Things You Thought Today
- Coaxial - May 20, 2013 - 8:11am
Obama's Second Term
- Isabeau - May 20, 2013 - 8:07am
The No Phone Zone
- Proclivities - May 20, 2013 - 7:52am
Name My Band
- Coaxial - May 20, 2013 - 7:46am
The touch or two-handed tapping guitar technique
- Coaxial - May 20, 2013 - 7:43am
How's the weather?
- DaveInVA - May 20, 2013 - 7:30am
If not RP, what are you listening to right now?
- fuzzy - May 20, 2013 - 7:24am
Coffee
- ScottFromWyoming - May 20, 2013 - 7:20am
Amazing animals!
- fuzzy - May 20, 2013 - 7:07am
Radio Paradise Comments
- Coaxial - May 20, 2013 - 7:06am
What are you doing RIGHT NOW?
- Red_Dragon - May 20, 2013 - 7:04am
Counting with Pictures
- DaveInVA - May 20, 2013 - 6:44am
Name The RP Puppy
- Coaxial - May 20, 2013 - 6:44am
Share a Website you love or hate
- fuzzy - May 20, 2013 - 6:43am
What makes you smile?
- bokey - May 20, 2013 - 6:38am
The Dragons' Roost
- triskele - May 20, 2013 - 6:32am
things that make you go hmmmmm
- bokey - May 20, 2013 - 6:30am
Things that piss me off
- bokey - May 20, 2013 - 4:32am
Bear!
- ScottFromWyoming - May 20, 2013 - 3:48am
Baseball, anyone?
- bokey - May 20, 2013 - 3:13am
Dance with me
- Rod - May 19, 2013 - 10:15pm
260,000 Posts in one thread?
- Manbird - May 19, 2013 - 9:46pm
Movie rental suggestions & reviews - Netflix or Blockbuster
- Manbird - May 19, 2013 - 9:34pm
Photography Forum - Your Own Photos; Please Limit to 510 ...
- buzz - May 19, 2013 - 9:31pm
What Did You Do Today?
- swell_sailor - May 19, 2013 - 8:33pm
Favorite Books from Your Youth
- kurtster - May 19, 2013 - 7:52pm
Annoying stuff. not things that piss you off, just annoyi...
- bokey - May 19, 2013 - 7:44pm
Help!!!!!!!!
- bokey - May 19, 2013 - 7:20pm
For Jrzy!
- JustineFromWyoming - May 19, 2013 - 7:06pm
Favorite Quotes
- Isabeau - May 19, 2013 - 6:50pm
Gotta Get Your Drink On
- fuzzy - May 19, 2013 - 6:12pm
Regarding cats
- Isabeau - May 19, 2013 - 5:31pm
Gardeners Corner
- Isabeau - May 19, 2013 - 5:23pm
Suddenly, a big black bar at the bottom of my screen (on ...
- Red_Dragon - May 19, 2013 - 4:26pm
RPeep News You Should Know
- meower - May 19, 2013 - 4:00pm
OUR CATS!!
- MsJudi - May 19, 2013 - 1:59pm
What Are You Going To Do Today?
- Coaxial - May 19, 2013 - 12:31pm
What Did You Have For Breakfast?
- triskele - May 19, 2013 - 9:37am
Post your favorite 'You Tube' Videos Here
- DaveInVA - May 19, 2013 - 9:19am
Maps • Google • GeoGuessr
- ScottFromWyoming - May 19, 2013 - 8:53am
Free Mp3s
- fuzzy - May 19, 2013 - 7:27am
Birds' nest
- Isabeau - May 19, 2013 - 6:48am
• • • What's For Dinner ? • • •
- Alexandra - May 18, 2013 - 8:46pm
When Winter is King
