RP Listener Forum - Radio Paradise

Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 6:05am

Chaka Khan's refusal to let him rock her back in '83.

Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 6:04am

David Boreanaz.

Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 6:02am

The way everyone looks at him funny for hiring someone to carry his handkerchief.

"What? I'm gonna stuff a snot rag in my own pocket? Gross. Herbert, attend. This ragweed is killing me."

Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 6:01am

Shooting ranges that charge for live ammo AND live targets. Pick one, jerks!

Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 5:59am

Ice machines with no "ray" setting.

Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 5:58am

Scrapbooking on Tuesdays.

Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 5:51am

winter wrote:

Bottled pork.

gah.

Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 5:16am

Colored white-out.

Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 5:15am

Bottled pork.

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:48pm

winter wrote:

Koalas learning Fremch instead of Lithuanian.

Kaupmees will spank you for that!

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:33pm

Koalas learning Fremch instead of Lithuanian.

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:27pm

Break Dancing

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:24pm

Too much myrrh in Bremen.

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:23pm

Too much sandalwood in cologne.

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:23pm

winter wrote:

Movies about corn.

"if you build it...they will make popcorn."

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:22pm

Birthday pants.

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:21pm

Movies about corn.

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:17pm

A.) Twinkies

B.) Ho-Ho's

C.) Ding-Dong's

D.) All the Above

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:15pm

Because if there weren't any people,his vote would win every election 1-0.

Posted: Jan 23, 2012 - 9:14pm

Blended Scotch Whiskey