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And the good news is.... - bokey - Mar 30, 2015 - 4:24pm
 
The Dragons' Roost - triskele - Mar 30, 2015 - 4:21pm
 
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Baseball, anyone? - ScottFromWyoming - Mar 30, 2015 - 4:09pm
 
Classical Music - RichardPrins - Mar 30, 2015 - 2:26pm
 
HAIR: Long, short, beautiful - oldviolin - Mar 30, 2015 - 2:21pm
 
Cryptic Posts - Leave Them Guessing - oldviolin - Mar 30, 2015 - 2:13pm
 
260,000 Posts in one thread? - Lazy8 - Mar 30, 2015 - 2:05pm
 
Mixtape Culture Club - rmgman - Mar 30, 2015 - 1:53pm
 
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Top Scientists Vote Top 10 Sci-Fi Films - miamizsun - Mar 30, 2015 - 1:26pm
 
Spambags on RP - BillG - Mar 30, 2015 - 12:54pm
 
Least Effective Pick Up Lines For Men - Proclivities - Mar 30, 2015 - 12:46pm
 
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RP App for Android - laozilover - Mar 29, 2015 - 12:54pm
 
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New Song Submissions system - BillG - Mar 28, 2015 - 4:10pm
 
Jeopardy! ~ worth watching again soon? - Manbird - Mar 28, 2015 - 1:07pm
 
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Amazon Offering "Cloud" Service - miamizsun - Mar 28, 2015 - 10:40am
 
Bad Poetry - oldviolin - Mar 28, 2015 - 7:54am
 
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Posted: Mar 30, 2015 - 2:05pm

Time to take your chopstick use to the next level: bottled water.
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Posted: Mar 30, 2015 - 2:01pm

To accept these conditions click "Oh, all right for chrissakes." To decline click "Why do I even have a computer? I'm just pathetic!"


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Being Norwegian is over-rated.
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Posted: Mar 22, 2015 - 6:32am

Moving forward, we see a sea change sweeping through the market as the climate brightens, and, standing on the shoulders of giants as we are, - giants with a lot of earwax and halitosis as it turns out, we are confident we will reach our targets comfortably by the first quarter, whereupon I suggest we walk the rest of the way.
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Posted: Mar 15, 2015 - 9:07am


You can break perception with an exposé, but you can't tuna fish with a microphone...
You can fill a perspective with a kaleidoscope, but you can't drive a tractor with a shotgun...
You can wipe a context with a roll of Charmin, but you can't squeeze a drop of water from a pitchfork...
You can tie a knot in a spool of string cheese, but you can't build a tree house with a blow torch...
You can lead a river horse to stardust, but you can't bum a hippo lighter from a Traffic Cop.
You can shoot a buffalo with a potato cannon, but you can't eat a steak with a billiard ball...
even if you eight with magic...

 




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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 7:03pm

There's no point in discussing it—I'm a grown woman and I'm getting my aorta pierced. If you don't like it you can just cancel my policy.
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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 6:56pm

Is there any gluten in this? Because my car needs diesel.
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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 6:54pm

Concrete on rye, side of mirth. Guy's in a hurry so forget I said anything.
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Being Norwegian is over-rated.
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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 12:47pm

man, served this dude today. He made up this entire universe out of a dill pickle. Kind of awesome actually. 
I mean, most people just turn up in shades of grey, Order a hot dog and go. But this dude, he brings a whole world of association with him.
Makes me think. Then I eat another dill pickle. And think some more.


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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 12:26pm

"Hello?...Hello, Willie's Crack Your Own Crab Shack?, Yeah well, I'd like to place a take-out order. Okay. Right...I'd just like a large King Salad Samwich with a side of Sandy Philosi Fleas with extra special barnacle sauce. Seaweed extract with a Kelp Bulb Smoothie to drink. And hey, will you throw in a Oil Drill Pickle? You will? Because why? I mean, are you asking me, what?....what?   WHAT???!!! It's free because I'm your seventeenth salty customer of the day?! WOW!!! Thanks for giving me the Willie's! "
Proclivities
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Posted: Mar 12, 2015 - 9:41am

"I'm not so sure I want the Reverend to conduct my wedding ceremony; I mean, verily, Goody Putnam said she saw him flying around the other night."
"Well, if he can really fly, at least you know he shan't be late to the proceedings."
"There is that, I guess..." 
NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Posted: Mar 10, 2015 - 6:36am

Welcome to the shores of democracy!  Here's a starter pack to get you acquainted: earplugs, an eye mask and duct tape - no I've got no time to explain.. have fun, see you around!
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Posted: Mar 9, 2015 - 9:40am

Himalayan rock salt and flakes of processed corn pone. It's not just for breakfast anymore...
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"Thought for today" has been postponed until tomorrow.
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Location: An inch above the K/T boundary. But smth near fracking still has appeal.
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Posted: Mar 9, 2015 - 8:55am

Climb every mountain?  I am on number twelve and already have a nasty carbuncle on my left foot..


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Posted: Mar 9, 2015 - 8:49am

Life is like a tiled bathroom floor in January. I forget why.
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Posted: Mar 9, 2015 - 8:39am

I priced a new lease on life but the monthly payments were way more than my mortgage. Next time I get a life I'm paying cash.
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Location: in exile, as always
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Posted: Mar 5, 2015 - 5:46am

Let's imagine ... no, on second thought, let's not. Let's design.
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Posted: Mar 4, 2015 - 12:23pm

I deny these charges categorically, metaphorically, algorithmically. Also I want my lawyer and a sitter for this afternoon.
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Posted: Feb 28, 2015 - 9:37pm

If True Grit were just a movie then anyone could get their John Wayne in a sling...


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Posted: Feb 28, 2015 - 5:54pm

If tequila were a bicycle then ow.
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