Who was the only person to score 6 touchdowns in one game for Polk High School ?

Guess my memory is foobared too.

Who was the only person to score 6 touchdowns in one game for Polk High School ?

 Yes, but it is good for those of us who are forty years out of high school to remember that we were forgetting stuff like that all the time twenty and thirty years ago too, it just didn't bother us nearly so much.  I have seen some research that seemed to indicate that the reason older people have trouble remembering things is just that we just have so much more to remember.   I wish I could remember more about it but I'm just too old.
 

No shit.

Just wait and see what happens when high school was 40 years ago.

Was it for the bottle opener, a twist-tie, or a glass of juice?  

Yup, that's my job, except Internet is capitalized and we use the Oxford comma.

I over use commas myself, I'm glad it has a fancy name now.

Stop educating me!  My brain is full as it is. 

Yup, that's my job, except Internet is capitalized and we use the Oxford comma.