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Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 1:26pm

I get my voicemails transcribed to text. During the election season I have gotten some interesting results.

This one came in today:

"I'm on things. I need to do your better congressman better Congress. I didn't know if it's massive to 3:00 to collect a disconnect. Isn't it time we can better report changed out my reelection single government career politician. The message better. I actually need ridiculous Jackie but successful results the law in business and education and the skills of energy to make a difference my phone it's Jim Victor, it's no comparison go to got online at Rodriguez for Congress. He misses better. Give me a try. I'll work with all side to get results in our common interest and make legislation cost effective, not bankruptcy, that's a big independent for you over any party tonight and I work with any president and any congressmen. My phone is not being this is better. I will take you for granted. I work for you, that's big money special interest did change your try. I'll"
... more. Please listen to your voicemail for the remainder of this message.

Posted: Aug 20, 2012 - 2:31pm

Upon My Second Dog Life

You only get three if you're lucky
Reckon most don't
But I intend to be one of the few
That do

Dogs are more than pets
Lord, don't you get it yet?
We measure things in dog years
to alleviate our own fears
Of mortality

The wise ones say
Dogs just stay and obey
Cause we've been this way
for 25,000 sun-circle days
But I am amazed they still crave
Our company at all...

The ones that depend on us
Do not really need
what we provide
in their own seed is the truth
and when we depart
they will revert...
to claw and tooth
and be their noble selves again
without their legendary friend.

Dedicated to Halley - Most noble friend and companion
(4/10/86 -6/00/02)

Posted: Aug 20, 2012 - 1:40pm

Howdy, pal!
The weather was rather
cloudy and gloomy yesterday,
and many guys spent their weekend
at home
frying
barbeques
in their gardens.

But my lewd friend and I went
to the seaside for having a good stroll
in the wash waves.

The beach was totally empty,
that is why we made
a perfect nude photoset
of two Little mermaids.

I have just added
most fascinating
pictures for you here!

View my profile and find me
online in a chat

we shall talk about some piquant points.

Posted: May 26, 2011 - 6:31pm

hello
How are you doing?
i hope everything is
moving well
with
you.
please
don't be surprise
to recieve my message
in your mail box,
i got your email
address through episody
that was
forwarded to my email address
so i decided to write to you,
but before i proceed
i will like to tell
you my name, I am

Miss Grace
JuIiet Zaya.

I will
be very happy
to have you
as my good friend because
the warmth
of a friend's presence
brings joy to our hearts,
sunlight to our souls,
and
pleasure to all of life.
kindly write me back
so that we can
introduce ourself more
better as well
share thought
and
pictures with love,
honest and faithfullness.

thanks
for your reply.
Yours sincerely Grace

Posted: May 6, 2011 - 7:10am

bump for the spammers

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Posted: Jan 18, 2009 - 7:04pm

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You wait, you miss! It's goin' to be way too simple!

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 - 9:32am

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 - 8:50am

I went about a week without checking my spam filter... and it accumulated 1081 message.

However, it's an interesting snapshot... I'd say at least 80% of the messages say "debt" in the subject. Not enlargement, not Angeline Jolie naked, but DEBT. That, and at least 100 of the fake-CNN virus-induced spams.

Posted: Aug 9, 2008 - 9:49am

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This is the entire text of the message - i have no idea what the product is.

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Posted: Aug 9, 2008 - 9:45am

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Posted: Feb 9, 2008 - 5:10am

Saying, accomplish that, o karma, which thou thinkest. Talked
with one another about the friendship, bulls among men,
the pandavas, overtaking the a little. They need a mother
so. They'll ketch to the french, became incorporated with
them. Of the knowledge that to those who stray from another
by showing or grinding his teeth. All these, therefore,
are said to rest upon acts and the excellent behavior of
the chinese officials capable of providing against all evils
and which by the fire waiting for dinner. He returned the
heights, a promised land, a far off time of blessing. About
my slaughter, viz., 'i will not wash my alluded. It is not
cheerful reading for the enthusiast. And unable to bear
it longer, i have come hither..

Posted: Dec 19, 2007 - 10:12am

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Posted: Dec 4, 2007 - 4:16pm

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And cataclysm

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With their lofty prism
And missive schism
Wringing cannibalism
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Sans mysticism
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Bring it all down
Down to our knees
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Beatific Rhythm undaunted
Humanity flaunted
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Until we be abscond...

Posted: Dec 4, 2007 - 2:27pm

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Posted: Dec 3, 2007 - 9:19pm

dionysius wrote:

More glossolalia from a writer of unsolicited poetry going by "Tyler Armstrong"--anyone else familiar with his work?

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Yeah, I think he wrote lesson 13

Posted: Dec 3, 2007 - 8:56pm

dionysius wrote:

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kudzu indeed

That's What I Meant To Say

That's what I meant to say
But the urinal part just got in the way
Now here I am today...thinking about it all another way
Thanks to you
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I'm out

Posted: Dec 3, 2007 - 5:08pm

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synchrony sanitarium
mario degas wacke wicket kudzu sheridan want fraction embassy willa sumerian
synchrony deadlock slater oar sumerian
dragoon halloween
degas bake sumerian literate glendale bitch kudzu grosset revisal
sheridan
sumerian grosset grosset synchrony lacewing bake grosset promulgate
halloween sheridan protozoan myself
goldman halloween wicket sanitarium mollusk papyrus

kudzu indeed

Posted: Dec 3, 2007 - 10:16am

More glossolalia from a writer of unsolicited poetry going by "Tyler Armstrong"--anyone else familiar with his work?

Imagen Pod

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vying exhumation coffman navajo battery matinal enervate imagen math
alexander torch
wane imagen aristotelian abed
highhanded summers classificatory matinal pod matriarchal wane wane math