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mem_313
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Posted: May 23, 2017 - 3:05pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

do you now have a very short shag pile carpet?

 
{#Lol}
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Posted: May 21, 2017 - 10:28pm

 Antigone wrote:

Hmmm. The noise was similar, BUT one was inside and the other outside! Aha!

 
do you now have a very short shag pile carpet?
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Posted: May 21, 2017 - 6:40pm

 Antigone wrote:
I tend to mix up the words "mow" and "vacuum" ... that situation is not going to be helped by the fact that today I've done BOTH!

 
Pro tip: don't mow over the snake, it smells terrible. Probably shouldn't vacuum up the snake either.
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Posted: May 21, 2017 - 5:34pm

 Steely_D wrote:

Or have you? Maybe you just did the same thing twice.

 
Hmmm. The noise was similar, BUT one was inside and the other outside! Aha!
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Posted: May 21, 2017 - 5:13pm

 Antigone wrote:
I tend to mix up the words "mow" and "vacuum" ... that situation is not going to be helped by the fact that today I've done BOTH!

 
Or have you? Maybe you just did the same thing twice.
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I eat pints
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Posted: May 21, 2017 - 4:45pm

 Antigone wrote:
I tend to mix up the words "mow" and "vacuum" ... that situation is not going to be helped by the fact that today I've done BOTH!

 
My dad used to do that, most of the time to be funny and it drove me crazy! "Go turn off the washing machine."
I go do that for some reason. Come back upstairs.
Dad: "I can still hear music"
Me: "That's my stereo"
Dad: "I told you to turn it off"
Me: "You told me to turn off the washing machine"
Dad: "You know what I meant. Who would turn off a washing machine? Go shut off the music"
I go shut off the music.
~~~~

Sometime after dinner
Mom: WHO the HELL stopped the washer?

Dad: *crickets*
Me: Dad told me to!
Dad: He knew what I meant!
Mom: I want a new family 
 
Not really embellished, much.
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Posted: May 21, 2017 - 1:07pm

I tend to mix up the words "mow" and "vacuum" ... that situation is not going to be helped by the fact that today I've done BOTH!
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Posted: May 21, 2017 - 1:01pm

New nickname for Weezie: Too Early Squirrely.
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Posted: May 19, 2017 - 1:51am

 lily34 wrote:


weird name for a horse. 



 
{#Lol}
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Posted: May 18, 2017 - 8:34pm


lily34
i need a bogle for my glotch.
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Posted: May 18, 2017 - 9:52am


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Posted: May 16, 2017 - 7:36am

Liberty Medical




Coaxial
I see what you did there.
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Posted: May 16, 2017 - 7:04am

 lily34 wrote:


weird name for a horse. 



 
{#Lol} My two nieces, who both have the disease, pronounce it dabeetus.{#Good-vibes}
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Posted: May 16, 2017 - 6:46am

 lily34 wrote:


weird name for a horse. 



 
{#Lol}
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Posted: May 16, 2017 - 6:43am



weird name for a horse. 


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Posted: May 15, 2017 - 10:37pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Took 7 people to write that one.
 
Various Surface No. 1: Rattlesnake Den
"Harvey! You okay? {pause} Next! Name?"
"Culvenor."
"You'll do. Drag that sheep over that patch of scorpions."
"No."
"Next! Name?"
"Payne."
...

 
{#Laughing} A friend said her sheep usually drag her.


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Posted: May 15, 2017 - 9:36pm

 haresfur wrote:

Harvey, J. T., Culvenor, J., Payne, W., Cowley, S., Lawrance, M., Stuart, D. and Williams, R. (2002) An analysis of the forces required to drag sheep over various surfaces. Applied Ergonomics 33, 523-531. DOI: 10.1016/S0003-6870(02)00071-6.



 
Took 7 people to write that one.
 
Various Surface No. 1: Rattlesnake Den
"Harvey! You okay? {pause} Next! Name?"
"Culvenor."
"You'll do. Drag that sheep over that patch of scorpions."
"No."
"Next! Name?"
"Payne."
...
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Posted: May 15, 2017 - 9:22pm

Harvey, J. T., Culvenor, J., Payne, W., Cowley, S., Lawrance, M., Stuart, D. and Williams, R. (2002) An analysis of the forces required to drag sheep over various surfaces. Applied Ergonomics 33, 523-531. DOI: 10.1016/S0003-6870(02)00071-6.


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