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Posted: May 5, 2013 - 8:19am

buzz wrote:

Why do you assume that one is a boy and one is a girl? Maybe its 2 boys. Maybe its 2 girls with strap-ons. Maybe...

Posted: May 5, 2013 - 8:14am

Isabeau wrote:

No way - boy fly definitely a playa - he just promised her some doo doo. {#Snooty}

Why do you assume that one is a boy and one is a girl? Maybe its 2 boys. Maybe its 2 girls with strap-ons. Maybe...

Posted: May 5, 2013 - 7:35am

Manbird wrote:

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 6:10pm

Isabeau wrote:

No way - boy fly definitely a playa - he just promised her some doo doo. {#Snooty}

Why buy a butt when you can get the poop for free?

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 6:00pm

Manbird wrote:

Isabeau wrote:

well, someone certainly had a lot of time on their hands...

I bet those flies ate some doodoo right before they had "sexy time" there.

No way - boy fly definitely a playa - he just promised her some doo doo. {#Snooty}

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:39pm

Isabeau wrote:

well, someone certainly had a lot of time on their hands...

I bet those flies ate some doodoo right before they had "sexy time" there.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:16pm

Manbird wrote:

buzz wrote:

when you're in a hurry, nothing beats sex o the fly.

well, someone certainly had a lot of time on their hands...

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:12pm

Manbird wrote:

when you're in a hurry, nothing beats sex o the fly.

Posted: May 2, 2013 - 5:09pm

Posted: Apr 25, 2013 - 6:11pm

sirdroseph wrote:

I don't know what is going on with me, but ever since I started working out and eating clean about 2 years ago my sex drive is totally out of control and shows no signs of slowing down. My wife just cannot keep up, I actually feel bad for her!

Or so she'd have you believe.

Posted: Apr 25, 2013 - 6:46am

buzz wrote:

i feel bad for the chickens

No, they are fine I can't catch them to save my life. Fast little suckers. Will have to wait till I get really hungry and we have to eat them, my speed will improve then.

Posted: Apr 25, 2013 - 6:40am

sirdroseph wrote:

I don't know what is going on with me, but ever since I started working out and eating clean about 2 years ago my sex drive is totally out of control and shows no signs of slowing down. My wife just cannot keep up, I actually feel bad for her! {#Eek}

i feel bad for the chickens

Posted: Apr 25, 2013 - 6:34am

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Posted: Mar 29, 2013 - 2:25pm

aflanigan wrote:

Tell her not to worry. At your age, Alzheimer's disease will soon resolve the problem.

An old man was sitting on a bench and a young man sat down next to him. All of a sudden the old man starts to cry and the young man asks him whats wrong. The old man replies "I've had an increase in my sex drive lately, and my wife has finally consented to make love twice a month instead of once a month." The young man replies then why the hell are you crying? The old man replies, "I forgot where i live!!!!"

Spot on! My wife actually has started dropping me off at strange places to catch a break! {#Lol}

Posted: Mar 29, 2013 - 1:02pm

sirdroseph wrote:

My wife just cannot keep up,

Tell her not to worry. At your age, Alzheimer's disease will soon resolve the problem.

An old man was sitting on a bench and a young man sat down next to him. All of a sudden the old man starts to cry and the young man asks him whats wrong. The old man replies "I've had an increase in my sex drive lately, and my wife has finally consented to make love twice a month instead of once a month." The young man replies then why the hell are you crying? The old man replies, "I forgot where i live!!!!"

Posted: Mar 29, 2013 - 12:12pm

JrzyTmata wrote:

um. thanks for sharing?

Yeah, I'll certainly live better knowing that.

Posted: Mar 29, 2013 - 12:12pm

JrzyTmata wrote:

um. thanks for sharing?

Hey, I didn't start this thread! {#Lol}

Posted: Mar 29, 2013 - 12:10pm

um. thanks for sharing?

Posted: Mar 29, 2013 - 11:58am

I don't know what is going on with me, but ever since I started working out and eating clean about 2 years ago my sex drive is totally out of control and shows no signs of slowing down. My wife just cannot keep up, I actually feel bad for her! {#Eek}

Posted: Jan 26, 2013 - 12:21pm

fuzzy wrote:

When i read WAS HED OUT, i saw WAS IT HOT.

I bet it was.

I'll bet it was too. Those two are totally lost in each other.