- DaveInVA - May 18, 2013 - 7:40pm
Today in History
- hobiejoe - May 18, 2013 - 2:17pm
Autism Issues
- Manbird - May 18, 2013 - 1:24pm
(Musical) Coincidences
- lunar1963 - May 18, 2013 - 11:04am
Bug Reports & Feature Requests
- mutepoint - May 18, 2013 - 10:45am
favorite love songs
- Alexandra - May 18, 2013 - 9:40am
What Do You Want From RP?
- mutepoint - May 18, 2013 - 9:19am
What is Humanity's best invention?
- fuzzy - May 18, 2013 - 8:25am
Flower Pictures
- fuzzy - May 18, 2013 - 7:39am
• • • BACON • • •
- sirdroseph - May 18, 2013 - 4:19am
Cryptic Posts - Leave Them Guessing
- samiyam - May 17, 2013 - 9:03pm
RPeeps I miss.
- buddy - May 17, 2013 - 8:49pm
Parents and Children
- buddy - May 17, 2013 - 8:42pm
Cloud Gazing (Photos You've Taken)
- Alexandra - May 17, 2013 - 8:41pm
Mixtape Culture Club
- ColdMiser - May 17, 2013 - 5:15pm
All Dogs Go To Heaven - Dog Pix
- Isabeau - May 17, 2013 - 3:59pm
Oklahoma Questions and Points of Interest
- ScottN - May 17, 2013 - 2:39pm
Iraq
- miamizsun - May 17, 2013 - 2:11pm
Dexter
- Manbird - May 17, 2013 - 1:46pm
True Confessions
- aflanigan - May 17, 2013 - 12:56pm
Photography Chat
- Isabeau - May 17, 2013 - 12:49pm
Squirrels Just Want To Have Fun!
- mutepoint - May 17, 2013 - 12:29pm
• • • KIVA • • •
- Manbird - May 17, 2013 - 12:21pm
What Makes You Laugh?
- 2cats - May 17, 2013 - 11:48am
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •
- sirdroseph - May 17, 2013 - 10:37am
What's that smell?
- RASPUTIN - May 17, 2013 - 10:20am
Graphic designers, ho!
- Manbird - May 17, 2013 - 10:07am
Celebrity Deaths
- MsJudi - May 17, 2013 - 9:41am
Thorium Power
- cc_rider - May 17, 2013 - 9:30am
~ Video Post ~
- aflanigan - May 17, 2013 - 9:09am
Kids say the funniest things
- jmkate - May 17, 2013 - 9:02am
Breaking News
- ScottFromWyoming - May 17, 2013 - 7:39am
(a public service of RP)
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NEWS OF THE WEIRD - or - "All the News to Pitch a Fit!"
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Apr 29, 2013 - 12:59am |
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bokey wrote:Because your big head is why.Marist College Crew Team Finds Giant Floating ‘Head’
POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. (CBSNewYork/AP) – Anyone lose a giant head made of Styrofoam and fiberglass?That’s what officials at Marist College in Poughkeepsie are asking after the men’s crew team found the unusual object floating in the Hudson River.
You are such a dork. That's hobbitt. Or more likely Sean-E.
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bokey
LIfe is but Haiku or Kobayashi Maru I just dunno crap

