Red_Dragon wrote:
no, not tonight

i'm gonna have a head ache

gypsyman wrote:
yeah i see several in here that i've actually committed to memory

you know, ice breakers and all

Wanna come over to my place and watch Cinemax?

Ask me about my new bus pass!

gypsyman wrote:

winter wrote:
I have to object. This one might actually work.

Hi, I still live with my mom and she'd love to meet you.

I'm poor and unemployed,but I'm making stone soup.May I borrow your socks for the roux?If so(and you buy me a beer) I'll share.

winter wrote:

I think that is how Dolly Parton wrote most of her songs.

Symptom-free, baby.

Forgive me, but your collarbone haunts my dreams. I would very much like to rub it with neatsfoot oil.

Did you hear the one about the smoking-hot goddess and the guy who rocked her world all night long? No?

Dammit. I wanted to hear the punchline. Thanks anyhow.

Allow me to buy you a drink. You can repay me by loaning me ten bucks.

Kibbles and bits! Kibbles and bits! 'imma get Me some Kibbles and bits!

winter wrote:

I collect a variety of dolls with severed limbs. Do you have some? I would pay you money for them. More if you would pose with them looking sad. Triple if you'll wear Uncle Ron's corset and these orthopedic waders.

I bet those fingernails would look great on my nightstand, drumming impatiently as you wait for my Viagra to kick in.

That dress really makes you look chunky. Let me help you out of it.

Are those your real eyebrows, or did you borrow them from one of those fancy stores?

I know all the positions for sexing, including Broken Coffee Grinder, Tickle the Bookshelf, and Sometimes We Just Shouldn't. Most people say I'm best at that last one.