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MsJudi
I would stand in line for this.
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Location: Houston, TX
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Capricorn
Chinese Yr: Rabbit


Posted: May 23, 2013 - 8:28am

 meower wrote:


S and I thought it was such a great post, +1 for Philly cops.
and I love that we come before G's mom.

 
Actually, when we were talking about it the other night, we were saying, "We need to get up to Pilly next year and see S&S... oh yeah, and then we can go see Mom, too!" (no shit {#Lol})
meower

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Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Gemini


Posted: May 23, 2013 - 8:25am

 MsJudi wrote:

Wow. And ew. All at the same time, wowew.

BTW, we're talking about making a trip north to see yous guys and G's mom next year.

 

S and I thought it was such a great post, +1 for Philly cops.
and I love that we come before G's mom.
MsJudi
I would stand in line for this.
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Location: Houston, TX
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Capricorn
Chinese Yr: Rabbit


Posted: May 23, 2013 - 8:04am

 meower wrote:
Interesting evening... I heard noise out-front so I stuck my head out the window; a police officer was there & asked me to please come outside, so I did. When I get there he tells me that a man (who is standing there) used my stoop as his urinal & if I could get the gentleman a bucket of water & some cleaning supplies. I obliged. The man cleans up the mess & as he is the officer then tells me he wishes I had a scrub brush so we could tape him scrubbing up his mess! Only in Philly!!!


 
Wow. And ew. All at the same time, wowew.

BTW, we're talking about making a trip north to see yous guys and G's mom next year.
lily34
STFU
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Location: GTFO
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Cancer
Chinese Yr: Monkey


Posted: May 23, 2013 - 6:49am

 meower wrote:
Interesting evening... I heard noise out-front so I stuck my head out the window; a police officer was there & asked me to please come outside, so I did. When I get there he tells me that a man (who is standing there) used my stoop as his urinal & if I could get the gentleman a bucket of water & some cleaning supplies. I obliged. The man cleans up the mess & as he is the officer then tells me he wishes I had a scrub brush so we could tape him scrubbing up his mess! Only in Philly!!!


 
{#Stupid} a video camera?

but WOW that's awesome.
meower

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Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Gemini


Posted: May 23, 2013 - 6:40am

Interesting evening... I heard noise out-front so I stuck my head out the window; a police officer was there & asked me to please come outside, so I did. When I get there he tells me that a man (who is standing there) used my stoop as his urinal & if I could get the gentleman a bucket of water & some cleaning supplies. I obliged. The man cleans up the mess & as he is the officer then tells me he wishes I had a scrub brush so we could tape him scrubbing up his mess! Only in Philly!!!

aflanigan

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Location: Downstairs at Downton
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Aquarius
Chinese Yr: Rat


Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 1:07pm

 Manbird wrote:


then what happened?
 

Then they all trammelled their grunions.
Manbird
Offal Makes Me Strong! Strong! Strong! Weak! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong!
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Location: Santa Rosa, CA
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Virgo


Posted: Mar 31, 2013 - 10:09pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
A friend of ours, a retired priest, was barefoot in the kitchen and managed to bump a large knife off the counter. Someone wrote:
  • I've heard you've been stabbed with a big bad Knife.
  • I hope it's not ruining too much of your life.
  • I hope you're doing well.
  • Please do tell.
  • I'm sure you're being well taken care of by your wonderful wife.
  • The lesson you learned is cook with shoes on.
  • Take care of yourself sweet little Ron. 
To which he replied:
  • The story you heard is true I fear
  • I was juggling knives and drinking beer.
  • A sad combination I can attest
  • Doing them separately is probably best
  • There is some joy in this sad tale
  • My friends brought over a tasty ale
  • And a pair of steel-toed boots to wear
  • And a sign that reads "toes beware"
  • Now as I gaze at my left foot,
  • Firmly incased in a plastic boot
  • My heart is filled by friends like you
  • And the note in the kitchen: wear a shoe. 


 



then what happened?

ScottFromWyoming
I eat pints.
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Location: Powell
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Pisces
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Mar 31, 2013 - 12:03pm

A friend of ours, a retired priest, was barefoot in the kitchen and managed to bump a large knife off the counter. Someone wrote:
  • I've heard you've been stabbed with a big bad Knife.
  • I hope it's not ruining too much of your life.
  • I hope you're doing well.
  • Please do tell.
  • I'm sure you're being well taken care of by your wonderful wife.
  • The lesson you learned is cook with shoes on.
  • Take care of yourself sweet little Ron. 
To which he replied:
  • The story you heard is true I fear
  • I was juggling knives and drinking beer.
  • A sad combination I can attest
  • Doing them separately is probably best
  • There is some joy in this sad tale
  • My friends brought over a tasty ale
  • And a pair of steel-toed boots to wear
  • And a sign that reads "toes beware"
  • Now as I gaze at my left foot,
  • Firmly incased in a plastic boot
  • My heart is filled by friends like you
  • And the note in the kitchen: wear a shoe. 

Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Libra
Chinese Yr: Horse


Posted: Mar 24, 2013 - 7:25pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Did I post that?
 

 
 
No, it was the daughter of one of my long-time best friends - in her dorm room at college.
 
 
I particularly wondered what prompted her to glare at an Asian. I usually smile and/or laugh at hers and her sisters' statuses too. Great kids.
ScottFromWyoming
I eat pints.
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Location: Powell
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Pisces
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Mar 24, 2013 - 7:22pm

 Alexandra wrote:

Left my solitude; almost passed out, dropped my pizza on the floor, yelled nonsensical things, stared at someone who complimented my hoodie, made up a song about throwing up, glared at an Asian, kept closing my eyes for long periods of time while talking, and weirded out a freshman in high school. This is why I stay in my room.




 
Did I post that?
 


Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Libra
Chinese Yr: Horse


Posted: Mar 24, 2013 - 7:02pm


Left my solitude; almost passed out, dropped my pizza on the floor, yelled nonsensical things, stared at someone who complimented my hoodie, made up a song about throwing up, glared at an Asian, kept closing my eyes for long periods of time while talking, and weirded out a freshman in high school. This is why I stay in my room.



edieraye

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Zodiac: Capricorn
Chinese Yr: Monkey


Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 8:42am

"I will always love HBC. If I could just bite her and become part of her, sacrificing myself like a male Angler fish, I would do it in a heartbeat."

blog comment instead of an FB status, rulebreaker=me 
fuzzy
I know everything. I just don't always have time to Google it.
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Location: GWN
Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 6:01pm

 sirdroseph wrote:


{#Lol}To make matters worse he just slurred out this morning; "Well guess what? I'm gonna stay till April so get used to it!"{#Eek}

 
Thank God April is only 10 days away.

Uhm...2013, right? {#Eh}
sirdroseph
Endeavor to Perservere
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Location: Yes
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Dragon


Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 4:44am

 fuzzy wrote:
Spring welcomed us with a winter storm overnight. I caught this on my daughter's FB: "GO HOME WINTER, YOU'RE DRUNK"

 

{#Lol}To make matters worse he just slurred out this morning; "Well guess what? I'm gonna stay till April so get used to it!"{#Eek}
gypsyman
Master of the Local Campground
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Location: just passing through....
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Gemini
Chinese Yr: Dog


Posted: Mar 20, 2013 - 5:35pm

 kysmet wrote:
You gotta feel bad for Bradley Cooper. You put on the performance of your career in a role that gets people thinking of you as a serious actor, the public loves it, critics love it, beyond all hope you get nominated for an Oscar and then..."DAMMIT! Daniel Day Lewis put out a movie this year!!!"


 
How f-ing true is that? Dayum!
fuzzy
I know everything. I just don't always have time to Google it.
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Location: GWN
Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 20, 2013 - 5:33pm

Spring welcomed us with a winter storm overnight. I caught this on my daughter's FB: "GO HOME WINTER, YOU'RE DRUNK"
K_Love

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Gender: Female
Zodiac: Scorpio
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Mar 5, 2013 - 4:45pm

During quiet times my mind sometimes wanders and makes me sad about things, like knowing I could never become a Supreme Court Justice because of what I once did for a Klondike bar. :-/
Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn
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Location: Redneck Nation


Posted: Feb 24, 2013 - 3:58pm

 kysmet wrote:
You gotta feel bad for Bradley Cooper. You put on the performance of your career in a role that gets people thinking of you as a serious actor, the public loves it, critics love it, beyond all hope you get nominated for an Oscar and then..."DAMMIT! Daniel Day Lewis put out a movie this year!!!"


 
brutal
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Libra
Chinese Yr: Horse


Posted: Feb 24, 2013 - 3:55pm

 kysmet wrote:
You gotta feel bad for Bradley Cooper. You put on the performance of your career in a role that gets people thinking of you as a serious actor, the public loves it, critics love it, beyond all hope you get nominated for an Oscar and then..."DAMMIT! Daniel Day Lewis put out a movie this year!!!"


 
 
Right??
K_Love

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Gender: Female
Zodiac: Scorpio
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Feb 24, 2013 - 3:53pm

You gotta feel bad for Bradley Cooper. You put on the performance of your career in a role that gets people thinking of you as a serious actor, the public loves it, critics love it, beyond all hope you get nominated for an Oscar and then..."DAMMIT! Daniel Day Lewis put out a movie this year!!!"



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