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oldviolin
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Posted: Feb 13, 2016 - 10:46am

Around midnight creeps
Coursing as blood-ward tethers
Free as the wind blows
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Posted: Feb 12, 2016 - 10:50pm

A campaign song for our times

Hillary was already a well-done deal
But nostalgia gives East Germany appeal
It's a free country for now, so I wanna show you how
You can split a difference you may not feel

Get ready to feel that Bern!
Repeating history's the only way that some people learn
Get used to it, it's Hillary's turn!
She's as old as Ronald Reagan without brain cells to burn

Hillary's the strongest ally you can find
Until it's inconvenient and she'll change her mind
She'll be our weathervane-in-chief and always turn another leaf
The press will give a pass because they need to be kind

Get ready to feel that Bern!
You'll be told how much you keep of what you earn
Get used to it, it's Hillary's turn!
Don't ask, the details are none of your concern

A revolution has a powerful draw
Led by Don Quixote as a hippie grampa
If the voters fail you you can move to Venezuela
And enjoy the free-est lunch you ever saw

Get ready to feel that Bern!
When you do your taxes it'll knock you off your axis
But you'll have the satisfactness
Of an economy's ashes in the urn

Get used to it, it's Hillary's turn!
If she don't win do not dismay she'll put it on her resume
She'll live to fight another day
And she'll finally get a job she had to earn
Lazy8
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Posted: Feb 11, 2016 - 6:30pm

Nobody ever warns you not to run with rocks and paper.
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Posted: Feb 3, 2016 - 1:36pm

My tattoo? It's in Chinese. It says "I put up with six hours of searing pain and paid a hundred and fifty bucks and all I got was this crappy tattoo."

I mean, as far as I know.
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Posted: Jan 19, 2016 - 12:54pm

Here round these parts they say that proclamations are like a side of pork fatback; they both have a hard rind and they both make a lot of grease...Or maybe it was that they both season a lot of beans, hell I can't remember...What? I didn't say it really meant anything! Meanwhile I just noticed that your shoe is untied.
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Posted: Jan 7, 2016 - 9:46am

When life gives you lemons take the damned things back and get a refund, because you totally ordered a toner cartridge. Don't let these people push you around!
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Posted: Jan 7, 2016 - 9:30am

Students, faculty, it's good to be back here. Thanks for inviting me. Nice to see young people protesting again—there's plenty to be angry about! But I'm here to urge you to take it to the next level.

In my day we had real protests. We looted! We burned shit down! And not these pansy effigies either—like, the ROTC building or a cop car or something.

Yeah, I said "pansy". What do you mean? Well, it's kind of a slur, I guess, sorry about that. But you can't have a revolution without offending people.

No, wait, I'm not finished!
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Posted: Dec 23, 2015 - 11:42pm

I am not obstinate! I'm just big-boned.
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Posted: Dec 3, 2015 - 3:55pm

Throw me a freaking bone here!

No, not that one, it's not freaking. Maybe one from the fridge?
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Posted: Nov 20, 2015 - 1:54pm

 Lazy8 wrote:
OK people, we've got a policy. Please note the list I posted in June:

TIMES IT'S APPROPRIATE TO BE NAKED

BATHING
GIVING BIRTH
AT THE BEACH
CAR WASH
WHILE HAVING SEX
UNDER TORTURE BY AUTHORIZED AGENTS OF A GOVERNMENT
DOCTOR'S OFFICE (NOT LOBBY/WAITING ROOM)
    
Remember? We brainstormed this list. Please note that none of these activities takes place in your cubicle.

OK, the carwash, right. I thought that was next week.

 
What? I can't have sex in my cubicle? Now you tell me.
Lazy8
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Posted: Nov 20, 2015 - 10:10am

OK people, we've got a policy. Please note the list I posted in June:

TIMES IT'S APPROPRIATE TO BE NAKED

BATHING
GIVING BIRTH
AT THE BEACH
CAR WASH
WHILE HAVING SEX
UNDER TORTURE BY AUTHORIZED AGENTS OF A GOVERNMENT
DOCTOR'S OFFICE (NOT LOBBY/WAITING ROOM)
    
Remember? We brainstormed this list. Please note that none of these activities takes place in your cubicle.

OK, the carwash, right. I thought that was next week.
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Posted: Nov 20, 2015 - 9:59am

And the skies parted, and the heavens were split asunder, and did the angel came down before them. And spake the angel unto them "The lord god bade me bring unto you this message, and ye shall fear it and cleave unto it."

And sent they for a scribe lest they argue amongst themselves in days that follow, for many are the tongues that speak of the angels' message yet few who hear.

When all was in readiness the angel spread wide his wings and said unto those assembled: "And the message is: more cowbell."

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Posted: Nov 2, 2015 - 6:57am

Clever people might say anything. Cleaver people just want to say hello and show you their new toys...
The other thing is, most of the 260,000 posts are toast. Add a little butter, a little jelly and BOOM! Instant gratification...
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Posted: Oct 30, 2015 - 3:04pm

Ok, that idea sucked; but I did save $12.47 by switching my car insurance to Joe's No Problem We Got You Covered Ins. Co. My cousin Karla is a receptionist so I got a family discount...
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Posted: Oct 21, 2015 - 1:46pm

You know, a thing I was thinking; if you made it a law that all firearm manufacturers had to make their products for one time use only and that the only ammunition allowed was various and assorted bug guts from various and assorted representatives from the insect world, all you would need do is manufacture your products in environment wherein the loading process of all firearms concerned being organically fitted with random eggs maturing into larval projectiles accordingly.I know, I know, it sounds like the ravings of a lunatic, but if you want to hear a bad guy deserving to get shot, screaming like a little girl bust him up with a .44 loaded with big fat dirt daubers. The only thing I can't work out is shelf life. I'll get back to you on that one...


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Posted: Oct 20, 2015 - 6:13pm

In heaven you can order a pizza with Angelina Jolie on it.

Of course you can do that here, but it just comes with extra bell peppers. She's a busy lady! She doesn't have time for pizza rides.
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Posted: Oct 4, 2015 - 3:33pm

 oldviolin wrote:
Somebody wants to rattle? Come on. I can bully with the best of them and the rest of them. 

 
A Hat! Trolling the punishment, trees I see...
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Posted: Oct 3, 2015 - 5:21pm

This is Malcom Merriweather calling out to you through time and ether to let you know about something I thought of and it just blew me away!
Do you realize that if you saw a map of your travels traced out on the roadways the road most traveled will be the road you live on! Wow! Talk about getting your groove on...

Hey, just this one other tidbit; MESSAGE TO KENNETH: THE FREQUENCY IS YOUR HOME ADDRESS PLUS OR MINUS YOUR AGE.

Ok groovy guys and gals, this is Malcom Merriweather signing off and reminding you that if you don't polish your boots today you can just just paint them tomorrow and it won't matter a damn..

Right!

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Posted: Sep 28, 2015 - 6:33pm

It's been my experience that you could eat an archaeological dig with a knife and fork, but a meaty hypothesis requires a case or two of A-1 and a spoon the size of a stellar orbit around a black hole...


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Posted: Sep 28, 2015 - 5:21pm

Somebody wants to rattle? Come on. I can bully with the best of them and the rest of them. You wanna throw darts or fling ringers, I'm there. You wanna hammer out options on a quarterback sneak from 10 yards out? Now it's getting tricky. I say the slow blade wins plus you don't get so winded...


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