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NoEnzLefttoSplit
Being Norwegian is over-rated.
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Posted: Mar 22, 2015 - 6:32am

Moving forward, we see a sea change sweeping through the market as the climate brightens, and, standing on the shoulders of giants as we are, - giants with a lot of earwax and halitosis as it turns out, we are confident we will reach our targets comfortably by the first quarter, whereupon I suggest we walk the rest of the way.
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Posted: Mar 15, 2015 - 9:07am


You can break perception with an exposé, but you can't tuna fish with a microphone...
You can fill a perspective with a kaleidoscope, but you can't drive a tractor with a shotgun...
You can wipe a context with a roll of Charmin, but you can't squeeze a drop of water from a pitchfork...
You can tie a knot in a spool of string cheese, but you can't build a tree house with a blow torch...
You can lead a river horse to stardust, but you can't bum a hippo lighter from a Traffic Cop.
You can shoot a buffalo with a potato cannon, but you can't eat a steak with a billiard ball...
even if you eight with magic...

 




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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 7:03pm

There's no point in discussing it—I'm a grown woman and I'm getting my aorta pierced. If you don't like it you can just cancel my policy.
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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 6:56pm

Is there any gluten in this? Because my car needs diesel.
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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 6:54pm

Concrete on rye, side of mirth. Guy's in a hurry so forget I said anything.
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Being Norwegian is over-rated.
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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 12:47pm

man, served this dude today. He made up this entire universe out of a dill pickle. Kind of awesome actually. 
I mean, most people just turn up in shades of grey, Order a hot dog and go. But this dude, he brings a whole world of association with him.
Makes me think. Then I eat another dill pickle. And think some more.


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Posted: Mar 13, 2015 - 12:26pm

"Hello?...Hello, Willie's Crack Your Own Crab Shack?, Yeah well, I'd like to place a take-out order. Okay. Right...I'd just like a large King Salad Samwich with a side of Sandy Philosi Fleas with extra special barnacle sauce. Seaweed extract with a Kelp Bulb Smoothie to drink. And hey, will you throw in a Oil Drill Pickle? You will? Because why? I mean, are you asking me, what?....what?   WHAT???!!! It's free because I'm your seventeenth salty customer of the day?! WOW!!! Thanks for giving me the Willie's! "
Proclivities
Nothing is fool-proof to a moderately proficient fool.
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Posted: Mar 12, 2015 - 9:41am

"I'm not so sure I want the Reverend to conduct my wedding ceremony; I mean, verily, Goody Putnam said she saw him flying around the other night."
"Well, if he can really fly, at least you know he shan't be late to the proceedings."
"There is that, I guess..." 
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Being Norwegian is over-rated.
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Posted: Mar 10, 2015 - 6:36am

Welcome to the shores of democracy!  Here's a starter pack to get you acquainted: earplugs, an eye mask and duct tape - no I've got no time to explain.. have fun, see you around!
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Posted: Mar 9, 2015 - 9:40am

Himalayan rock salt and flakes of processed corn pone. It's not just for breakfast anymore...
ScottN
"Thought for today" has been postponed until tomorrow.
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Location: An inch above the K/T boundary. But smth near fracking still has appeal.
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Posted: Mar 9, 2015 - 8:55am

Climb every mountain?  I am on number twelve and already have a nasty carbuncle on my left foot..


Lazy8
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Posted: Mar 9, 2015 - 8:49am

Life is like a tiled bathroom floor in January. I forget why.
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Posted: Mar 9, 2015 - 8:39am

I priced a new lease on life but the monthly payments were way more than my mortgage. Next time I get a life I'm paying cash.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
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Posted: Mar 5, 2015 - 5:46am

Let's imagine ... no, on second thought, let's not. Let's design.
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Posted: Mar 4, 2015 - 12:23pm

I deny these charges categorically, metaphorically, algorithmically. Also I want my lawyer and a sitter for this afternoon.
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Posted: Feb 28, 2015 - 9:37pm

If True Grit were just a movie then anyone could get their John Wayne in a sling...


Lazy8
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Posted: Feb 28, 2015 - 5:54pm

If tequila were a bicycle then ow.
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Posted: Feb 28, 2015 - 5:48pm

Away with your spitshine, bootblack! I shall wear no more the laceless slippers of the modern dandy, but the manly sandals that trod the roads to Rome. They show off my pedi.
winter
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Location: in exile, as always
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Posted: Feb 27, 2015 - 7:21pm

It's a shame about that didgeridoo. But that can happen. No matter how many precautions the shippers take, occasionally stuff makes it through unscathed.
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