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oldviolin
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Posted: Dec 5, 2014 - 1:39pm

If you were to take the paradox of value and use it to apply the law of diminishing returns
into the matrix referred to generally as the economies of scale, then it seems to me that the
least common denominator is goose for the gander...or gravy...or something...


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Posted: Nov 30, 2014 - 12:41pm

I shall make a list.

A mighty list! A list of power and grandeur! It will contain all the tasks I must do this day.

Then I will take a nap.
NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Posted: Nov 30, 2014 - 7:25am

I would just like to say that Aardvaark is relative.
winter
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Posted: Nov 29, 2014 - 12:17pm

When death comes for the last of us, and it's "lights out" for all things, I hope that some cold stone will still carry the faint echoes of our history.
winter
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Posted: Nov 29, 2014 - 12:16pm

There is nothing quite like the taste of hot clam chowder on a cold blustery day.

That said, I'd rather eat mine from a bowl than from this young lady's navel. No offense, miss, I'm just kind of a traditionalist. 
winter
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Posted: Nov 29, 2014 - 12:15pm

You throw yourself at it, like the bullet at the wall. Or the bird at the air. You throw yourself at it, and you expect it to give, because it always has and you always will.
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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 7:03pm

I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank our sponsors. I mean...if we had any sponsors. I'd thank the hell out of 'em.
Lazy8
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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 7:01pm

Yeah, I pay attention to things going on around the neighborhood, but it's not like I have a camera hidden in the shrubs pointed at your windows!

OK, it is. It is like that. But it's pretty low-res, and there's a lot of lens flare and stuff.
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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 6:54pm


Oh lord, should you exist, please do what you were going to do anyway.

Because what you want is all that matters. Just please consider my pathetic request, which you already knew about seeing as you're omniscient and everything so you really didn't need to be asked. But I'm asking anyway, hoping you'll take pity and reverse course if that conflicts with what I want, which would make you wrong in the first instance—which I didn't mean to imply! Please don't smite me!

Unless you were already going to. Amen.
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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:53pm

I started a religion once. But no one wanted to be a sinner, so I couldn't forgive anyone. Which is why they are all in hell now, all of them, even babies.
winter
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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:52pm

Judging from the fact that you tried to seduce me after the parking test, I'm guessing it was your girlfriend that taught you parallel parking. This is why we don't date the Pavlov women, son.
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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:50pm

"Losing gracefully" isn't something you learn. It's like tripping and looking like you totally meant to throw yourself to the ground on top of the cherry pie you were carrying - either it happens or it doesn't.
winter
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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:49pm

I'd like to say I taught her how to do that, but honestly it was more of a group effort: me, her mother, the vicar, her school's vice-principal, several art teachers, her friends in the marching band, her other friends in the marching US history class, her frenemies in the marching power-walkers' club, the curator of the Guggenheim museum in Bilbao, Grover Cleveland's ghost, Bob Dylan's luthier's boyfriend's caterer's pet rock, and the color aquamarine.
winter
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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:46pm

Sometimes spiders have feelings, too.
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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:46pm

The best part about Thanksgiving isn't family, or turkey with stuffing and gravy, or pumpkin pie slathered in whipped cream. It's the annual "shout at the f*cking radio for not playing the songs we want after four or five shots of bourbon" marathon, followed by the part where you try to hit on your cousin's new fiancee and then walk home in the snow having an argument with yourself about how much egg nog is too much when you're lactose-intolerant the other 364 days of the year. 

Because, you know, tradition. 
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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:53pm

only 236,028 to go 
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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:32pm

The first bite of the magic mushroom was like a birthday cake married a holiday pie and cavorted nude in a sea of caramel in Bobby's mouth. It was the most wonderful thing he had ever tasted in his whole life, and years later he would look back fondly on it as every other dessert paled in comparison.

The second bite of the magic mushroom made him feel a warm, benevolent one-ness with the whole of infinity. He was not just loving and loved, he was love itself in all its many-splendored forms and expressions. He could not imagine such happiness, such profound marrow-deep joy and peace. And as much as he came to love his wife and children, and cherish every instant he spent with them, he always felt a little guilty that he found these experiences slightly pallid when when remembering that second bite.

The third bite of the magic mushroom opened him up to a world of incredible wonders: singing colors, lushly textured scents, sounds that could be read and rearranged in endless configurations of meaning and beauty. He wept hot resonant tears as he rose up out of his body into a universe of limitless indescribable sensation.

By the fourth bite of the magic mushroom, Bobby was getting pretty full. And he was late for trombone practice, so he wrapped it in a Big Mac wrapper and tossed it in the back of his car.

When he came back from practice it was gone, along with his car. There was a scattering of foot-long feathers in the exact same red as his beat-up old Escort, and a strange hieroglyphic burned into the parking space that reminded him of a deep truth he'd once known intimately but now looked at sadly from across a crowded room in awkward silence.


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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:24pm

Never ever buy a used sleeping bag from a guy nicknamed "Weepy", "Flaky", or "Stankfist".
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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:22pm

They say in music that you never leave an audience hanging on an unresolved chord. Which is why my band will build proper gallows.
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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:22pm

If I rubbed an old oil lamp, and out popped a djinn with all the mystic powers of the universe at his command, and this djinn placed himself fully at my service for three wishes, my first wish would be to go back in time and get a better job. Maybe old-oil-lamp-rubbing management or something. You know, improve my lot in life.
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