sirdroseph wrote:

Lucky you. Mine are never subtle, except for my elder gentleman cat. He mostly just places himself in front of you and stares.

"The Company" is forcing me to use an I Phone so I can now receive email 24/7.

sirdroseph wrote: Do I detect the slightest hint of facetiousness?

People who do not use turn signals. What am I a mind reader.

sirdroseph wrote:

Aren't they sweet.

4 dogs and 3 cats with oh so much subtlety, politeness and grace, gently reminding me that they are out of food.

Fantasy sports sites that post pics of really hot cheerleaders who wouldn't ever have anything to do with you unless you were rich or could sing or something.

Hmm, wait a sec here. Didn't one of those used to work?

islander wrote:
Ooh, good tip. You're probably right about fresh, though: I find the terroir in my older socks is sadly lifeless, even corporate-tasting.

winter wrote:
I tried straining it through a coffee filter, but it just tasted like tangy, fruity coffee. Maybe I should have used a new filter?

islander wrote:
Right! I can never get all the stems out.

winter wrote:
And it's never as good as the wine you get in the box uh bottle.

islander wrote:
Or when you buy some because you think "ooh, yeah, grapes would be great" and then you put them in the crisper and forget them for a couple of weeks.

The screw came out of my Dads glasses the other day,and I used a shorter screw from an old pair of Mom's glasses to fix it twice.However,being a retired engineer he kept fucking with them until he managed to get the new screws to pop out (twice).This morning I tied it up with 20 pound kevlar fishing line.It took him about 12 hours to wipe that out.He was trying to poke a paperclip through the hole and tore the line.Yep,putting a piece of sharp metal an inch from your eye is so fucking brilliant. "I didn't touch them,they just fell apart sitting on the table"

So I had to drive around to 3 places during the Nats game to get a repair kit.Hopefully it'll take him a day or two to fuck them up again.Did I mention ?

Trolls, and the way grapes get soft and ooky after a couple days on the counter.

Red_Dragon wrote:
No I was awake and the sun was on my left. I dun got stumboed!
I'm glad we keep the aloe in the fridge.

Manbird wrote:
so, you fell asleep on your side.

I got all sunburned today at the beach. Well, not all sunburned just the left side of me. Me llamo Alberto Silent Accordion.

gypsyman wrote:
I probably will when my hair turns grey,but it's sure taking it's sweet time.

bokey wrote:
Shave your big head, is why.

bokey wrote: How critical can the recycling (etc) be? Can't you do it after the game? Or before? Or the next day? Or the previous day? The world will not collapse into a black hole of not-recycled rubbish and unwashed dishes if you watch the game instead during those 3 hours.