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Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:36pm

What is in here besides, well.. what is usually in here?

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:36pm

Alexandra wrote:

Care to share?

you get all weak in the knees and found it difficult to maintain "The Stance"?

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:35pm

joan_c wrote:

She was talking earlier today about a certain affliction all of us ladies here experience from time to time.

Hey, I know how to get all the guys to clear out of here. Whenever they come around just mention the word

MESTRUATION

That has worked really well for me and some of my best girlfriends in the past.

Long time ago I worked with someone who got out of a speeding ticket that way. She told the officer she was hurrying home because she had just started her monthly cycle and had no "protection". It WORKED...he gave her a warning and let her go REAL fast!

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:34pm

joan_c wrote:

That kind of thing has happened to me before...

Care to share?

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:30pm

Alexandra wrote:

Yeah, I got about 8-9 more years.

Here's some good girl talk...

I just left a message with my speshul friend in SB, asking if he's got time to have one of our seasonal catch-up talks. My hand was shaking and my knees were wobbling after I hung up. WTF? He was never really an official bf...and yet, he has this effect on me. I heard his voice on the voicemail, and I felt myself light up like a sparkler on the 4th of July.

That kind of thing has happened to me before...

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:28pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

being in perimenopause helps...

Yeah, I got about 8-9 more years.

Here's some good girl talk...

I just left a message with my speshul friend in SB, asking if he's got time to have one of our seasonal catch-up talks. My hand was shaking and my knees were wobbling after I hung up. WTF? He was never really an official bf...and yet, he has this effect on me. I heard his voice on the voicemail, and I felt myself light up like a sparkler on the 4th of July.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:28pm

joan_c wrote:

She was talking earlier today about a certain affliction all of us ladies here experience from time to time.

Hey, I know how to get all the guys to clear out of here. Whenever they come around just mention the word

MESTRUATION

That has worked really well for me and some of my best girlfriends in the past.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:28pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

being in perimenopause helps...

i'm still hoping to be able to pop out at least one kid before then.

gotta find one of them husbands first though.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:27pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

did she get new ones???

She was talking earlier today about a certain affliction all of us ladies here experience from time to time.

Hey, I know how to get all the guys to clear out of here. Whenever they come around just mention the word

MESTRUATION

That has worked really well for me and some of my best girlfriends in the past.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:27pm

joan_c wrote:

Sooo... Kysmet. Are your boobs feeling better now?

lol...well, thanks for askin'! they are actually feeling a little better. they'll still be sore for a couple more days though. i just hope sammy doesn't start making her kitty biscuits on them again tomorrow morning.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:26pm

Alexandra wrote:

Nothing EVER makes them feel better. Not the "feminine cycle" drops from the healthfood store, not water retention pills...NOTHIN.

Luckily, I haven't been plagued as such in quite a while.

being in perimenopause helps...

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:25pm

joan_c wrote:

Sooo... Kysmet. Are your boobs feeling better now?

Nothing EVER makes them feel better. Not the "feminine cycle" drops from the healthfood store, not water retention pills...NOTHIN.

Luckily, I haven't been plagued as such in quite a while.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:22pm

joan_c wrote:

Sooo... Kysmet. Are your boobs feeling better now?

did she get new ones???

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:21pm

kysmet wrote:

Sooo... Kysmet. Are your boobs feeling better now?

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:19pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

...and who among us has NOT had TP stuck to the shoe...

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 8:18pm

joan_c wrote:

If I found myself in that situation, I'd probably be the one falling in and walking out with TP stuck to the heel of my shoe.

...and who among us has NOT had TP stuck to the shoe...

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 7:40pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

let me add that I DO aim right into the water...no sprinkle tinkle from this gal!

If I found myself in that situation, I'd probably be the one falling in and walking out with TP stuck to the heel of my shoe.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 7:36pm

joan_c wrote:

let me add that I DO aim right into the water...no sprinkle tinkle from this gal!

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 7:35pm

Exit2Eden wrote:

I gots me some strong thighs...all those years I was an inline skater, plus the yoga and pilates I do now. I can hold a steady "stance"....and do the #1 business making a figure "8"!

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 - 7:32pm

joan_c wrote:

You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the
seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold 'The Stance.'

I gots me some strong thighs...all those years I was an inline skater, plus the yoga and pilates I do now. I can hold a steady "stance"....and do the #1 business making a figure "8"!