RP Listener Forum - Radio Paradise

Posted: Nov 2, 2005 - 11:32am

Beez wrote:

You'll have to talk to Hippie about that. He proposed to me yesterday.

D'OH! Late on these matters, as usual.

...Lesse if I can put my strong persuasion skills and mind control powers to good use...

Posted: Nov 2, 2005 - 11:28am

pilate wrote:

Will you marry me?

You'll have to talk to Hippie about that. He proposed to me yesterday.

Posted: Nov 2, 2005 - 11:16am

Beez wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You going for beer?
Get me one too!

The end.

Will you marry me?

Posted: Nov 2, 2005 - 11:14am

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You going for beer?
Get me one too!

The end.

Posted: Nov 2, 2005 - 10:58am

rgj13 wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schitzophrenic
and so am I.

Posted: Nov 2, 2005 - 10:53am

rgj13 wrote:

Not bad.

For Welsh.

Not Welsh, Vogon.

Posted: Nov 2, 2005 - 10:51am

I had a little pussy
it's fur was black as soot
and everywhere the pussy went
his sooty foot he put.

Posted: Oct 31, 2005 - 2:18am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Heh. No.

I guess you removed the link. I looked around for it but couldn't find it on the magazine's website. I really wanna read the article!

:poutyface:

Posted: Oct 31, 2005 - 12:22am

pilate wrote:

I guess that would be prudent... if you want to climb up the corporate ladder.

Heh. No.

Posted: Oct 31, 2005 - 12:19am

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Trust me.

It's pretty reckless of me to be slagging co-workers but wtf. I guess I'll stop now, tho.

I guess that would be prudent... if you want to climb up the corporate ladder.

Posted: Oct 31, 2005 - 12:15am

pilate wrote:

Are you serious? Tell me you aren't serious.

You lead a very interesting life, Scott. I would do anything to be in a profession that can provide me such anecdotes.

Trust me.

It's pretty reckless of me to be slagging co-workers but wtf. I guess I'll stop now, tho.

Posted: Oct 31, 2005 - 12:11am

*mature content deleted*

Posted: Oct 30, 2005 - 11:52pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm going to use your comment if the boss ever asks me what I think.

BTW, the word "you" appears 109 times on the one page.

Holy shite! Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Every friggin' sentence starts with "you" and has 2-3 more "you"s thrown in for good measure.

Posted: Oct 30, 2005 - 11:49pm

Sadfish wrote:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

Not bad.

For Welsh.

Posted: Oct 30, 2005 - 11:47pm

pilate wrote:

Good lord! And they ran this one?! Is your magazine so short of material? Seriously man, I can write better than this... and I don't even speak English.

I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm going to use your comment if the boss ever asks me what I think.

BTW, the word "you" appears 109 times on the one page.

Posted: Oct 30, 2005 - 11:39pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

This is certainly not poetry, but it's pretty bad, so I have to post it here. This ran in our last issue (!):

Good lord! And they ran this one?! Is your magazine so short of material? Seriously man, I can write better than this... and I don't even speak English.

Posted: Oct 30, 2005 - 8:49pm

kaupmees wrote:

I have to read the novel now.

Can you condense it to Readers' Digest form for me?

Yeah someone asked him what it was about. He says something like, "Modern sexual relationships." Whatever that is I don't want his version.

Posted: Oct 30, 2005 - 8:45pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

This is certainly not poetry, but it's pretty bad, so I have to post it here. This ran in our last issue (!):

I have to read the novel now.

Can you condense it to Readers' Digest form for me?

Posted: Oct 30, 2005 - 8:07pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

If you'd gotten the job, you'd have hurt me.

Posted: Oct 30, 2005 - 8:01pm

Xeric wrote:

You hired a writer? For a real job? And you didn't ask me? I. Am. Hurt.

If you'd gotten the job, you'd have hurt me.