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Posted: May 20, 2013 - 2:42pm

Â oldviolin wrote:

what's this humma gumma business? are you trying to tell us you're going commando nowadays?

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You don't really want him to answer that do you?

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 2:17pm

Red_Dragon wrote:

humma gumma gah gah

what's this humma gumma business? are you trying to tell us you're going commando nowadays?

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 2:12pm

oldviolin wrote:

mi llamo es tu llamo...

humma gumma gah gah

Posted: May 20, 2013 - 2:11pm

Manbird wrote:

Sing Along with Boom Titty
(Me llamo Alberto Silent Accordion)

mi llamo es tu llamo...

Posted: May 19, 2013 - 9:46pm

Sing Along with Boom Titty
(Me llamo Alberto Silent Accordion)

Posted: May 19, 2013 - 9:43pm

Harry Truman used to say "Nobody tips the shoeshine boy when his horse comes in."

Maybe it made sense back then. You know, back when horses got their shoes shined and everybody wore tweed.

Posted: May 19, 2013 - 8:53pm

Life is not like T-ball. Nobody pretends to keep score, there are no umpires, nobody encourages you when you whiff at bat, and your dad doesn't get in fights with people from the other team.

OK, it's a lot like T-ball come to think of it. But the gloves are totally different.

Posted: May 6, 2013 - 3:02pm

Why anyone would name a huge sailing ship after the God of the "under" Sea named Poseidon and NOT expect the worst, I really cannot say.

Posted: May 6, 2013 - 12:51am

And Mr. Bumble sharpened his boot-tip whilst he awaited the new kid named Oliver bring up his empty bowl.

Posted: May 4, 2013 - 4:36am

JustineFromWyoming wrote:

I read through all 260K and I still don't understand. Maybe I need more tofu in my diet.

Nobody needs more tofu in their diet.

Posted: May 3, 2013 - 8:58pm

I read through all 260K and I still don't understand. Maybe I need more tofu in my diet.

Posted: May 3, 2013 - 8:54pm

Perilously close to the Buckets O' Blood Saloon Parking Lot, Little Lincoln Parks sharpened his knife on the cornerstone.

Posted: May 3, 2013 - 2:03am

It was one of those grey days in the oesophagus of Fred. But lo! A light!

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 6:03pm

Two things I like about Mounting Virginia: One: The excellent way she organizes her arms and legs. Two: She uses three different kinds of forks to get the vomit out of her hair on Sunday.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:51pm

Lazy8 wrote:

Sorry, what were we talking about? I just got back from the forgettery.

I work with a man named "Forgetry". It's pronounced exactly the way it's spelled.

Oh the questions I have.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:47pm

Lazy8 wrote:

After 6 years of research in number theory we have uncovered evidence of an unexpected level of order to the universe. Using advanced encryption tools we have been able to decode a message hidden in the digits of the number Pi—a message apparently embedded at the creation of the universe.

We have been able to decode the first 600 digits so far. The message reads:

A splinx, a thessarian, and a telefleem walk into a bar...

... The bartender asks "Can I help you???"
The telefleem says "Yeah. Would you get this splinx outta' me arse?"

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:43pm

Manbird wrote:

This horse meat really packs a whallop.

I hear the hearts are like gummy bears.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:43pm

I wish there was a pulitzer prize for tampering with evidence in a murder one case.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:41pm

This horse meat really packs a whallop.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 3:50pm

After 6 years of research in number theory we have uncovered evidence of an unexpected level of order to the universe. Using advanced encryption tools we have been able to decode a message hidden in the digits of the number Pi—a message apparently embedded at the creation of the universe.

We have been able to decode the first 600 digits so far. The message reads:

A splinx, a thessarian, and a telefleem walk into a bar...