RP Listener Forum - Radio Paradise

Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 3:42pm

Red_Dragon wrote:

you're a pellet that needs blending and pulled thru water by pulleys and then hung in strands.

looks like chester done ate a peach seed

Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 2:47pm

Manbird wrote:

I think the problem isn't toxins, it's that his exit orifice won't allow whatever he ate to pass. It might break down and get thru eventually but it might also become cementitious and cause more issues, so if he's not normal tonight we'll have to take him in and get it taken out with forceps. Woohoo!

you're a pellet that needs blending and pulled thru water by pulleys and then hung in strands.

Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 2:45pm

Red_Dragon wrote:

and they smell bad, too

I think the problem isn't toxins, it's that his exit orifice won't allow whatever he ate to pass. It might break down and get thru eventually but it might also become cementitious and cause more issues, so if he's not normal tonight we'll have to take him in and get it taken out with forceps. Woohoo!

Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 11:08am

sirdroseph wrote:

Where the heck is the customer service number for this company?? I can't help but think they are giving me the run around!! {#Arghhh}

1-800-callknikkenknokkenknever

Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 11:04am

Manbird wrote:

Maybe you installed yours backwards. You should check that... or have someone check it for you.

You're just saying that. Like they all do.

Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 11:03am

Where the heck is the customer service number for this company?? I can't help but think they are giving me the run around!! {#Arghhh}

Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 11:02am

Red_Dragon wrote:

and they smell bad, too

Maybe you installed yours backwards. You should check that... or have someone check it for you.

Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 10:57am

Manbird wrote:

Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter
CAUTION: Knikken Knokken may result in mental confusion,
fever, prostration, or shock. May cause drowsiness.
Do not operate drill press in bathroom. Contents may be hot!
Not recommended for children ages 14 - 19. Choking hazard!
Batteries may leak or explode. Not for internal use. Objects
are smaller than they appear. Warning: Do not look directly
into eyes.

and they smell bad, too

Posted: Apr 22, 2013 - 10:55am

Manbird wrote:

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Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter
CAUTION: Knikken Knokken may result in mental confusion,
fever, prostration, or shock. May cause drowsiness.
Do not operate drill press in bathroom. Contents may be hot!
Not recommended for children ages 14 - 19. Choking hazard!
Batteries may leak or explode. Not for internal use. Objects
are smaller than they appear. Warning: Do not look directly
into eyes.

Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 4:15pm

bokey wrote:

EST or Pacific Whatever time?Also there is no phone number.

Partake quickly of our full price special! Jam packed with savings for the whole family! Hurry now! Dial 1-800-knikkenknokken!

Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 3:51pm

Manbird wrote:

New shipments of Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter Transformers are arriving by the hour.
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EST or Pacific Whatever time?Also there is no phone number.

Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 2:39pm

Manbird wrote:

New shipments of Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter Transformers are arriving by the hour.
Hurry while supplies last! Offer ends at midnight! Operators have special license to remit advantage deals! Now!!!

Don't be taken in by unprincipled ad copy writers. This is obviously a rip-off of a competitor's product, either a Denbeigh Motors grain transmmorgrifier or a stereophonic liquid pump with dual impeller drive manufactured by Acme Inc.'s Zydecore subsidiary. In either case, you'll be hearing from our solicitors.

Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 12:40pm

New shipments of Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter Transformers are arriving by the hour.
Hurry while supplies last! Offer ends at midnight! Operators have special license to remit advantage deals! Now!!!

Posted: Sep 20, 2012 - 1:12pm

CAUTION: Knikken Knokken may result in mental confusion, fever, prostration,
or shock. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate drill press in bathroom.
Contents may be hot! Not recommended for children ages 14 - 19. Choking
hazard! Batteries may leak or explode. Not for internal use. Objects are
smaller than they appear. Warning: Do not look directly into eyes.

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:52pm

Manbird wrote:

Purchase 2 Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filters before Monday the 24th
and send in the boxtops with a self-mutilated envelope. Hurry! Supplies are limited to the first
100 callers! Operators are standing by.

Make OV.

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:49pm

hobiejoe wrote:

No, don't tell me - my post is really important to you and one of your highly trained monkeys operators will post a reply as soon as they stop scratching their arses become available.

Purchase 2 Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filters before Monday the 24th
and send in the boxtops with a self-mutilated envelope. Hurry! Supplies are limited to the first
100 callers! Operators are standing by.

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:48pm

Manbird wrote:

miamizsun wrote:

now that's service

is it true you're making house calls now?

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please make mine a double

and throw in an extended warranty

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:46pm

miamizsun wrote:

now that's service

is it true you're making house calls now?

Call us for ALL your Knikken Knokken Kneeds.
We'll beat our competition to death or 10% off your next Knikken Knokken order!
And remember! Knikken Knokken gift cards are the perfect gift for the whole family!

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:45pm

Manbird wrote:

Thank you for contacting Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter.

No, don't tell me - my post is really important to you and one of your highly trained monkeys operators will post a reply as soon as they stop scratching their arses become available.

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:43pm

Manbird wrote:

Thank you for contacting Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter.

now that's service

is it true you're making house calls now?