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Posted: May 6, 2013 - 3:02pm

Why anyone would name a huge sailing ship after the God of the "under" Sea named Poseidon and NOT expect the worst, I really cannot say.

Posted: May 6, 2013 - 12:51am

And Mr. Bumble sharpened his boot-tip whilst he awaited the new kid named Oliver bring up his empty bowl.

Posted: May 4, 2013 - 4:36am

JustineFromWyoming wrote:

I read through all 260K and I still don't understand. Maybe I need more tofu in my diet.

Nobody needs more tofu in their diet.

Posted: May 3, 2013 - 8:58pm

I read through all 260K and I still don't understand. Maybe I need more tofu in my diet.

Posted: May 3, 2013 - 8:54pm

Perilously close to the Buckets O' Blood Saloon Parking Lot, Little Lincoln Parks sharpened his knife on the cornerstone.

Posted: May 3, 2013 - 2:03am

It was one of those grey days in the oesophagus of Fred. But lo! A light!

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 6:03pm

Two things I like about Mounting Virginia: One: The excellent way she organizes her arms and legs. Two: She uses three different kinds of forks to get the vomit out of her hair on Sunday.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:51pm

Lazy8 wrote:

Sorry, what were we talking about? I just got back from the forgettery.

I work with a man named "Forgetry". It's pronounced exactly the way it's spelled.

Oh the questions I have.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:47pm

Lazy8 wrote:

After 6 years of research in number theory we have uncovered evidence of an unexpected level of order to the universe. Using advanced encryption tools we have been able to decode a message hidden in the digits of the number Pi—a message apparently embedded at the creation of the universe.

We have been able to decode the first 600 digits so far. The message reads:

A splinx, a thessarian, and a telefleem walk into a bar...

... The bartender asks "Can I help you???"
The telefleem says "Yeah. Would you get this splinx outta' me arse?"

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:43pm

Manbird wrote:

This horse meat really packs a whallop.

I hear the hearts are like gummy bears.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:43pm

I wish there was a pulitzer prize for tampering with evidence in a murder one case.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:41pm

This horse meat really packs a whallop.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 3:50pm

After 6 years of research in number theory we have uncovered evidence of an unexpected level of order to the universe. Using advanced encryption tools we have been able to decode a message hidden in the digits of the number Pi—a message apparently embedded at the creation of the universe.

We have been able to decode the first 600 digits so far. The message reads:

A splinx, a thessarian, and a telefleem walk into a bar...

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 8:19am

The two ducks were so excited one of them yelled out, "Yo No Radio!"

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 7:58am

The young man selected an icon from the glowing screen and the device began augering sand from the ground. It sintered the sand into bricks, which it began stacking to build the walls.

The young man turned to the peasant next to him and said "In a few hours this machine will replace the building you lost, and you can restart your business in it. In fact we're rebuilding all the buildings in the village! Soon all your neighbors will have new houses as well, and your village will prosper."

"By the way," he added, "what is your business?"

"Bricklayer."

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 7:47am

There! Done! It only took fifteen lifetimes and one hundred hours on the special simulator in order to create the final program which proves that the Nazgul weren't invented by J.R.R. Tolkein.

Posted: Apr 29, 2013 - 10:37pm

Them there thinkers thunk it I swear

Posted: Apr 29, 2013 - 10:35pm

What is it? Now...Tell me. Who knows? Whom may know? I must know. Yes or no...know...yes? No? No...Rest or rust...we retort...you deride...

Posted: Apr 29, 2013 - 10:32pm

What's for dinner? Shame. Bitter, bitter shame. And ignominy. Humiliation before our community and peers, condescension, pity, ostracism, rejection on every level. And meatloaf—I tried that recipe Darla gave me.

Posted: Apr 28, 2013 - 10:04pm

Who shall inherit the burden, the mantle of glory that comes from leading men in this great struggle? Who will rise to the challenge, take the task in hand, suffer the agonizing trials, the tests of character, the buoyant hope that come from triumph over adversity?

'Cuz I totally think it should be Chuck.