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Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 2:09pm

grandma could you please come in here and wipe me and she came to the door and said No you are big enough to do it yourself and I started crying saying I couldn't stand the smell and she said again you are big enough to do it yourself and I said well you do it for pap pap why can't you do it for me?

I thought she would roll on the floor. :)

She really didn't do it for my grandpa but she did wait on him hand and foot so that was my perception as a child. Needless to say she won and I had to clean my own business. ;)

Kids and the things they say eh?

Hugs, Zissy

Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 2:03pm

Shaken_Bake wrote:

Another one: When I admonished my daughter once to "Behave!" she complained, "But I'm being have!"

Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 1:49pm

When the Athens Olympics were on last summer, I was trying to get my 8-year-old son interested in the historical aspects of it, explaining to him that Greece was where the first Olympics were held in ancient times. I thought he would get a kick out of knowing that the original male athletes often competed in the nude. He didn't laugh as I expected, and after a moment's thought asked me, "Did they have to make their private parts all blurry on TV?"

Another one: When I admonished my daughter once to "Behave!" she complained, "But I'm being have!"

Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 1:30pm

My old gf asked her 3 year old daughter to check the dryer to see if there were any more clothes in there. She came back into the room holding up one sock and said, "Mommy, there was just one clo in there".

Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 1:22pm

he he he... good ones...

I used to play in an orchestra here in Seattle who did a mighty fine Handel's Messiah performance every year. The young daughter of one of the choir members was in the audience with her mother. When the song "Oh we like sheep, have gone astray" was being sung, the little girl turned to her mom and said fairly loudly, "Mommy, I like sheep TOO!" It got everyone sitting around her cracking up and making the orchestra wonder what was so funny, til we found out later. :)

Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 1:12pm

I played at a confirmation service, and the Bishop told this story:

He had gone into a vicarage, and only the vicar's wife and 6 year old girl were home. The wife was busy, so the girl sat him down, made him tea, got the biscuits out etc. "Can you answer a question for me?" she asked. The Bishop thinking it was something like 'why did my pet have to die?" said "Of course. Is it something you have asked your mummy and daddy?" "They keep asking it, and they don't know the anser. Mummy says it to Daddy, and Daddy says it to Mummy." "Whats the question then," said the Bishop. "Whyever did they make you a Bishop" was the answer.

Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 6:55am

The other day my 3 year old was laughing and turned to me and said:

"Mommy, I'm laughing my bottom off".

Needless to say, I was laughing my ass off.

Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 1:16am

Oooh! Oooh! Got another one.

When I was 3, my parents and I went out West on a road trip. We stopped along the way to see Mount Rushmore. Unfortunately, we arrived at a time of day when the sun hit the mountain just right and Lincoln's shadow totally obscured Teddy Roosevelt's head as we approached in the car.

I spent the afternoon proclaiming that we had gotten to see the Three Heads.

Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 1:09am

I spent the first 17 years of my life absolutely convinced that the Beach Boys song was called "Bob-a-ram." Kind of like "Louis, Louis," I figured it must have been a phase to have nonsense lyrics at that point in the 60s...

When we got the sheet music for a Beach Boys medley in my high school marching band, I turned to someone and asked what the "Barbara Ann" song was - I knew all the other ones, but definitely not that one... #-o

Posted: Jun 22, 2005 - 1:03am

As a six-year old singing:

My baby loves love,
My baby loves love,
She's got what it takes,
But she doesn't know how to use it

Adults within earshot hurt themselves laughing and would not tell me why.

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As a five-year-old gleefully singing these words to King of the Road:

Sailors for trade or rent...

Adults within earshot hurt themselves laughing and would not tell me why.