How would I know? They never told me

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Hell you guy's ain't nothing. I get a 5 o'clock shadow at 11:30 AM nose hairs that are grey and braided and enough ear hair to block out the sound of screaming children.

lily34 wrote:
a hair that long has to take half a year to grow. there is no way I missed seeing it for a year.
oh!! I had one grow out the inner corner of my eye. thought it was a cat hair, went to pick it off and it was attached it was about an inch long and really light.

JrzyTmata wrote:

i don't get it. it's a big WTF.

one day, it's not there.
the next day, there's one 2" long.
i feel cheated. and a bit like a yeti.

lily34 wrote:
isn't that the weirdest thing? I've found them on my arm too.

that there would someday be a 2" long hair growing from your chin that wasn't there the day prior.

kurtster wrote:
Rolling your eyes when you say it makes it work even less well.

Answering I don't know doesn't work very well after you turn 18.

Especially when a cop is asking the question.

Manbird wrote:
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

JrzyTmata wrote:
then what happened?

buzz wrote:
mama said, mama said!

meower wrote:
Mama said there'll be days like this
There'll be days like this Mama said

2cats wrote:




Please give your mother a big kiss from me for that one. I needed that after the day I had.

the truth

Out of the blue, my 84 year old mother said, "I think Chik-Fil-A is an ugly name. It sounds like fellatio."

That they weren't normal.

maryte wrote:
No way -- I just couldn't locate the "unfounded pride" icon...

phineas wrote:


You say that like it's bad...

I once worked for CORONET films, on S. Wacker in the loop!