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Posted: May 24, 2013 - 10:06am

 Isabeau wrote:

{#Lol} priceless.

 
I'm looking forward to future episodes. {#Lol}
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Posted: May 24, 2013 - 10:02am

 Manbird wrote:


 
{#Lol} priceless.
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Posted: May 24, 2013 - 9:48am


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Posted: May 17, 2013 - 9:02am

When Jasper was 5, we were dancing to some music in the kitchen. I guess he was having a good time, because he yelled, and I quote, verbatim, " Gimme the beat , good storm troopers!"  He may have seen Star Wars a few too many times.


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Posted: May 17, 2013 - 2:01am

 MrsHobieJoe wrote:
I wish people wouldn't grow old. Then grandad wouldn't be dead, daddy would have hair and you'd be thin!

 
WINDEX! After a thorough thrashing, that is.
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Posted: May 16, 2013 - 10:41pm

I wish people wouldn't grow old. Then grandad wouldn't be dead, daddy would have hair and you'd be thin!
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Posted: Mar 27, 2013 - 2:36pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
Just listened to an old recording of F. performing in front of a crowd for the first time:

"I am very excited so please stay calm."

 


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Posted: Mar 27, 2013 - 2:31pm

Just listened to an old recording of F. performing in front of a crowd for the first time:

"I am very excited so please stay calm."


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Posted: Jan 3, 2013 - 7:26pm

 Skaterella wrote:
Lily starts bowling club tomorrow:

"my ball is gonna go in the utter a lot !" 

 
that's where mine usually goes
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Posted: Jan 3, 2013 - 7:20pm

Lily starts bowling club tomorrow:

"my ball is gonna go in the utter a lot !" 
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Posted: Jan 3, 2013 - 5:08pm

 ptooey wrote:
"I've got a wedgie, and I'm not afraid to pick it."

 
{#Think}
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Posted: Jan 3, 2013 - 5:00pm

"I've got a wedgie, and I'm not afraid to pick it."
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Posted: Dec 20, 2012 - 12:56am

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 

That was sweet, and from one of my favorite duos of all time.
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Posted: Dec 20, 2012 - 12:16am

nice one from flight of the conchords
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Posted: Dec 17, 2012 - 4:39pm

 ptooey wrote:
A recent bits of nonsense from C, who will turn 13 next month-
 
"I bet a zombie potluck would be boring."
 
"Geico should get rid of the lizard and make their mascot a character called The Fifteen Percenter Moron."
 
While sitting at the kitchen table quietly doing her homework, she looks up at me as I pass through the room and says in her spookiest voice "VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE" and sticks her plastic halloween fangs in upside-down to demonstrate.
 
She's always been a funny kid, but as her sense of humor matures, I'm getting the impression she's going to be frickin' hilarious as an adult.



 



you guys should be a sitcom
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Posted: Dec 17, 2012 - 1:27pm

 MrsHobieJoe wrote:
just trying to get tiddler to sleep using the noenz method aka snuggling in and falling asleep too. Juniors comment: I want to sleep by myself, gimme my duvet back. Very ungrateful I think.

 

 
All our books tell us that's the absolute wrong thing to do. But it does work sometimes. Did. Not anymore. 
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Posted: Dec 17, 2012 - 1:25pm

just trying to get tiddler to sleep using the noenz method aka snuggling in and falling asleep too.

Juniors comment: I want to sleep by myself, gimme my duvet back.

Very ungrateful I think.
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Posted: Oct 22, 2012 - 5:58am

 ptooey wrote:
"VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE" 
 
{#Roflol}
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Posted: Oct 21, 2012 - 5:29pm

 JrzyTmata wrote:

13 already

 
Exactly.  13, 5'8" tall, and puts away more groceries than your average NFL defensive lineman.
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Posted: Oct 21, 2012 - 5:21pm

 ptooey wrote:
A recent bits of nonsense from C, who will turn 13 next month-
 
"I bet a zombie potluck would be boring."
 
"Geico should get rid of the lizard and make their mascot a character called The Fifteen Percenter Moron."
 
While sitting at the kitchen table quietly doing her homework, she looks up at me as I pass through the room and says in her spookiest voice "VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE" and sticks her plastic halloween fangs in upside-down to demonstrate.
 
She's always been a funny kid, but as her sense of humor matures, I'm getting the impression she's going to be frickin' hilarious as an adult.

 

13 already
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