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oldviolin
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Location: Esse Quam Videri
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Leo


Posted: May 13, 2013 - 7:26am

Box Kite (Archival Footage)

So, you hail from the year 2ManyTimes DBC
What was that journey like?
When I heard you might be around I got to thinking...
Boy, I'll bet that hurt.
Anyhow, It seemed like it was all one long day. 
I know, I know...Ramparts and twilight's last gleaming- gallantly streaming...

Stardust

Still, I can't help but wonder about the stripes
didn’t that hurt just a little bit?

Mama's calling me for lunch, and the grave just sent out an SOS-
Seems you rolled over and nobody knew.
I'll be back later. Save my place, will you?
I think I'll fly a kite here this afternoon.
I don't know about you, but it'll sure make me feel better.

oldviolin
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Location: Esse Quam Videri
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Leo


Posted: May 13, 2013 - 7:02am

Gather up the clouds, the rain
Gather up the sounds, the pain
Gather up the stones, the moss
Gather up the trail, the loss
Gather up the signs, the past
Gather up the thoughts, the massed
Gather up the will, the wine
Gather up the youth, the vine
Gather up the flesh, the tree
Gather up the blood, the free
Gather up the pulse, the node
Gather up the blooms, the road
Gather up the hungry, the eye
Gather up the earth, the sky
Gather up the face, the fair
Gather up the empty, the stare
Gather up the turn, the paid
Gather up the time, the trade
Gather up the beast, the haze
Gather up the trial, the maze
Gather up the parched, the sand
Gather up the dense, the hand
Gather up the furrow, the brow
Gather up the harrow, the plow
Gather up the fear, the sight
Gather up the words, the might
Gather up the courage, the ring
Gather up every desperate living thing
Place a candle at the top of the spire
Burn to accord the hearts desire
Man to a time not less than glory
Bound to a ramparts fading ...

Allegory consumption is at it's peak in the late spring
At least there is salt for all profitable ventures
Sailors list with the ship and lisp from the lip
Good maiden won't you cool my tongue
Fresh water seems so far away...

A gentle breeze washes through my hair and parts the sun
Right where the shades are drawn in pencil and ink
So far the way and near the race undone
Sweet maiden won't you give me just one drink

So gather up the sticks and marry the stones
Gather up the dirt and cover the bones
Gather up the keeping of the candles flame
Gather up the breaking of guilt and shame
Gather up the wise and gather up the sorrow
Ramparts fading unto the...

morrow.




Manbird
Offal Makes Me Strong! Strong! Strong! Weak! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong!
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Location: Santa Rosa, CA
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Virgo


Posted: Apr 6, 2013 - 5:08pm

A year has come between us and December.
I worked to find shelter but already it was dark
with winter rain, with winter traffic on the roundabout.
Look… I’ve had enough! In front of the upstream
Went I and wept at the coldstream.
I was praying. I was fleeing in my prayers and my
legs were underhooked between electric buses.
I started to braid a leash around my neck.
This street is full of dealers and workshops
where men weld themselves to their shadows.
Someone darted out of the slips of corrugated
and the slips of iron. Then it was evening and
another nightform passed from slip to slip, dealing.
With my new throat leash, I obediently searched
for my owner. Is he beautiful? Will she have tumors 
building death into her udder?
Is he senile with age like me?
Why is this street so busy?


ricguy
Feelin' green all over again.
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Location: between gigs...in the OC, CA
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Gemini
Chinese Yr: Buffalo


Posted: Jan 21, 2013 - 11:25am

"to "Biebs " or not to"Beibs"?  that is a question.....baby baby...la la la ...  there it's stuck in your head,  go in peace.


