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Posted: May 21, 2013 - 3:59pm

sirdroseph wrote:

4 dogs and 3 cats with oh so much subtlety, politeness and grace, gently reminding me that they are out of food. {#Rolleyes}

Lucky you. Mine are never subtle, except for my elder gentleman cat. He mostly just places himself in front of you and stares.

Posted: May 21, 2013 - 3:52pm

"The Company" is forcing me to use an I Phone so I can now receive email 24/7.

Posted: May 21, 2013 - 8:19am

sirdroseph wrote:

4 dogs and 3 cats with oh so much subtlety, politeness and grace, gently reminding me that they are out of food. {#Rolleyes}

Do I detect the slightest hint of facetiousness?

Posted: May 21, 2013 - 8:16am

People who do not use turn signals. What am I a mind reader. {#Stupid}

Posted: May 21, 2013 - 6:58am

sirdroseph wrote:

4 dogs and 3 cats with oh so much subtlety, politeness and grace, gently reminding me that they are out of food. {#Rolleyes}

Aren't they sweet.

Posted: May 21, 2013 - 6:48am

4 dogs and 3 cats with oh so much subtlety, politeness and grace, gently reminding me that they are out of food. {#Rolleyes}

Posted: May 21, 2013 - 3:29am

Fantasy sports sites that post pics of really hot cheerleaders who wouldn't ever have anything to do with you unless you were rich or could sing or something.

Hmm, wait a sec here. {#Think}

Didn't one of those used to work? {#Lol}

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 8:54pm

islander wrote:

I tried straining it through a coffee filter, but it just tasted like tangy, fruity coffee. Maybe I should have used a new filter?

Ooh, good tip. You're probably right about fresh, though: I find the terroir in my older socks is sadly lifeless, even corporate-tasting.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 8:52pm

winter wrote:

Right! I can never get all the stems out.

I tried straining it through a coffee filter, but it just tasted like tangy, fruity coffee. Maybe I should have used a new filter?

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 8:48pm

islander wrote:

And it's never as good as the wine you get in the box uh bottle.

Right! I can never get all the stems out.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 8:47pm

winter wrote:

Or when you buy some because you think "ooh, yeah, grapes would be great" and then you put them in the crisper and forget them for a couple of weeks.

And it's never as good as the wine you get in the box uh bottle.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 8:45pm

islander wrote:

Trolls, and the way grapes get soft and ooky after a couple days on the counter.

Or when you buy some because you think "ooh, yeah, grapes would be great" and then you put them in the crisper and forget them for a couple of weeks.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 8:42pm

The screw came out of my Dads glasses the other day,and I used a shorter screw from an old pair of Mom's glasses to fix it twice.However,being a retired engineer he kept fucking with them until he managed to get the new screws to pop out (twice).This morning I tied it up with 20 pound kevlar fishing line.It took him about 12 hours to wipe that out.He was trying to poke a paperclip through the hole and tore the line.Yep,putting a piece of sharp metal an inch from your eye is so fucking brilliant. "I didn't touch them,they just fell apart sitting on the table" {#Frustrated}

So I had to drive around to 3 places during the Nats game to get a repair kit.Hopefully it'll take him a day or two to fuck them up again.Did I mention {#Frustrated}

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Posted: May 20, 2013 - 8:40pm

Trolls, and the way grapes get soft and ooky after a couple days on the counter.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 7:10pm

Red_Dragon wrote:

so, you fell asleep on your side.

No I was awake and the sun was on my left. I dun got stumboed!
I'm glad we keep the aloe in the fridge.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 6:42pm

Manbird wrote:

I got all sunburned today at the beach. Well, not all sunburned just the left side of me. Me llamo Alberto Silent Accordion.

so, you fell asleep on your side.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 6:38pm

I got all sunburned today at the beach. Well, not all sunburned just the left side of me. Me llamo Alberto Silent Accordion.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 3:53pm

gypsyman wrote:

Shave your big head, is why.

I probably will when my hair turns grey,but it's sure taking it's sweet time.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 3:47pm

bokey wrote:

I'm out of mt cheap Suave shampoo.Now I've got to use Pantene,which is kind of greasy or something.

Shave your big head, is why.

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 10:31am

bokey wrote:

Recycling,trash,dishwashing and cleanup night with a good game on. {#Arghhh}

" Manana is good enough for me." -T-Bone Jauner

How critical can the recycling (etc) be? Can't you do it after the game? Or before? Or the next day? Or the previous day? The world will not collapse into a black hole of not-recycled rubbish and unwashed dishes if you watch the game instead during those 3 hours.