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Apr 29, 2013 - 12:00am |
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Because your big head is why. Marist College Crew Team Finds Giant Floating ‘Head’
POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. (CBSNewYork/AP) – Anyone lose a giant head made of Styrofoam and fiberglass?That’s what officials at Marist College in Poughkeepsie are asking after the men’s crew team found the unusual object floating in the Hudson River.

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miamizsun

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Mar 14, 2013 - 10:04am |
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A Manhattan lawyer strapped her 10-month-old son to her chest and leaped to her death from an eighth-story window in Harlem on Wednesday — and the baby miraculously survived with little more than scratches, police sources said. Cynthia Wachenheim, 44, who left a suicide note castigating herself for being a bad mother, landed on her back after taking the fatal plunge. Baby Keston was in a harness. He bounced off his mom on impact and then rolled away from her motionless arms.
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bokey
LIfe is but Haiku or Kobayashi Maru I just dunno crap

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Jan 19, 2013 - 2:24pm |
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Pot pie burglar enters drug treatmentSALISBURY, Md., Jan. 17 (UPI) — A Maryland man who broke down the door of a house, took off his pants and ate a chicken pot pie was spared jail when he agreed to enter drug treatment. Russell Neff, 23, pleaded guilty to first degree burglary and was sentenced to 10 years in jail with all but time served suspended when he agreed to enter a drug treatment court program Jan. 11, The Daily Times, Salisbury, Md., reported Thursday. Police said Neff broke down the door to a stranger's Salisbury home in August and cooked and ate a chicken pot pie from the home's kitchen, The Washington Post reported. Officers arrived to find Neff clad in only his underwear and licking a television remote control, police said.
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bokey
LIfe is but Haiku or Kobayashi Maru I just dunno crap

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Oct 12, 2012 - 6:15pm |
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CoffeeGirl wrote: Police say they have found no evidence of foul play. Don't they mean "fowl play"? I wouldn't put it past the chickens to do such a thing.
Or the pigs.I haven't trusted pigs since I read "Animal Farm" in junior high.
Friday, October 05, 2012 COQUILLE, Ore. — Oregon authorities are investigating how a farmer was eaten by his hogs. Terry Vance Garner, 69, never returned after he set out to feed his animals last Wednesday on his farm near the Oregon coast, the Coos County district attorney said Monday. A family member found Garner's dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure several hours later, but most of his remains had been consumed, District Attorney Paul Frasier said. Several of the hogs weighed 700 pounds or more. It's possible Garner had a medical emergency, such as a heart attack, or was knocked over by the animals, then killed and eaten, Frasier said, adding that at least one hog had previously bitten Garner. The possibility of foul play is being investigated as well. "For all we know, it was a horrific accident, but it's so doggone weird that we have to look at all possibilities," Frasier told The Register-Guard. |
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now bionic!

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Oct 12, 2012 - 6:02pm |
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bokey wrote:Md. police: Man, 2 sons found dead in manure pit Thursday - 5/24/2012, 12:13pm ET KENNEDYVILLE, Md. - Maryland authorities are trying to find out how a man and his two teenage sons fell into a manure pit and died at the dairy farm where they worked. State Police said Thursday it's not clear how the three victims became submerged in the manure pit in Kennedyville. They were tentatively identified as 48-year-old Glen Nolt, of Peach Bottom, Pa., and his sons, 18-year-old Kelvin Nolt and 14-year-old Cleason Nolt. Police say when the three did not come home to milk their dairy cows Wednesday evening, family members became concerned and drove to the farm. Liquid manure was pumped out of the pit overnight during the search, and the bodies were recovered early Thursday morning. Police say they have found no evidence of foul play. ************** Man that joke stinks.
Police say they have found no evidence of foul play. Don't they mean "fowl play"? I wouldn't put it past the chickens to do such a thing. |
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Proclivities
There are always a few such people who demand the utmost of life and yet cannot come to terms with its stupidity and crudeness.

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Oct 12, 2012 - 12:03pm |
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miamizsun wrote:Floridian indicted for tampering with items purchased from CVS OCTOBER 11—A Florida man has been indicted on a federal product tampering charge for allegedly returning used enemas to the shelves of the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the items. Ronald Eugene Robinson is accused in an indictment unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Jacksonville. Robinson, 34, is pictured in the below mug shot.... The tampering probe was launched in June when a CVS employee told Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office deputies that a male customer—who had bought and returned enemas on several occasions—had tampered with a box...

