RP Listener Forum

Posted: Apr 12, 2013 - 10:56pm

ditty wrote:

I dunno, I may have to agree with you. My gut reaction to seeing this thread was...

...because he's BACON!

{#Roflol}

However if you, sir, have gathered some evidence, I would like to review it for further analysis.

Unless, of course, I AM right and he is just a side of pork after all.

{#Eh}

You couldn't be more right...

Everyone knows that the common soldier in the thin blue line is only there because he's been delegated to the edge and forced to lock elbows until the horrors of the dark side believe that the good side is more than a place that Luke Skywalker takes his father back to after the evil emperor had corrupted his soul.

(...and I've got a bridge for sale... cash only)

Posted: Nov 21, 2012 - 5:09am

Manbird wrote:

his omentum is black

that's racist

Posted: Nov 21, 2012 - 4:32am

Good Tools are indispensable.

Posted: Nov 20, 2012 - 10:49pm

his omentum is black

Posted: Nov 20, 2012 - 8:13pm

bokey wrote:

I dunno if you mean a pistol grip joke,but he's the real deal.

Total respect to him from me.

I hear Rasputins are awfully hard to break. You can poison them, shoot them, drop them onto solid ice... respectable indeed... like a Terminator 'til the end.

Posted: Nov 20, 2012 - 7:15pm

Umberdog wrote:

I thought it might be because he had a grip on things.

I dunno if you mean a pistol grip joke,but he's the real deal.

Total respect to him from me.

Posted: Nov 20, 2012 - 7:06pm

I thought it might be because he had a grip on things.

Posted: Nov 20, 2012 - 7:01pm

Because he's a lightweight who carries a 9 because the big boy stuff is 2 heavy.

Waah!

Damn I wish those gangbangers would get picked up soon.At least 5 sirens tonight.

This town ain't Mayberry no more and I need to unstrap and get some sleep without worrying about the back door getting kicked in cause Pops can't defend himself anymore.

Best damn shot I've ever seen in his prime though.

Posted: Nov 20, 2012 - 6:28pm

oldslabsides wrote:

the list is 14 pages; need we go on?

But what about when he finds new ways to be a tool? What about then, huh?!

Posted: Nov 20, 2012 - 5:16pm

is this the only raspy thread we have?

Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 5:10pm

oldslabsides wrote:

the list is 14 pages; need we go on?

Only 7 on firefox. Does this mean I have to put in some overtime to catch up?

Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 4:21pm

the list is 14 pages; need we go on?

Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 4:03pm

miamizsun wrote:

are you sure it wasn't an immutable law of the universe?

Maybe we could ask The Universe

Or just agree with me that he is simply juicy juicy pork?

waitaminute.

what if he's actually *gasp* SPAM.

${#Dancingbanana_2}$

Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 3:52pm

Alafia wrote:

And the ski bum gets his two cents in. *laughing*

Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 3:13pm

Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 3:02pm

miamizsun wrote:

are you sure it wasn't an immutable law of the universe?

samey samey.

Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 2:57pm

RASPUTIN wrote:

it was my calling...

are you sure it wasn't an immutable law of the universe?

Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 2:45pm

it was my calling...

Posted: Aug 18, 2012 - 7:20pm

miamizsun wrote:

i've thought about it

researched it a little

i don't think there's any good evidence that raspy is a tool

am i wrong?

or am i just out of my ever-loving mind?

you decide

I dunno, I may have to agree with you. My gut reaction to seeing this thread was...

...because he's BACON!

{#Roflol}

However if you, sir, have gathered some evidence, I would like to review it for further analysis.

Unless, of course, I AM right and he is just a side of pork after all.

{#Eh}

Posted: Aug 18, 2012 - 7:18pm

miamizsun wrote:

i've thought about it

researched it a little

i don't think there's any good evidence that raspy is a tool

am i wrong?

or am i just out of my ever-loving mind?

you decide

No. He's a fastener. They used to be called screws.Raspy can let loose when he wants.