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Baseball, anyone? - Prodigal_SOB - Feb 25, 2017 - 1:01pm
 
music that makes you dance with big wavy gestures - rhahl - Feb 25, 2017 - 12:59pm
 
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::Animal Kingdom:: - rhahl - Feb 25, 2017 - 8:11am
 
Museum Of Bad Album Covers - Red_Dragon - Feb 25, 2017 - 7:15am
 
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Memorials - Remembering Our Loved Ones - olivertwist - Feb 24, 2017 - 2:16pm
 
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Health Care Reform - miamizsun - Feb 24, 2017 - 11:09am
 
RP Daily Trivia Challenge - Proclivities - Feb 24, 2017 - 10:55am
 
What Are You Grateful For? - Antigone - Feb 24, 2017 - 9:02am
 
OldSchool 60s-70s - Proclivities - Feb 24, 2017 - 8:29am
 
The war on Funk is over! - miamizsun - Feb 24, 2017 - 8:22am
 
Dear Red Meats - Proclivities - Feb 24, 2017 - 8:04am
 
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It's the economy stupid. - rhahl - Feb 24, 2017 - 5:22am
 
Live Music - rhahl - Feb 24, 2017 - 4:07am
 
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Posted: Feb 24, 2017 - 1:11pm

The IOC proudly announces two new sports to the Olympic program: 100 m relay in a bubble bath full of eels and tantra massage on slack lines without a safety net.  It turned down marathon internet arguments and hatching chickens you've already counted but will entertain any suggestions for the future.
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Posted: Feb 24, 2017 - 3:56am

they say that there are two types of people

those that want to be left alone and those who won't leave them the ƒ√¢≤ alone

i just need you pull my finger and get me a baby wipe
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Posted: Feb 23, 2017 - 11:56pm

I got bit by a dog once...maybe twice...who knows???
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Posted: Feb 23, 2017 - 11:55pm

I was thinking about a day when something...and then...
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Posted: Feb 23, 2017 - 11:33pm

I came. I saw. I concurred...
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Posted: Feb 23, 2017 - 3:17pm

"All you need is love" she sang, slowly turning the oxygen valve.
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Posted: Feb 23, 2017 - 1:30pm

 Lazy8 wrote:
Some days it's just not worth evolving to sentience.

 
tell me about it.
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Posted: Feb 23, 2017 - 1:12pm

Some days it's just not worth evolving to sentience.
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Posted: Feb 21, 2017 - 8:34pm

Are these your car keys? I found them in your car.

In the ignition.

While you were driving. Changing lanes on the freeway. So I think they're yours.

You're welcome.
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Posted: Feb 21, 2017 - 8:32pm

Sometimes you just gotta crack your knuckles, roll up your sleeves, and bury your landlady's nephew up to his neck in the back yard.

Of course other times you just rake leaves. Luck of the draw. More ketchup?
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Posted: Feb 15, 2017 - 3:58am

 Lazy8 wrote:
So these two Baptist ministers walk into a bar. Except one was Episcopalian, I forget which. The one on the right I guess. So they go to the bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" except it's a massage parlor and it's the old lady who runs the place and anyway it's closed. So they say they just want to play pool and they ask for the cue ball 'cuz that costs a quarter but she says we don't have a pool table, that's a chess board and it's out in the parking lot and remember we're closed? Get lost. So they both get DUIs and they have to go to jail except it's just the DMV office and the line is like out onto the sidewalk and there's the bartender from earlier and then I woke up. How about you?

 
I know what you mean,  I hate it when that happens


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Posted: Feb 14, 2017 - 11:38pm

Did you know the difference between chaos and harmony is just five letters arranged in a particular order out of 26 possible letters, correction, 24 possible letters because we've already taken out two?


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Posted: Feb 14, 2017 - 8:31pm

So these two Baptist ministers walk into a bar. Except one was Episcopalian, I forget which. The one on the right I guess. So they go to the bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" except it's a massage parlor and it's the old lady who runs the place and anyway it's closed. So they say they just want to play pool and they ask for the cue ball 'cuz that costs a quarter but she says we don't have a pool table, that's a chess board and it's out in the parking lot and remember we're closed? Get lost. So they both get DUIs and they have to go to jail except it's just the DMV office and the line is like out onto the sidewalk and there's the bartender from earlier and then I woke up. How about you?
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Posted: Feb 13, 2017 - 4:23pm

dot dot dot
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Posted: Feb 13, 2017 - 4:21pm

If you was to take the dialect out of the colloquialism and replace it with a sheen-like sense of vernacular would it make a fine or a frogs hair...just wondering...


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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:37pm

God has a role for you to play: Brenda, a shy but passionate store clerk who dreams of finishing her AS degree in Dental Hygienics while working in a wholesale electrical sales office until fate deals her an unexpected blow in the form of an eviction notice as her apartment building is condemned for building code violations. It's a light comedy ensemble thing. Pays scale. Audition is at 10 sharp, see Mr. Greene.
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:20pm

Science has spoken! But like anyone that old it's mostly just reminiscences about how it was harder back in its day.
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:19pm

Try this as a conversation starter: "What's the sickest you've ever been from convenience store food?"
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:18pm

Right, we're going to form a new political party called the Bouvet Island Liberation Movement. Membership is via our new "We are all just penguins" App. Our manifesto is that we have no manifesto. We will put out policy questions to our members who will return their votes and we will religiously obey the instructions we receive in real time. Never has democracy been more democratic.

This political message was brought to you by  "Sealion".
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:02pm

I had to close my Etsy store.

The idea was just ahead of it's time, that's all—someday everyone will be too busy to make their own and will get their snowmen online. They just won't be artisinal or gluten-free, and they'll probably come from China or something.
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