RP Listener Forum - Radio Paradise

Posted: May 18, 2013 - 6:03pm

Red_Dragon wrote:

I've seen your hair; just use soap.

I don't have any (OK,that was a joke)

Posted: May 18, 2013 - 5:58pm

bokey wrote:

I'm out of mt cheap Suave shampoo.Now I've got to use Pantene,which is kind of greasy or something.

I've seen your hair; just use soap.

Posted: May 18, 2013 - 5:55pm

I'm out of mt cheap Suave shampoo.Now I've got to use Pantene,which is kind of greasy or something.

Posted: May 17, 2013 - 2:41pm

The catbox.

Posted: May 17, 2013 - 1:45pm

bokey wrote:

I went to get Pop's some hot and sour soup for dinner,cause he's having allergy problems that that molten lava will kick out like (insert any random political slur here)and after 20 minutes of sucking down all the pollen out there my eyes are watering so bad I might as well be snorkeling without a mask.

I'll skip the nasal aspect so Judi doesn't jump on me for TMI. {#Lol}

LOL

Posted: May 17, 2013 - 1:24pm

I went to get Pop's some hot and sour soup for dinner,cause he's having allergy problems that that molten lava will kick out like (insert any random political slur here)and after 20 minutes of sucking down all the pollen out there my eyes are watering so bad I might as well be snorkeling without a mask.

I'll skip the nasal aspect so Judi doesn't jump on me for TMI. {#Lol}

Posted: May 13, 2013 - 8:55pm

Pops telling me,while I'm wearing shorts and no shirt, to turn the heat down because the heating bills are to high,yet he's got 3 blankets on him.

No Dad,how about I sweat a little and you don't catch pneumonia?

Posted: May 13, 2013 - 5:45am

I really don't like it when I get really sick to my stomach when I'm sick from another cause and by not eating, I make myself sicker...

Posted: May 12, 2013 - 2:42pm

DaveInVA wrote:

My Alfa has inferior lights mounted on the lower dash kick plates that light up when you open the doors but they also come on and stay on if you bump one of them with your knee getting in or out and you don't notice it if its light out. Same thing happens, dead battery later. I solved that problem by pulling the wires off the sockets after it happened a couple times,

I think I'll do the same and just disconnect it.This is like the 3rd time I've screwed the pooch on this.
I never go anywhere anyway except to get Dad food or meds,and I've got 3 flashlights in the car.

Posted: May 12, 2013 - 2:27pm

bokey wrote:

I proved I was dumber than a light bulb,I think your comment was cruel and unfeeling to those of us who have had their brains eaten by zombies.

have a little cocktail sauce with that? {#Wink}

Posted: May 12, 2013 - 2:06pm

oldviolin wrote:

Are you saying you have to be smarter than a light switch? Because if you are...

I proved I was dumber than a light bulb,I think your comment was cruel and unfeeling to those of us who have had their brains eaten by zombies.

Posted: May 12, 2013 - 2:00pm

Red_Dragon wrote:

My Pontiac has a control knob for the lights, but it doesn't do a thing - the lights operation is totally automated.

Are you saying you have to be smarter than a light switch? Because if you are...

Posted: May 12, 2013 - 11:07am

Red_Dragon wrote:

My Pontiac has a control knob for the lights, but it doesn't do a thing - the lights operation is totally automated.

After my last GM vehicle the one thing I absolutely had to have on anything I considered was control over my lights. In fact the fewer things they put microprocessors in the better as far as I was concerned. Sirius Cybernetics is here.

Posted: May 12, 2013 - 10:27am

DaveInVA wrote:

My Alfa has inferior lights mounted on the lower dash kick plates that light up when you open the doors but they also come on and stay on if you bump one of them with your knee getting in or out and you don't notice it if its light out. Same thing happens, dead battery later. I solved that problem by pulling the wires off the sockets after it happened a couple times,

My Pontiac has a control knob for the lights, but it doesn't do a thing - the lights operation is totally automated.

Posted: May 12, 2013 - 10:23am

bokey wrote:

My Ford Taurus was designed by an idiot.There is a rotary map light switch located right next to the headlight switch.So if you brush it when turning your lights on during a rainy day,you don't notice(until the next day when your battery is dead.) because the map light is located behind your head and it's still light out.

My Alfa has inferior lights mounted on the lower dash kick plates that light up when you open the doors but they also come on and stay on if you bump one of them with your knee getting in or out and you don't notice it if its light out. Same thing happens, dead battery later. I solved that problem by pulling the wires off the sockets after it happened a couple times,

Posted: May 12, 2013 - 10:14am

My Ford Taurus was designed by an idiot.There is a rotary map light switch located right next to the headlight switch.So if you brush it when turning your lights on during a rainy day,you don't notice(until the next day when your battery is dead.) because the map light is located behind your head and it's still light out.

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 5:31pm

Red_Dragon wrote:

The way the guy in the cube next to mine insists on saying "bless you" with get emotion whenever anyone in the room sneezes - every single time anyone in the room sneezes.

Gesundheit! {#Eek}

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 5:14pm

Wow, a lot of my crappy songs have disappeared from the budget servers I randomly stored them on when they popped out of my head.

Anyone have any advice for servers to place songs on?I've got them on hard drives,it's just a matter of not having to replace them due to the budget servers I used going down.

Posted: May 10, 2013 - 11:43am

The way the guy in the cube next to mine insists on saying "bless you" with great emotion whenever anyone in the room sneezes - every single time anyone in the room sneezes.

Posted: May 9, 2013 - 8:14pm

That deep voiced dude at the end of the Rosetta Stone commercial. His voice is like an annoying earworm.