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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 5:19pm

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and then have to wipe up the floor around the toilet.

 
Saw a doctor talk about his (rather sexist) idea for classes in Men's Health for Women and Women's Health for Men. In the former he suggested, pee sprayed behind the toilet, all over the walls, etc. = good. Pee dribbles on the floor in front = get him to go to the doctor.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 5:09pm

You sit down in the big chair after dinner, put your head back for a second ... and sleep for an hour. {#Sleep}
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 3:17pm

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You hold your hands expectantly under the bathroom faucet at home, waiting for warm water to gush out.
 

no soap?
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 1:48pm

Thanks, you guys really know how to lift a guy's spirits.{#Rolleyes}{#Roflol}
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 1:33pm

 Steely_D did not write:

and then have to wipe up the floor around the toilet  hamper

 
{#Shifty}
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 1:29pm

 kurtster wrote:

and then have to pee after getting your hands wet.

 
and then have to wipe up the floor around the toilet.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 1:21pm

 aflanigan wrote:
You hold your hands expectantly under the bathroom faucet at home, waiting for warm water to gush out.

 
and then have to pee after getting your hands wet.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 9:02am

You hold your hands expectantly under the bathroom faucet at home, waiting for warm water to gush out.
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Posted: Feb 4, 2018 - 11:03pm

First championship since 1960? I thought they said they hadn't won one in 57 years.

... Oh
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 3:08pm

 Coaxial wrote:
You remember the roar from a big block V-8, the feeling of being pressed back into your seat, and watching the gas gauge drop when you floored it.

 
Jay Leno did a skit on Mike Nesmith's show (the one that created MTV) where he's pulled in for gas leaving the engine running and the guy comes out and says "can you turn the motor off? You're getting ahead of me."



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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 2:36pm

Every year it seems the birthdays are following one another at shorter and shorter intervals. Kind of like a rollercoaster picking up speed as it goes down the first hill . . . 



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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 8:11am

 sirdroseph wrote:
 Proclivities wrote:

That may belong in the "You Might Be From An Alternate Universe If..." thread.

 
Honest injun, in the 70s it was really good or I may be falling victim to false childhood memories or lack of competition though I do remember the Village Inn, how about Shakeys? lol

 
I was just being silly with my previous post.  It could've been lack of competition - they may have been the first chain pizza business. Plus if you liked it when you were a kid it's not necessarily a false memory.  I was spoiled with local, Italian pizza parlors or restaurants every few blocks during my childhood and probably didn't have Pizza Hut during the 1970s.  I do remember (falsely or not) that Kentucky Fried Chicken tasted better in the '70s though.
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:45am

 Proclivities wrote:

That may belong in the "You Might Be From An Alternate Universe If..." thread.

 




Honest injun, in the 70s it was really good or I may be falling victim to false childhood memories or lack of competition though I do remember the Village Inn, how about Shakeys? lol
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:23am

You remember the roar from a big block V-8, the feeling of being pressed back into your seat, and watching the gas gauge drop when you floored it.
Proclivities
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:18am

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You can remember when Pizza Hut was good. Damn! I am old! lol

 
That may belong in the "You Might Be From An Alternate Universe If..." thread.
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:14am

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I miss the Canadian bacon.Try getting that at any crappy chain nowadays.{#Frown}

 
NAFTA ... jus sayin ...
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:08am

 sirdroseph wrote:
You can remember when Pizza Hut was good. Damn! I am old! lol

 
I miss the Canadian bacon.Try getting that at any crappy chain nowadays.{#Frown}
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 6:48am

You can remember when Pizza Hut was good. Damn! I am old! lol
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 6:34am

You remember the '67 World Series like it was last week but have no clue where you might have set your bifocals down before bed last night.
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 5:40am

  You have a "to do" list of things to take down to the basement.That way you can do them all in the same shot and only be sore for 1 day.{#Lol}
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