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Posted: Mar 13, 2017 - 5:32pm

School bus —> host
Children —> larvae
Recess —> metamorphosis
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Posted: Mar 13, 2017 - 4:39pm

In a galaxy far, far away comes the parallel if not universal question...

..."Klax, what do you know about web linking?"
"Bizwick,  I can't tell you anything that your future doesn't already know. "
"C'mon Klaxon, that makes no sense at all."
"Sure it does, Biz. Sure it does. Chains are chains..."
"Gosh I guess I don't understand earthlings at all, do I?"
"Biz, it doesn't matter where you go if you wind up somewhere else to begin with."
"Man Klax. You really have a way of simplifying things for me. Thanks you old ant farmer."
"You're welcome pal. Like me on fatesbroke..."


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Posted: Mar 13, 2017 - 4:22pm

 aflanigan wrote:
Weird that everything keeps changing from color to black and white.

 
We don't exactly do race politics in here. We tend to delve more into the extra and super normal varieties of mocking the likes of anything smelling of famine, scabby ulcers and mutated grasshoppers...


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Posted: Mar 13, 2017 - 4:18pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
The volume of sewage treated this year rose by 1.4% to 501,678 litres and prospects for the coming year are looking bright.
 
Still, you know, a rose by any other name...
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Posted: Mar 13, 2017 - 4:10pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
don't get all uppity with me. 
No, don't get all downnity either.

Just stay flattity.
Thank you. 

 
flat-what?
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Posted: Mar 13, 2017 - 4:06pm

The volume of sewage treated this year rose by 1.4% to 501,678 litres and prospects for the coming year are looking bright.

 
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Posted: Mar 2, 2017 - 12:47am

don't get all uppity with me. 
No, don't get all downnity either.

Just stay flattity.
Thank you. 
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Being Norwegian is over-rated.
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Posted: Mar 2, 2017 - 12:21am

Ok, so I've made my fortune and it's not very big. Can I make yours?
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Posted: Mar 1, 2017 - 1:46pm

Weird that everything keeps changing from color to black and white.
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Posted: Mar 1, 2017 - 1:08pm

I've decided to quit trying for the perfect beach body. Instead of St. Tropez I'm aiming for Deepwater Horizon.
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Posted: Feb 28, 2017 - 11:34pm

It's the frosting.
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Posted: Feb 28, 2017 - 9:12pm

Islam has the concepts of harram, or strictly forbidden, and hallal, which means permissible. But modern circumstances require more nuance, so we came up with new categories between the two:

Harrumpf: this will make me grumpy
Harrangue: I will give you a sanctimonious lecture about this
Harrdtoarguewith: I don't like it but I see your point
Harrharr: you will be mocked for this
Hallass: get out of town
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Posted: Feb 28, 2017 - 9:04pm

 oldviolin wrote:
I came. I saw. I concurred...

 
Veni vidi da vinci
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Posted: Feb 28, 2017 - 3:37pm

In retrospect I suppose I should have checked to see if the beach was mined. But who thinks of that on vacation? And right in front of the Waikiki Hilton, too. Live and learn.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2017 - 12:18pm

Message from the universe: please only put regulation toilet paper down the black holes. This is a final warning.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2017 - 12:15pm

The small trash can in the bathroom had about 2 inches of pistachio shells on its bottom and it didn't bother him so much to deduce that his girlfriend was having an affair with that Chemistry professor who incessantly ate pistachios.  What troubled him was that she would be intimate with a man who ate pistachios while using the bathroom.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2017 - 12:10pm

As he left the office and turned up the collar to his coat, she made her move, deftly sliding along the wall, unbuttoning her buttoned up thingy and coming to a standstill in a revealing position in front of his nose,

He sneezed loudly into her soft folds. Ah, he reminisced, trying to imagine what life was like before tissues became intelligent.
It all used to be so, so, so private.


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Posted: Feb 24, 2017 - 1:11pm

The IOC proudly announces two new sports to the Olympic program: 100 m relay in a bubble bath full of eels and tantra massage on slack lines without a safety net.  It turned down marathon internet arguments and hatching chickens you've already counted but will entertain any suggestions for the future.
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Posted: Feb 24, 2017 - 3:56am

they say that there are two types of people

those that want to be left alone and those who won't leave them the ƒ√¢≤ alone

i just need you pull my finger and get me a baby wipe
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Posted: Feb 23, 2017 - 11:56pm

I got bit by a dog once...maybe twice...who knows???
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