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Posted: May 23, 2013 - 8:28am

meower wrote:

S and I thought it was such a great post, +1 for Philly cops.

and I love that we come before G's mom.

Actually, when we were talking about it the other night, we were saying, "We need to get up to Pilly next year and see S&S... oh yeah, and then we can go see Mom, too!" (no shit {#Lol}

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Posted: May 23, 2013 - 8:25am

MsJudi wrote:

Wow. And ew. All at the same time, wowew.

BTW, we're talking about making a trip north to see yous guys and G's mom next year.

S and I thought it was such a great post, +1 for Philly cops.

and I love that we come before G's mom.

Posted: May 23, 2013 - 8:04am

meower wrote:

Interesting evening... I heard noise out-front so I stuck my head out the window; a police officer was there & asked me to please come outside, so I did. When I get there he tells me that a man (who is standing there) used my stoop as his urinal & if I could get the gentleman a bucket of water & some cleaning supplies. I obliged. The man cleans up the mess & as he is the officer then tells me he wishes I had a scrub brush so we could tape him scrubbing up his mess! Only in Philly!!!

Wow. And ew. All at the same time, wowew.

BTW, we're talking about making a trip north to see yous guys and G's mom next year.

Posted: May 23, 2013 - 6:49am

meower wrote:

Interesting evening... I heard noise out-front so I stuck my head out the window; a police officer was there & asked me to please come outside, so I did. When I get there he tells me that a man (who is standing there) used my stoop as his urinal & if I could get the gentleman a bucket of water & some cleaning supplies. I obliged. The man cleans up the mess & as he is the officer then tells me he wishes I had a scrub brush so we could tape him scrubbing up his mess! Only in Philly!!!

a video camera?

but WOW

that's awesome.

Posted: May 23, 2013 - 6:40am

Interesting evening... I heard noise out-front so I stuck my head out the window; a police officer was there & asked me to please come outside, so I did. When I get there he tells me that a man (who is standing there) used my stoop as his urinal & if I could get the gentleman a bucket of water & some cleaning supplies. I obliged. The man cleans up the mess & as he is the officer then tells me he wishes I had a scrub brush so we could tape him scrubbing up his mess! Only in Philly!!!

Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 1:07pm

Manbird wrote:

then what happened?

Then they all trammelled their grunions.

Posted: Mar 31, 2013 - 10:09pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

A friend of ours, a retired priest, was barefoot in the kitchen and managed to bump a large knife off the counter. Someone wrote:

I've heard you've been stabbed with a big bad Knife.
I hope it's not ruining too much of your life.
I hope you're doing well.
Please do tell.
I'm sure you're being well taken care of by your wonderful wife.
The lesson you learned is cook with shoes on.
Take care of yourself sweet little Ron.

To which he replied:

The story you heard is true I fear
I was juggling knives and drinking beer.
A sad combination I can attest
Doing them separately is probably best
There is some joy in this sad tale
My friends brought over a tasty ale
And a pair of steel-toed boots to wear
And a sign that reads "toes beware"
Now as I gaze at my left foot,
Firmly incased in a plastic boot
My heart is filled by friends like you
And the note in the kitchen: wear a shoe.

then what happened?

Posted: Mar 31, 2013 - 12:03pm

A friend of ours, a retired priest, was barefoot in the kitchen and managed to bump a large knife off the counter. Someone wrote:

I've heard you've been stabbed with a big bad Knife.
I hope it's not ruining too much of your life.
I hope you're doing well.
Please do tell.
I'm sure you're being well taken care of by your wonderful wife.
The lesson you learned is cook with shoes on.
Take care of yourself sweet little Ron.

To which he replied:

The story you heard is true I fear
I was juggling knives and drinking beer.
A sad combination I can attest
Doing them separately is probably best
There is some joy in this sad tale
My friends brought over a tasty ale
And a pair of steel-toed boots to wear
And a sign that reads "toes beware"
Now as I gaze at my left foot,
Firmly incased in a plastic boot
My heart is filled by friends like you
And the note in the kitchen: wear a shoe.

Posted: Mar 24, 2013 - 7:25pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Did I post that?

No, it was the daughter of one of my long-time best friends - in her dorm room at college.

I particularly wondered what prompted her to glare at an Asian.

I usually smile and/or laugh at hers and her sisters' statuses too. Great kids.

Posted: Mar 24, 2013 - 7:22pm

Alexandra wrote:

Left my solitude; almost passed out, dropped my pizza on the floor, yelled nonsensical things, stared at someone who complimented my hoodie, made up a song about throwing up, glared at an Asian, kept closing my eyes for long periods of time while talking, and weirded out a freshman in high school. This is why I stay in my room.

Did I post that?

Posted: Mar 24, 2013 - 7:02pm

Left my solitude; almost passed out, dropped my pizza on the floor, yelled nonsensical things, stared at someone who complimented my hoodie, made up a song about throwing up, glared at an Asian, kept closing my eyes for long periods of time while talking, and weirded out a freshman in high school. This is why I stay in my room.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 8:42am

"I will always love HBC. If I could just bite her and become part of her, sacrificing myself like a male Angler fish, I would do it in a heartbeat."

blog comment instead of an FB status, rulebreaker=me

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 6:01pm

sirdroseph wrote:

To make matters worse he just slurred out this morning; "Well guess what? I'm gonna stay till April so get used to it!" {#Eek}

Thank God April is only 10 days away.

Uhm...2013, right? {#Eh}

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 4:44am

fuzzy wrote:

Spring welcomed us with a winter storm overnight. I caught this on my daughter's FB: "GO HOME WINTER, YOU'RE DRUNK"

To make matters worse he just slurred out this morning; "Well guess what? I'm gonna stay till April so get used to it!" {#Eek}

Posted: Mar 20, 2013 - 5:35pm

kysmet wrote:

You gotta feel bad for Bradley Cooper. You put on the performance of your career in a role that gets people thinking of you as a serious actor, the public loves it, critics love it, beyond all hope you get nominated for an Oscar and then..."DAMMIT! Daniel Day Lewis put out a movie this year!!!"

How f-ing true is that? Dayum!

Posted: Mar 20, 2013 - 5:33pm

Spring welcomed us with a winter storm overnight. I caught this on my daughter's FB: "GO HOME WINTER, YOU'RE DRUNK"

Posted: Mar 5, 2013 - 4:45pm

During quiet times my mind sometimes wanders and makes me sad about things, like knowing I could never become a Supreme Court Justice because of what I once did for a Klondike bar. :-/

Posted: Feb 24, 2013 - 3:58pm

kysmet wrote:

You gotta feel bad for Bradley Cooper. You put on the performance of your career in a role that gets people thinking of you as a serious actor, the public loves it, critics love it, beyond all hope you get nominated for an Oscar and then..."DAMMIT! Daniel Day Lewis put out a movie this year!!!"

brutal

Posted: Feb 24, 2013 - 3:55pm

kysmet wrote:

You gotta feel bad for Bradley Cooper. You put on the performance of your career in a role that gets people thinking of you as a serious actor, the public loves it, critics love it, beyond all hope you get nominated for an Oscar and then..."DAMMIT! Daniel Day Lewis put out a movie this year!!!"

Right??

Posted: Feb 24, 2013 - 3:53pm

You gotta feel bad for Bradley Cooper. You put on the performance of your career in a role that gets people thinking of you as a serious actor, the public loves it, critics love it, beyond all hope you get nominated for an Oscar and then..."DAMMIT! Daniel Day Lewis put out a movie this year!!!"