I'm really fed up with the gridlock with those goons at the bakery. When are pies and cakes going to find common ground and get something done!?
probably some baker union issues
the cake and pie lobbies have been at odds since the Dessert Menu Entitlement Act in 1968
call your congressperson and alert the Office of Bakery & Pastry Regulation and they'll send in a SWAT team in, tear the place apart, kick some ass, eat a wheelbarrow full of cake and pie evidence and fine the hell out them
remember we're all entitled and deserve dessert better!