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Posted: Feb 15, 2013 - 11:06am

Jake: How often does the train go by?
Elwood: So often that you won't even notice it.

Anyone who has spent some time in Chicago will get this.

Posted: Feb 15, 2013 - 11:02am

Who is this person who speaks to me as if I needed their advice?

Posted: Jan 4, 2013 - 8:19am

"I had black coffee and apple pie with a slice of melted cheese. I think that was a good selection. Betsy had coffee and a fruit salad...but she could've had anything she wanted."

Posted: Jan 4, 2013 - 6:34am

Trust? Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten that our chosen career is politics.

Posted: Dec 26, 2012 - 2:09am

"Leslie and I have so much in common, I mean we both like soup. We both like to talk, and not talk. We can talk or not talk for hours."
oh it was truisms....sorry. I'll post it anyway.

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 5:27pm

...and you, Mr. Temple. Remember telling George what this hollow is above the upper lip? Before he was born, you said he knew all the secrets of life and death. And then at his birth, an angel came and put his finger right here...and sealed his lips.

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 3:10pm

there is no spoon

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 12:09pm

JrzyTmata wrote:

what movie is this?

Oh Brother

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 12:07pm

what movie is this?

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 11:12am

oldslabsides wrote:

and banned from the Woolworths. tho I'm not clear if it was the whole chain or just the one store...

hahahahahahahahahahahaaha

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 11:10am

RASPUTIN wrote:

I love that frickin movie.
We got beat up by a bible salesman...

and banned from the Woolworths. tho I'm not clear if it was the whole chain or just the one store...

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 11:02am

winter wrote:

"It was ... soap poisoning."

Just saw that again, twice in a row.

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 10:59am

"It was ... soap poisoning."

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 10:55am

oldviolin wrote:

Pappy O'Daniel: Moral fibre? I invented moral fibre! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!

Junior O'Daniel: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.

Pappy O'Daniel: Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

I love that frickin movie.
We got beat up by a bible salesman...

Posted: Dec 25, 2012 - 10:26am

Pappy O'Daniel: Moral fibre? I invented moral fibre! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!

Junior O'Daniel: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.

Pappy O'Daniel: Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

Posted: Dec 24, 2012 - 11:00pm

Posted: Nov 28, 2012 - 1:35pm

oldbuzzard wrote:

"Every time a bell rings, an Angel gets his monkey."

Wrong! The correct quote is, "Every time a bull rages, a DeNiro gets and Oscar."

Posted: Nov 28, 2012 - 1:29pm

"Every time a bell rings, an Angel gets his monkey."

Posted: Nov 28, 2012 - 12:37pm

oldslabsides wrote:

I gots to know.

*click*

Posted: Nov 28, 2012 - 12:36pm

I gots to know.