RP Listener Forum - Radio Paradise

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:22am

Hey, I have a Dalmatian with the same name as you! Do your farts stink like burning corpses, too?

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:21am

Mother says that we are to be in love. Please don't make her angry.

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:20am

Wanna break in my new Transformers sheets?

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:20am

Lotta fish in the sea, but sometimes you get the flounder, I guess. Let's get this over with, "hot stuff".

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 6:18am

Are you legal yet?

Posted: Mar 22, 2013 - 12:02am

Hey baby I know manbird personally. {#Lol}

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 11:05pm

oldviolin wrote:

"Hey bebby- my bird, your rabbit- knowattimean?"

aunt jemima griddle cakes

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 10:19pm

"Hey bebby- my bird, your rabbit- knowattimean?"

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:32pm

I just realized that I cannot in good conscience post what I was really thinking. {#Think}

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:22pm

If you were my great great great grandaughter I'd put "log cabin maple syrup" all over your "aunt jemima griddle cakes."

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:17pm

hey ladies, how are you? do i smell preparation h?

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:17pm

Hey, female... How does a French man hold his liquor... give up? by the patellas.... USA! IUSA! USA!

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:15pm

wow, i saw you from behind and i thought you were a ten year old boy...

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:14pm

hey, you look like a woman that would loan me $197

right?

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:13pm

miamizsun wrote:

hey, you look like a woman that would loan me $200

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:10pm

Hi, there...Are you wearing dentures?

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:06pm

hey, you look like a woman that would loan me $200

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 8:03pm

um, you're not allergic to polygrip are you?

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 6:00pm

"Hello. I am going to tell you something. Seven and a half gallons of mud was insufficient
to fill an olympic-sized swimming pool in 1982 and, to the best of my knowledge, it still is."

Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 5:51pm

Steve wrote:

I like women with attitude and a ready wit.