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Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:47pm

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Heh.

I'm waiting to see an ad for North Dakota Canned Weasel (The Other Yellow Meat).

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:45pm

Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver

Let's see what that gets us!

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:41pm

Beanie wrote:

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

Vermin. Vermin, I say! On a raft!

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:26pm

n4ku wrote:

Weasel Eradication
Weasel Eradication
Weasel Eradication
Weasel Eradication
Weasel Eradication
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Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:25pm

Xeric wrote:

Allow me to take this opportunity to point out that my current obsession is being sadly underserved on RP. When was the last time you read anything about white-water rafting? Outboard motors? Rowing the Grand Canyon? Huh?

The effects of Quantum Physics while Whitewater Rafting

Discuss.

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:25pm

maryte wrote:

Heh. Let's try it this way (seemed to work for SFW):

Textbooks. Scientific Theory. Quantum Physics. University. Library Science. Algebraic Equations. Psychology 101.

Weasel Eradication
Weasel Eradication
Weasel Eradication
Weasel Eradication
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Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:24pm

n4ku wrote:

RAFT: Yankin' the Google - Beanie

Heh.

If it is my wish to Yank the Google, who are you to "Heh"?

I think we've confused the Google. It wishes us to stick to a topic for more than a few posts so it can decide to talk about something other than its own nature.

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:22pm

Allow me to take this opportunity to point out that my current obsession is being sadly underserved on RP. When was the last time you read anything about white-water rafting? Outboard motors? Rowing the Grand Canyon? Huh?

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:22pm

BillnDollarBaby wrote:

Thank you. This made me laugh for the first time in days. Do you think it will mess with them ads to much if I through in...

Textbooks. Scientific Theory. Quantum Physics. University. Library Science (for you Maryte). Algebraic Equations. And of course, Psychology 101.

Heh. Let's try it this way (seemed to work for SFW):

Textbooks. Scientific Theory. Quantum Physics. University. Library Science. Algebraic Equations. Psychology 101.

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:16pm

Thank you. This made me laugh for the first time in days. Do you think it will mess with them ads to much if I throw in...

Textbooks. Scientific Theory. Quantum Physics. University. Library Science (for you Maryte). Algebraic Equations. And of course, Psychology 101.

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:16pm

Beanie wrote:

Are there babies in the Junco nest?

RAFT: Yankin' the Google - Beanie

Heh.

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:11pm

BlueHeronDruid wrote:

I love horoscopes too, but I'm more interested in HOW TO GUARD THE JUNCO NEST when the rototiller is here later in the week.

Are there babies in the Junco nest?

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:02pm

ankhara99 wrote:

Well just now I got ads for a garden tiller and love horoscopes. Maybe they're thinking of the other Ho?

I love horoscopes too, but I'm more interested in HOW TO GUARD THE JUNCO NEST when the rototiller is here later in the week.

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 1:01pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Grub Hoe. Pick. Scythe.

My dad's favorite insult is "That guy's so dumb he'd steal a pick."

Well just now I got ads for a garden tiller and love horoscopes. Maybe they're thinking of the other Ho?

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 12:50pm

maryte wrote:

Who you callin' a hoe?

Grub Hoe. Pick. Scythe.

My dad's favorite insult is "That guy's so dumb he'd steal a pick."

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 12:50pm

n4ku wrote:

I loved seeing the RAFT showing "Yankin' the Google - zipper."

Keep yer Google safely zipped.

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 12:49pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Remember in Grapes of Wrath, where Tom Joad went to prison for killing a guy with a hoe? Must not have been a common garden hoe. Probably a grub hoe. Or some sort of pulaski or digging bar. Yes, a scythe maybe. But not a garden hoe.

Who you callin' a hoe?

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 12:47pm

maryte wrote:

Look out! She's got a scythe!

Remember in Grapes of Wrath, where Tom Joad went to prison for killing a guy with a hoe? Must not have been a common garden hoe. Probably a grub hoe. Or some sort of pulaski or digging bar. Yes, a scythe maybe. But not a garden hoe.

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 12:43pm

n4ku wrote:

The Angel of Death beat you to it.

Look out! She's got a scythe!

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 - 12:42pm

zipper wrote:

Lovin' the title.

I loved seeing the RAFT showing "Yankin' the Google - zipper."