|I'm ba-aaaack! |
Posted: May 30, 2008 - 5:05pm
Man, those roofies are hard-core.
When I find the bastard who left me to die in a gutter in Bombay, it's on like Donkey Kong.
I have a sneaking suspicion that my cousin is behind this. My renegade, felon, prison-escapee cousin. Murdering bastard. I've seen peeks of that blue pointy cap in my window, I swear it. Just flashes. But flashes big enough to put the fear of God back in me.
He's after me, I swear it.
Gotta run, I think he's onto me.
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|Farewell for now, RPeeps! |
Posted: Dec 2, 2007 - 1:58pm
Dear, Sweet, Patient, RPeeps:
After my talk this morning with BillnDollarBaby and BillnDollarHubby regarding my behaviour while I have been staying with them, I went to my room to think. And, after the coke-haze cleared, I thought as long and hard as my gnome-brain could handle it. And the more I think about it, the more I realize they may be right. Perhaps my behavior here in Tennessee was a little bit over the top. I did lie about their hospitality. I claimed to be prisoner, when the fact is, I was just feeling salty about having been called out for my less-than-polite behavior. I always thought I was funny, but many of the RPeeps don't seem to think so anymore. And honestly, after a night of drinking, I don't always remember what has happened or what I said. You all may be right. Perhaps my drinking, drugging and womanizing has gotten out of control. Maybe I do need a trip to the closest rehab, maybe I don't. What I have ...
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