 2013 - 4:33am

bokey wrote:

I thought I was getting old when I started nodding off in my chair during the late baseball games last year.(That 19 inning,ending after 4 AM Oakland game Monday night proved it,I couldn't make it past the 16th inning or so.)

Now instead of slapping myself in the face with a mackerel or having a cup of coffee to stay awake,I just say "eff this" and go to bed.It's confirmed.Sleeping while baseball is on is one of the early warning signs.

No, you're safe. Its just the direct result of interleague playing.

Back in the olden days, we were rarely forced to choose between shoveling snow or watching the World Series.

Boys of Summer my arse ...

Posted: May 1, 2013 - 4:23am

I thought I was getting old when I started nodding off in my chair during the late baseball games last year.(That 19 inning,ending after 4 AM Oakland game Monday night proved it,I couldn't make it past the 16th inning or so.)

Now instead of slapping myself in the face with a mackerel or having a cup of coffee to stay awake,I just say "eff this" and go to bed.It's confirmed.Sleeping while baseball is on is one of the early warning signs.

Posted: Apr 20, 2013 - 7:43pm

I always love it when someone brings me their computer to look at and find they have stuck a Q-Tip in the fan to stop it making noise and they wonder why the cpu overheated and quit...

Posted: Apr 20, 2013 - 7:16pm

kurtster wrote:

... you have no problem kicking the 12 yo computer on the floor stand that cost $1400 new with your foot to shut up a noisy fan.

I did that last night. {#Lol}

I took it outside today and blasted it out real good.no more noise.Gonna do another one tomorrow,but I have to swap some parts out and it's too late to start now.I'd be up all night messing with it.

Posted: Apr 20, 2013 - 7:09pm

... you have no problem kicking the 12 yo computer on the floor stand that cost $1400 new with your foot to shut up a noisy fan.

Posted: Apr 20, 2013 - 1:10pm

bokey wrote:

You go to make your Dad his disgusting salmon salad and you put the salmon pouch down on the very top cupboard shelf(just for a second) while rummaging around for the right container and after trekking out to Dads cave to show him which container it will be in,you spend 5 minutes looking for the Damn Salmon and yes,that's a good band name.

I effing hate when that happens!

And yes, besides Fish Ass, which I attributed to you, Damn Salmon is an excellent band name. {#Clap}

Posted: Apr 20, 2013 - 1:07pm

You go to make your Dad his disgusting salmon salad and you put the salmon pouch down on the very top cupboard shelf(just for a second) while rummaging around for the right container and after trekking out to Dads cave to show him which container it will be in,you spend 5 minutes looking for the Damn Salmon and yes,that's a good band name.