NoEnzLefttoSplit
pink beetle, yo
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Gender: Male
Zodiac: Taurus
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Jan 7, 2013 - 5:53am

Meteorites and asteroids
Interstellar hemorrhoids
not so much star dust
but some kind of poo
what you get when stars bust
and lose their internal glue


oldviolin
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Location: Esse Quam Videri
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Leo


Posted: Dec 17, 2012 - 11:56am

The dark hand plays
and the light hand prays
all the teaming rows sort the ends of days 
Where with all orbit tics sans epic prose
orphaned celestial thorns prickling death pithed rose...

oldviolin
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Location: Esse Quam Videri
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Leo


Posted: Dec 11, 2012 - 12:14am

There was a tender ritual born of a golden spectacle
A lazy river flotilla of candy and ticklish spots
Laughing aromatic Firs and gardens of glass
Planted to bear witness to miracles... 
oldviolin
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Location: Esse Quam Videri
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Leo


Posted: Oct 30, 2012 - 8:05am

...fool gonna wake up one day-
all those beds left unmade... 
NoEnzLefttoSplit
pink beetle, yo
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Gender: Male
Zodiac: Taurus
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Jul 13, 2012 - 3:09pm

jeepers b. if my "good" poetry was even a tenth as good as your "bad" poetry I'd die a happy man.
oldviolin
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Location: Esse Quam Videri
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Leo


Posted: Jul 13, 2012 - 1:32pm

sheer ambiguity 

I'm hoarding your candles
I'm counting by threes
I'm washing the doubts
from your choicest disease
I stand by the wayside
with a sign of your times
I'm cashing my chips in
for nickles and dimes
I'm bruising your liver
with random malaise
I'm trashing my moments
with your shortened days
You're seeking the answers
In fossilized fists
I'm sneering and sated
the slashes in your wrists
With counter wise clock hands
I'm building a wall
for seconds and epics 
both empty and small
Today with the vengeance 
of tomorrows dead trees
I'm carving out shadows
with roots in dead seas...


Manbird
Offal Makes Me Strong! Strong! Strong! Weak! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong!
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Location: Santa Rosa, CA
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Virgo


Posted: Apr 12, 2012 - 7:48pm

Doodoo in the Wheelhouse

There's a doodoo in the wheelhouse
Who put it there?
I can't steer the ship
With that god damn doodoo there!

by Manbird experiment 

oldviolin
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Location: Esse Quam Videri
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Leo


Posted: Apr 12, 2012 - 7:27pm

 oldslabsides wrote:
languish, he said
go forth and accomplish little
that thou not be thought an embiggenist asshat

 
the sac would be all greasy and falling apart and stuff.  


Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn
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Location: Redneck Nation


Posted: Apr 12, 2012 - 3:14pm

 cc_rider wrote:

The CIA is already considering commissioning him to write some poetry to use as an 'advanced interrogation technique'. Program is still hung up at DoJ, something about violating International standards of decency.

 
as if I'd ever consent to work for those bastards.
cc_rider
Love the Meatball. BE the Meatball.
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Location: Austin Texas. Y'all.
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Cancer
Chinese Yr: Snake


Posted: Apr 12, 2012 - 3:01pm

 miamizsun wrote:
you're right, but I think he could be "badder"
 
The CIA is already considering commissioning him to write some poetry to use as an 'advanced interrogation technique'. Program is still hung up at DoJ, something about violating International standards of decency.
miamizsun

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Location: (3261.3 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male


Posted: Apr 12, 2012 - 2:57pm

 cc_rider wrote:

I believe you have found your true calling, Schlabs.

 



you're right, but I think he could be "badder"
Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn
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Location: Redneck Nation


Posted: Apr 12, 2012 - 1:59pm

dangling ever on the cusp
machinations aplenty
without matches, the arsonist weeps
cc_rider
Love the Meatball. BE the Meatball.
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Location: Austin Texas. Y'all.
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Cancer
Chinese Yr: Snake


Posted: Apr 12, 2012 - 1:47pm

 oldslabsides wrote:
many are the peacemakers
few the left-handed monkey wrenches
go without
and prosper

 
I believe you have found your true calling, Schlabs.
Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn
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Location: Redneck Nation


Posted: Apr 12, 2012 - 1:40pm

many are the peacemakers
few the left-handed monkey wrenches
go without
and prosper
Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn
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Location: Redneck Nation


Posted: Apr 12, 2012 - 6:09am

languish, he said
go forth and accomplish little
that thou not be thought an embiggenist asshat
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Apr 11, 2012 - 9:46pm

I caper like
A mountain goat, crapping
All over the green
Meadows, stinking up the blue
Skies, kicking up my hooves,
My white fur soiled
By the dust of living
And loving. 
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