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Posted: Sep 4, 2017 - 1:51am

The next story is even shorter, because it contains an actual elephant in the room. He didn't speak.
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:24pm

God bless rock and roll, Billy Dee Williams, and spare corn dog sticks.
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:23pm

Altoids tins are an essential for your bugout bag. They don't keep a lot of bugs out, except for those repelled by some kind of mints, but they are great for storing stuff like small screws, tiny nails, and old coin shavings.
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:22pm

You know what's better than a rainbow of nudes? If you say "two rainbows of nudes", I will absolutely punch you in your relative neck.

The correct answer is "a hailstorm of nudes". 
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:21pm

I'd like to learn to play the piano a little better, to be honest. I feel like I've explored all the possibilities of arrhythmically licking the middle C key.
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:19pm

The only excuse for voting that way is some kind of brain tumor. We use ballots, not "clam leather".
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:18pm

I hired several goons and a couple thugs to beat him up for making a pass at my wife. Each of them made passes at my wife, too, so now I understand just how Austrian economics works.
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:17pm

Who's on second now because the coach told him to steal on a full count and forgot to clue him in that we were playing soccer.
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:16pm

oh starry gates of wisdom, 
celestial, divine, and foreshortened, open
before me as the kestrel opens the sky between her wings!
let all thoughts of trade and base merchantry slip from me
as I rise into the vault of your sublime peach-scented and protean
charity, as I rise into the vault of your ancient ways made pine-fresh,
as I rise at last to a realm where star-sheen and smiles are the price
of every sustenance. 
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:13pm

The best way to protect yourself from all adversity is to imagine that everyone around you is a wolf, but from a different pack, and that most of them can't find party hats that fit.
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:12pm

Send in the clowns! And the mayonnaise! No ska-jazz fusion though, I'm on a juice cleanse.
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Posted: Sep 3, 2017 - 9:11pm

I'm not wary. I'm just differently incautious.
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Posted: Aug 31, 2017 - 1:49pm

If that's the pigeon, I'd hate to see the ostrich.
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Posted: Aug 31, 2017 - 1:20pm

People say we should worry about artificial intelligence, but which part? The artificial or the intelligence? 
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Posted: Aug 31, 2017 - 1:16pm

Now let's discuss salience, in a strictly non-salient kind of way.

Precisely. 


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Posted: Aug 31, 2017 - 1:13pm

Nuns of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your habits.. .

uff.. ok, I'll dig my own grave. 
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Posted: Aug 24, 2017 - 12:27pm

HEY I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! A Mayonnaise gun..A double barrel 100 gauge blaster! Some guy breaks in line in front of you or gets in your face because he don't like your brand of bolagna? KABLOOEY!!! Man that would be awesome. People would flock like crows, white bread brandished, ham and cheese sliced and ready to go.Miracle Whip won't work because somebody could get hurt on that stuff.
 Bad guy down, laughs all around...
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Posted: Aug 24, 2017 - 7:43am

lololullaby
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Posted: Aug 23, 2017 - 5:50pm

Fido wrote:
Oh, I've got keen senses alright. Sense enough to not get caught up in your shallow-praise-as-reward bullshit. Give me some bacon and I'll pretend to love you. 

PS you have cancer. 


 
Spot wrote:

OK, whatever Fido. Sheesh a guy takes a couple of psych classes and he parks his nose in a malignant attitude. Hey pal, we're not all that needy, ok? When the canine community needs your behavioral therapy we'll scrape it off our...uuh...shoe?
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Posted: Aug 23, 2017 - 4:15pm

 Lazy8 wrote:
Who's a good dog? Who's a good dog?

What, don't you know either? You're supposed to have such keen senses and stuff!

 
 Fido wrote:
Oh, I've got keen senses alright. Sense enough to not get caught up in your shallow-praise-as-reward bullshit. Give me some bacon and I'll pretend to love you. 

PS you have cancer.
  
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