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how do you feel right now?
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Bear!
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Today, I learned...
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Make kysmet laugh
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What Did You Do Today?
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Things You Thought Today
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Regarding cats
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Perfunctory Definitional Diddy-Wah-Doo. Hicky.
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Free Mp3s
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WOOT!
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RPeeps I miss.
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Gotta Get Your Drink On
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Manbird
Offal Makes Me Strong! Strong! Strong! Weak! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Location: Santa Rosa, CA Gender: Zodiac:
Posted:
May 24, 2013 - 10:06am
Isabeau wrote: priceless.
I'm looking forward to future episodes.
Isabeau
peep Location: sou' tex Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
May 24, 2013 - 10:02am
Manbird wrote: priceless.
Manbird
Offal Makes Me Strong! Strong! Strong! Weak! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong! Location: Santa Rosa, CA Gender: Zodiac:
Posted:
May 24, 2013 - 9:48am
jmkate
Location: nearly under a stack of books Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
May 17, 2013 - 9:02am
When Jasper was 5, we were dancing to some music in the kitchen. I guess he was having a good time, because he yelled, and I quote, verbatim, " Gimme the beat , good storm troopers!" He may have seen Star Wars a few too many times.
BlueHeronDruid
Posted:
May 17, 2013 - 2:01am
MrsHobieJoe wrote: I wish people wouldn't grow old. Then grandad wouldn't be dead, daddy would have hair and you'd be thin!
WINDEX! After a thorough thrashing, that is.
MrsHobieJoe
Make tea, not war. Location: somewhere in Europe Gender:
Posted:
May 16, 2013 - 10:41pm
I wish people wouldn't grow old. Then grandad wouldn't be dead, daddy would have hair and you'd be thin!
Alexandra
Location: PNW Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
Mar 27, 2013 - 2:36pm
NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: Just listened to an old recording of F. performing in front of a crowd for the first time: "I am very excited so please stay calm."
NoEnzLefttoSplit
pink beetle, yo Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
Mar 27, 2013 - 2:31pm
Just listened to an old recording of F. performing in front of a crowd for the first time: "I am very excited so please stay calm."
Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn Location: Redneck Nation
Posted:
Jan 3, 2013 - 7:26pm
Skaterella wrote: Lily starts bowling club tomorrow: "my ball is gonna go in the utter a lot !"
that's where mine usually goes
Skaterella
Location: jrzy Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
Jan 3, 2013 - 7:20pm
Lily starts bowling club tomorrow: "my ball is gonna go in the utter a lot !"
Red_Dragon
y ddraig goch ddyry gychwyn Location: Redneck Nation
Posted:
Jan 3, 2013 - 5:08pm
ptooey wrote: "I've got a wedgie, and I'm not afraid to pick it."
ptooey
Ickle Me Tickle Me Too Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
Jan 3, 2013 - 5:00pm
"I've got a wedgie, and I'm not afraid to pick it."
BlueHeronDruid
Posted:
Dec 20, 2012 - 12:56am
NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: That was sweet, and from one of my favorite duos of all time.
NoEnzLefttoSplit
pink beetle, yo Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
buzz
banjaxed Location: up the boohai Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
Dec 17, 2012 - 4:39pm
ptooey wrote: A recent bits of nonsense from C, who will turn 13 next month- "I bet a zombie potluck would be boring." "Geico should get rid of the lizard and make their mascot a character called The Fifteen Percenter Moron." While sitting at the kitchen table quietly doing her homework, she looks up at me as I pass through the room and says in her spookiest voice "VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE" and sticks her plastic halloween fangs in upside-down to demonstrate. She's always been a funny kid, but as her sense of humor matures, I'm getting the impression she's going to be frickin' hilarious as an adult.
you guys should be a sitcom
ScottFromWyoming
I eat pints. Location: Powell Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
Dec 17, 2012 - 1:27pm
MrsHobieJoe wrote: just trying to get tiddler to sleep using the noenz method aka snuggling in and falling asleep too. Juniors comment: I want to sleep by myself, gimme my duvet back. Very ungrateful I think.
All our books tell us that's the absolute wrong thing to do. But it does work sometimes. Did. Not anymore.
MrsHobieJoe
Make tea, not war. Location: somewhere in Europe Gender:
Posted:
Dec 17, 2012 - 1:25pm
just trying to get tiddler to sleep using the noenz method aka snuggling in and falling asleep too.
Juniors comment: I want to sleep by myself, gimme my duvet back.
Very ungrateful I think.
ScottFromWyoming
I eat pints. Location: Powell Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
Oct 22, 2012 - 5:58am
ptooey wrote: "VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE"
ptooey
Ickle Me Tickle Me Too Gender: Zodiac: Chinese Yr:
Posted:
Oct 21, 2012 - 5:29pm
JrzyTmata wrote: 13 already
Exactly. 13, 5'8" tall, and puts away more groceries than your average NFL defensive lineman.
JrzyTmata
You say tomato, I say STFU!
Posted:
Oct 21, 2012 - 5:21pm
ptooey wrote: A recent bits of nonsense from C, who will turn 13 next month- "I bet a zombie potluck would be boring." "Geico should get rid of the lizard and make their mascot a character called The Fifteen Percenter Moron." While sitting at the kitchen table quietly doing her homework, she looks up at me as I pass through the room and says in her spookiest voice "VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE" and sticks her plastic halloween fangs in upside-down to demonstrate. She's always been a funny kid, but as her sense of humor matures, I'm getting the impression she's going to be frickin' hilarious as an adult.
13 already