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miamizsun

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Oct 12, 2012 - 11:59am |
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Floridian indicted for tampering with items purchased from CVS OCTOBER 11—A Florida man has been indicted on a federal product tampering charge for allegedly returning used enemas to the shelves of the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the items. Ronald Eugene Robinson is accused in an indictment unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Jacksonville. Robinson, 34, is pictured in the below mug shot. According to prosecutors, Robinson bought several “pre-packaged CVS Pharmacy Ready-to-Use enemas” between April and June of this year. After using the enemas, he placed them back into their boxes, resealed the containers, and returned the products for refunds. The used enemas, reshelved by CVS workers, were subsequently sold to unsuspecting customers. The federal indictment charges that Robinson acted with “reckless disregard” and placed others “in danger of death or bodily injury.” “It is believed that all customers have been notified of the tainted purchases,” Department of Justice prosecutors said in a press release issued today. The tampering probe was launched in June when a CVS employee told Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office deputies that a male customer—who had bought and returned enemas on several occasions—had tampered with a box. The pharmacy worker, Dustin McDonald, said that the customer claimed that he purchased the enemas for his mother, but “she no longer needed them,” according to a Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office report. When the suspicious McDonald decided to “check the box of enemas to be sure that they were not tampered with,” he “observed that all the enemas were used.” The worker also noticed that, “the unknown white male…re-glued the bottom of the box so that it appeared that it had not been opened.” McDonald then opened three other six-pack enema boxes on the store’s shelves and found that “all the enemas in each of the 3 boxes were previously used,” deputies noted. An analysis of the used products revealed that, “fecal matter was located on some of the returned enema bottles.” If convicted of the felony rap, Robinson faces a maximum of ten years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Robinson, who is currently on state probation, has a lengthy rap sheet that includes arrests for burglary, battery, passing bad checks, damage to property, and criminal mischief. |
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bokey
LIfe is but Haiku or Kobayashi Maru I just dunno crap

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May 24, 2012 - 3:57pm |
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Md. police: Man, 2 sons found dead in manure pit Thursday - 5/24/2012, 12:13pm ET KENNEDYVILLE, Md. - Maryland authorities are trying to find out how a man and his two teenage sons fell into a manure pit and died at the dairy farm where they worked. State Police said Thursday it's not clear how the three victims became submerged in the manure pit in Kennedyville. They were tentatively identified as 48-year-old Glen Nolt, of Peach Bottom, Pa., and his sons, 18-year-old Kelvin Nolt and 14-year-old Cleason Nolt. Police say when the three did not come home to milk their dairy cows Wednesday evening, family members became concerned and drove to the farm. Liquid manure was pumped out of the pit overnight during the search, and the bodies were recovered early Thursday morning. Police say they have found no evidence of foul play. ************** Man that joke stinks.
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cc_rider
Love the Meatball. BE the Meatball.

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Apr 25, 2012 - 11:53am |
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jagdriver wrote:From the "Who Could make This Sh!t Up" Dept.:
Another couple of wackos who should just disappear. Sheesh.
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jagdriver
And my friends are all aboard

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Apr 25, 2012 - 11:48am |
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From the "Who Could make This Sh!t Up" Dept.:
White House gate crasher to run for Va governor By BOB LEWIS, Associated Press – 49 minutes ago RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — White House gate crasher Tareq Salahi says he will run for governor of Virginia. ...
Salahi and his wife, Michaele, created concern about the Secret Service's effectiveness when they showed up uninvited at a White House state dinner in 2009, and were able to meet President Barack Obama. The notoriety landed Michaele a role in the reality television series "Real Housewives of D.C.," which was canceled after one season. In more attention grabbing last year, Tareq Salahi reported that his wife had been abducted. But she had actually run off with Neal Schon, the lead guitarist for Journey. A $50 million lawsuit Tareq filed against Michaele over the breakup was dismissed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
EDIT: I think John Irving's world has come true. Or maybe he's been writing about reality all of these years. What with political correctness run amok and other bizarre, upside-down-world occurrences, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Ellen Jamesians listened to RP! |
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jagdriver
And my friends are all aboard

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sirdroseph
Endeavor to Perservere

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Feb 21, 2012 - 9:24am |
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jagdriver wrote:What you're not likely to hear on Radio Paradise....
Oh I don't know, I suspect Bill and R got some freak in em! |
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jagdriver
And my friends are all aboard

