RP Listener Forum - Radio Paradise

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:50am

Whenever you read a good book, it's like the
author is right there, in the room talking to you,
which is why I don't like to read good books.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:50am

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have
more money. And I guess that's what I like about
it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back
and forth, wanting that money.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:49am

If you go flying back through time and you see
somebody else flying forward into the future, it's
probably best to avoid eye contact.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:49am

samiyam wrote:

If you ever drop your keys on Castro St.... kick them to Market.

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:48am

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to
look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's
made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind."
What do these words mean? It's a mystery and
that's why so is mankind.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:48am

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and
get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and
become a bum for a few years, because I was
thinking about doing that anyway.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:48am

manbirdexperiment wrote:

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten
lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

- Jack Handy

If you ever drop your keys on Castro St.... kick them to Market.

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:48am

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing
more than some sort of striking surface attached
to the end of a long stick.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:47am

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no
music, no choreography and the dancers hit each
other.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:47am

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing
yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what
REALLY throws you into a panic.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:47am

winter wrote:

Stu, my main man! How are you, you big crazy hunk of pure cool? Haha! That's just awesome.

I'd love to play charades sometime. But I've joined this wicked cool backgammon league - full contact, man, it's just awesome. Playing tonight - hey, you guys wanna come? We're having sundaes after!

I WISH! (checks watch) wow, is that the time? I gotta jet for now... uh... been great seein' ya Brian... be cool! *samiyam backs quickly* ... I'll get back to you about the Sundaes...

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:47am

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten
lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:46am

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful,
beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a
beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful
rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very
beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're
drunk.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:46am

manbirdexperiment wrote:

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a
world without hate. And I can picture us attacking
that world, because they'd never expect it.

- Jack Handy

Jack Handy ROCKS.

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:46am

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks
of something when you walk around. That way, if
anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You
can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:46am

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a
world without hate. And I can picture us attacking
that world, because they'd never expect it.

- Jack Handy

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:45am

winter wrote:

Aww, Ankhara! That's really sweet. You're just awesome, you know that?

Wow, this place has really changed. It's got a really groovtacular and beatalicious feel to it now. The disco balls and argon lasers over the reception desk are a nice touch. I guess the roof was sagging or something? Because you put up a lot of metal poles to - oh, I get it! Haha! That's just awesome!

You guys are the ginchiest, and I mean that in a totally non-threatening, non-sexual way. You're all just awesome.

Wow, thanks man... y'know that REALLY means a lot comin' from you!

We worked really hard on the poles to support the Faraday cage and the experimental planting we're growing inside! I'm glad you noticed the changes.

We really miss you! But you know you'll always be a part of this place no matter where you go!!

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:44am

I believe in making the world safe for our
children, but not our children's children, because
I don't think children should be having sex

- Jack Handey

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:44am

samiyam wrote:

Yeah! Rupert is showing up later with a tank of nitrous and we're gonna play charades!!

Stu, my main man! How are you, you big crazy hunk of pure cool? Haha! That's just awesome.

I'd love to play charades sometime. But I've joined this wicked cool backgammon league - full contact, man, it's just awesome. Playing tonight - hey, you guys wanna come? We're having sundaes after!

Posted: Feb 16, 2006 - 9:41am

ankhara99 wrote:

We miss you man! You ought to stick around. The stippers will be by at 3 for the pre-cocktail hour show followed, of course by cocktail hour and then we're having a wild "post cocktail hour" shin dig to......well....just to celebrate LIFE, man!

C'mon down. We miss you when you're not yelling at us!

Aww, Ankhara! That's really sweet. You're just awesome, you know that?

Wow, this place has really changed. It's got a really groovtacular and beatalicious feel to it now. The disco balls and argon lasers over the reception desk are a nice touch. I guess the roof was sagging or something? Because you put up a lot of metal poles to - oh, I get it! Haha! That's just awesome!

You guys are the ginchiest, and I mean that in a totally non-threatening, non-sexual way. You're all just awesome.