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Posted: Mar 24, 2017 - 12:27pm


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Posted: Mar 23, 2017 - 12:07pm

 kctomato wrote:
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{#Lol}
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Posted: Mar 23, 2017 - 11:54am


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Posted: Mar 20, 2017 - 7:02pm

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I think the coworker is the general. This guy is a friend? Relative? He's had all winter to pour the foundation; apparently noticed the discrepancy because he thought he was done digging. So that's 5 months to get the concrete work done; hasn't even gotten the site level and basement dug out. I have no idea how to run that heavy equipment, but I think I could have had it done in a week, tops.

Turns out the house is pre-fab; she ordered it online and it was delivered this weekend (the plan was to have everything ready to plunk it down and bolt it onto the concrete). They set the house sections down next to where he's got the site staked out and noticed something slightly amiss... 

 
{#Doh}
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Posted: Mar 20, 2017 - 6:58pm

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Was it the general contractor? Had he signed an agreement to build the house for fixed cost? I see a cow-palace in his future.

 
I think the coworker is the general. This guy is a friend? Relative? He's had all winter to pour the foundation; apparently noticed the discrepancy because he thought he was done digging. So that's 5 months to get the concrete work done; hasn't even gotten the site level and basement dug out. I have no idea how to run that heavy equipment, but I think I could have had it done in a week, tops.

Turns out the house is pre-fab; she ordered it online and it was delivered this weekend (the plan was to have everything ready to plunk it down and bolt it onto the concrete). They set the house sections down next to where he's got the site staked out and noticed something slightly amiss... 
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Posted: Mar 20, 2017 - 6:52pm

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When the contractor building a cow-orker's house comes in the office and asks, "What size is your house supposed to be?"
 

 
Was it the general contractor? Had he signed an agreement to build the house for fixed cost? I see a cow-palace in his future.
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Posted: Mar 20, 2017 - 2:28pm

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When the contractor building a cow-orker's house comes in the office and asks, "What size is your house supposed to be?"
 

 
Tell 'im, "we got the baby bear special. It's not too big, not too small, jes' the right size!" 
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Posted: Mar 20, 2017 - 11:27am

When the contractor building a cow-orker's house comes in the office and asks, "What size is your house supposed to be?"
 
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Posted: Mar 19, 2017 - 4:57pm

How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One or two? One... or two?


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Posted: Mar 19, 2017 - 8:29am

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Just what I needed to see this morning ... perfect.  {#Lol}
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Posted: Mar 14, 2017 - 11:40am

Spending a good portion of this Snow Day making soup, and after putting it into containers (one I am going to take over to my sick neighbor in a few minutes) finding that there is already a container of it in the freezer!


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Posted: Mar 13, 2017 - 10:51am

I think the lesson of Olly is: keep getting up and HAVE FUN!




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Posted: Mar 10, 2017 - 10:14am

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And here honey, here's my little black book.
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Posted: Mar 10, 2017 - 10:09am

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Posted: Mar 9, 2017 - 1:33pm

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