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Feb 21, 2012 - 8:53am |
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What you're not likely to hear on Radio Paradise....
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Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn

Location: Redneck Nation 
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aflanigan

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Nov 1, 2011 - 12:30pm |
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bokey wrote:buzz wrote:
i dont need any of your shit tonight
"Eat S**t and live?"
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bokey
LIfe is but Haiku or Kobayashi Maru I just dunno crap

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Oct 31, 2011 - 1:13pm |
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miamizsun wrote:Fecal Transplant May Treat Stubborn C. diff By Kathleen Doheny WebMD Health News Reviewed by Laura J. Martin, MD Oct. 31, 2011 — It may sound gross, but using fecal transplants can treat stubborn intestinal infections caused by the bug Clostridium difficile(C. diff). As the name implies, fecal transplant involves taking the stool of a healthy person and putting it into the colon of an infected person. The goal is to restore the natural balance of good and bad bugs in the gut and eliminate the bothersome diarrhea. "Ick" factor aside, it works, a new study suggests. "Fecal transplantation is a highly effective, well tolerated, and safe form of therapy for this traditionally difficult infection," study researcher Lawrence Brandt, MD, emeritus, chief of gastroenterology at Montefiore Medical Center, tells WebMD. His team found that 91% of 77 patients who received the transplants got rid of their diarrhea, sometimes within three days, after one treatment. The research is being presented at this week's American College of Gastroenterology's annual scientific meeting in Washington, D.C. The procedure is technically called fecal microbiota therapy (FMT). I brought this crap up before, and this is what Buzz had to say. buzz wrote: i dont need any of your shit tonight
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cc_rider
Love the Meatball. BE the Meatball.

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Oct 31, 2011 - 12:37pm |
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Slightly less disgusting than miamiz's post (but only just), Mrs. Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce. After 72 days of wedded bliss. Good thing the sanctity of marriage is still intact, huh? Can't have them pesky homersexals denigrating a sacred institution, right?
What a batch of scumbags those people are.
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miamizsun

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Oct 31, 2011 - 12:26pm |
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Fecal Transplant May Treat Stubborn C. diff
By Kathleen Doheny WebMD Health News Reviewed by Laura J. Martin, MD
Oct. 31, 2011 — It may sound gross, but using fecal transplants can treat stubborn intestinal infections caused by the bug Clostridium difficile(C. diff).As the name implies, fecal transplant involves taking the stool of a healthy person and putting it into the colon of an infected person. The goal is to restore the natural balance of good and bad bugs in the gut and eliminate the bothersome diarrhea. "Ick" factor aside, it works, a new study suggests. "Fecal transplantation is a highly effective, well tolerated, and safe form of therapy for this traditionally difficult infection," study researcher Lawrence Brandt, MD, emeritus, chief of gastroenterology at Montefiore Medical Center, tells WebMD. His team found that 91% of 77 patients who received the transplants got rid of their diarrhea, sometimes within three days, after one treatment. The research is being presented at this week's American College of Gastroenterology's annual scientific meeting in Washington, D.C. The procedure is technically called fecal microbiota therapy (FMT).
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miamizsun

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Aug 1, 2011 - 2:49pm |
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Indian man has hysterectomy after doctors find uterus The Indian man, identified as Ryalu, was admitted to a hospital near Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, after complaining of severe stomach pains.Doctors suspected a normal hernia, but when they carried out an exploratory operation they were shocked to discover it had been caused by a female uterus, ovaries, Fallopian tubes, a cervix and underdeveloped vaginal tissue. Dr Pramod Kumar Shrivastava, a surgeon at the Chhindwara district hospital said the patient had external male organs, was fit from working in the fields, and lived a normal life. "Usually the contents of the Hernia Sac are abdomen organs like large intestines and small intestines but when we operated on the patient we were surprised to find female reproductive organs. We have removed the organs through a hysterectomy and repaired the hernia. more |
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