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oldviolin
ab origine

Location: Esse Quam Videri Gender:  Zodiac:  
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May 13, 2013 - 7:26am |
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Box Kite (Archival Footage)
So, you hail from the year 2ManyTimes DBC What was that journey like? When I heard you might be around I got to thinking... Boy, I'll bet that hurt. Anyhow, It seemed like it was all one long day. I know, I know...Ramparts and twilight's last gleaming- gallantly streaming...
Stardust
Still, I can't help but wonder about the stripes didn’t that hurt just a little bit?
Mama's calling me for lunch, and the grave just sent out an SOS- Seems you rolled over and nobody knew. I'll be back later. Save my place, will you? I think I'll fly a kite here this afternoon. I don't know about you, but it'll sure make me feel better.
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oldviolin
ab origine

Location: Esse Quam Videri Gender:  Zodiac:  
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May 13, 2013 - 7:02am |
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Gather up the clouds, the rain Gather up the sounds, the pain Gather up the stones, the moss Gather up the trail, the loss Gather up the signs, the past Gather up the thoughts, the massed Gather up the will, the wine Gather up the youth, the vine Gather up the flesh, the tree Gather up the blood, the free Gather up the pulse, the node Gather up the blooms, the road Gather up the hungry, the eye Gather up the earth, the sky Gather up the face, the fair Gather up the empty, the stare Gather up the turn, the paid Gather up the time, the trade Gather up the beast, the haze Gather up the trial, the maze Gather up the parched, the sand Gather up the dense, the hand Gather up the furrow, the brow Gather up the harrow, the plow Gather up the fear, the sight Gather up the words, the might Gather up the courage, the ring Gather up every desperate living thing Place a candle at the top of the spire Burn to accord the hearts desire Man to a time not less than glory Bound to a ramparts fading ...
Allegory consumption is at it's peak in the late spring At least there is salt for all profitable ventures Sailors list with the ship and lisp from the lip Good maiden won't you cool my tongue Fresh water seems so far away...
A gentle breeze washes through my hair and parts the sun Right where the shades are drawn in pencil and ink So far the way and near the race undone Sweet maiden won't you give me just one drink
So gather up the sticks and marry the stones Gather up the dirt and cover the bones Gather up the keeping of the candles flame Gather up the breaking of guilt and shame Gather up the wise and gather up the sorrow Ramparts fading unto the...
morrow.
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Manbird
Offal Makes Me Strong! Strong! Strong! Weak! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong!

Location: Santa Rosa, CA Gender:  Zodiac:  
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Apr 6, 2013 - 5:08pm |
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A year has come between us and December. I worked to find shelter but already it was dark with winter rain, with winter traffic on the roundabout. Look… I’ve had enough! In front of the upstream Went I and wept at the coldstream. I was praying. I was fleeing in my prayers and my legs were underhooked between electric buses. I started to braid a leash around my neck. This street is full of dealers and workshops where men weld themselves to their shadows. Someone darted out of the slips of corrugated and the slips of iron. Then it was evening and another nightform passed from slip to slip, dealing. With my new throat leash, I obediently searched for my owner. Is he beautiful? Will she have tumors building death into her udder? Is he senile with age like me? Why is this street so busy? |
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ricguy
Feelin' green all over again.

Location: between gigs...in the OC, CA Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jan 21, 2013 - 11:25am |
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"to "Biebs " or not to"Beibs"? that is a question.....baby baby...la la la ... there it's stuck in your head, go in peace.
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
pink beetle, yo

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Jan 7, 2013 - 5:53am |
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Meteorites and asteroids Interstellar hemorrhoids not so much star dust but some kind of poo what you get when stars bust and lose their internal glue
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oldviolin
ab origine

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Dec 17, 2012 - 11:56am |
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The dark hand plays and the light hand prays all the teaming rows sort the ends of days Where with all orbit tics sans epic prose orphaned celestial thorns prickling death pithed rose...
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oldviolin
ab origine

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Dec 11, 2012 - 12:14am |
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There was a tender ritual born of a golden spectacle A lazy river flotilla of candy and ticklish spots Laughing aromatic Firs and gardens of glass Planted to bear witness to miracles... |
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oldviolin
ab origine

Location: Esse Quam Videri Gender:  Zodiac:  
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Oct 30, 2012 - 8:05am |
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...fool gonna wake up one day- all those beds left unmade... |
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
pink beetle, yo

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Jul 13, 2012 - 3:09pm |
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jeepers b. if my "good" poetry was even a tenth as good as your "bad" poetry I'd die a happy man. |
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oldviolin
ab origine

Location: Esse Quam Videri Gender:  Zodiac:  
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Jul 13, 2012 - 1:32pm |
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sheer ambiguity I'm hoarding your candles I'm counting by threes I'm washing the doubts from your choicest disease I stand by the wayside with a sign of your times I'm cashing my chips in for nickles and dimes I'm bruising your liver with random malaise I'm trashing my moments with your shortened days You're seeking the answers In fossilized fists I'm sneering and sated the slashes in your wrists With counter wise clock hands I'm building a wall for seconds and epics both empty and small Today with the vengeance of tomorrows dead trees I'm carving out shadows with roots in dead seas...
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Manbird
Offal Makes Me Strong! Strong! Strong! Weak! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong!

Location: Santa Rosa, CA Gender:  Zodiac:  
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Apr 12, 2012 - 7:48pm |
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Doodoo in the Wheelhouse
There's a doodoo in the wheelhouse Who put it there? I can't steer the ship With that god damn doodoo there!
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oldviolin
ab origine

Location: Esse Quam Videri Gender:  Zodiac:  
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Apr 12, 2012 - 7:27pm |
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oldslabsides wrote:languish, he said go forth and accomplish little that thou not be thought an embiggenist asshat
the sac would be all greasy and falling apart and stuff.
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Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn

Location: Redneck Nation 
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Apr 12, 2012 - 3:14pm |
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cc_rider wrote: The CIA is already considering commissioning him to write some poetry to use as an 'advanced interrogation technique'. Program is still hung up at DoJ, something about violating International standards of decency.
as if I'd ever consent to work for those bastards. |
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cc_rider
Love the Meatball. BE the Meatball.

Location: Austin Texas. Y'all. Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Apr 12, 2012 - 3:01pm |
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miamizsun wrote:
you're right, but I think he could be "badder" The CIA is already considering commissioning him to write some poetry to use as an 'advanced interrogation technique'. Program is still hung up at DoJ, something about violating International standards of decency. |
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miamizsun

Location: (3261.3 Miles SE of RP) Gender:  
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Apr 12, 2012 - 2:57pm |
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cc_rider wrote: I believe you have found your true calling, Schlabs.
you're right, but I think he could be "badder" |
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Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn

Location: Redneck Nation 
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Apr 12, 2012 - 1:59pm |
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dangling ever on the cusp machinations aplenty without matches, the arsonist weeps |
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cc_rider
Love the Meatball. BE the Meatball.

Location: Austin Texas. Y'all. Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Apr 12, 2012 - 1:47pm |
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oldslabsides wrote:many are the peacemakers few the left-handed monkey wrenches go without and prosper
I believe you have found your true calling, Schlabs. |
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Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn

Location: Redneck Nation 
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Apr 12, 2012 - 1:40pm |
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many are the peacemakers few the left-handed monkey wrenches go without and prosper |
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Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn

Location: Redneck Nation 
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Apr 12, 2012 - 6:09am |
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languish, he said go forth and accomplish little that thou not be thought an embiggenist asshat |
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winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly

Location: in exile, as always Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Apr 11, 2012 - 9:46pm |
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I caper like A mountain goat, crapping All over the green Meadows, stinking up the blue Skies, kicking up my hooves, My white fur soiled By the dust of living And loving. |
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