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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:53pm

only 236,028 to go 
winter
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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:32pm

The first bite of the magic mushroom was like a birthday cake married a holiday pie and cavorted nude in a sea of caramel in Bobby's mouth. It was the most wonderful thing he had ever tasted in his whole life, and years later he would look back fondly on it as every other dessert paled in comparison.

The second bite of the magic mushroom made him feel a warm, benevolent one-ness with the whole of infinity. He was not just loving and loved, he was love itself in all its many-splendored forms and expressions. He could not imagine such happiness, such profound marrow-deep joy and peace. And as much as he came to love his wife and children, and cherish every instant he spent with them, he always felt a little guilty that he found these experiences slightly pallid when when remembering that second bite.

The third bite of the magic mushroom opened him up to a world of incredible wonders: singing colors, lushly textured scents, sounds that could be read and rearranged in endless configurations of meaning and beauty. He wept hot resonant tears as he rose up out of his body into a universe of limitless indescribable sensation.

By the fourth bite of the magic mushroom, Bobby was getting pretty full. And he was late for trombone practice, so he wrapped it in a Big Mac wrapper and tossed it in the back of his car.

When he came back from practice it was gone, along with his car. There was a scattering of foot-long feathers in the exact same red as his beat-up old Escort, and a strange hieroglyphic burned into the parking space that reminded him of a deep truth he'd once known intimately but now looked at sadly from across a crowded room in awkward silence.


winter
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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:24pm

Never ever buy a used sleeping bag from a guy nicknamed "Weepy", "Flaky", or "Stankfist".
winter
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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:22pm

They say in music that you never leave an audience hanging on an unresolved chord. Which is why my band will build proper gallows.
winter
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Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:22pm

If I rubbed an old oil lamp, and out popped a djinn with all the mystic powers of the universe at his command, and this djinn placed himself fully at my service for three wishes, my first wish would be to go back in time and get a better job. Maybe old-oil-lamp-rubbing management or something. You know, improve my lot in life.
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Posted: Nov 14, 2014 - 7:03am

Ain't nobody wanna hear that!" she exclaimed. " Here's a clue for you; if it ain't a cartoon the kids in the room will fall asleep; and the adults? Well...not to complicate matters, but it all boils down to one very simple premise these days...the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane. Now, what aeronautics has to do with it I never could figure out, but you get my drift don't ya? Pitch and roll, ya'll! Ok, quiet now. Jeopardy is on..."


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Posted: Nov 13, 2014 - 9:46pm

Insecure pathetic loser seeks validation. Must be...well, any kind of validation really. Or just gentle rejection.
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Posted: Nov 11, 2014 - 11:55pm

 Lazy8 wrote:
I was sitting there in a hot tub full of beautiful women and impure thoughts, a fifth of Wild Turkey and a gram and a half of Peruvian coke passing around, when it occurred to me that there must be more to life than the selfish pursuit of hedonistic pleasure.

Turns out there isn't tho.

 
get a wife and live in real life play boy


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Posted: Nov 11, 2014 - 10:22pm

I was sitting there in a hot tub full of beautiful women and impure thoughts, a fifth of Wild Turkey and a gram and a half of Peruvian coke passing around, when it occurred to me that there must be more to life than the selfish pursuit of hedonistic pleasure.

Turns out there isn't tho.
kurtster
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Zodiac: Libra
Chinese Yr: Dragon


Posted: Nov 11, 2014 - 8:56pm

At first it was a simple longing.  Then he pined for it.  This unrequited obsession then caused him to opine on it.  Seeing no way out, he skulked to the corner store and wondered aimlessly for several hours, eating his way through the store.  Meanwhile, he had come to the attention of the store manager who eventually caught up with him by the cleaning supplies.

Its been several years since that evening.  He now just sits and stares out the window of his room at the institution and says, clean up in aisle six, over and over again.
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Posted: Nov 11, 2014 - 5:46pm

A gracious home, an attractive surgically-enhanced family, and a successful antique shop specializing in Victorian occult memorabilia. It seemed a perfectly ordinary veterinary practice...until the 1968 discovery in an Argentine safe deposit box of Hermann Göring's schpongel.


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Posted: Nov 6, 2014 - 2:45pm

What should you know about me? Well, I'm a memesmith. I create internet memes.

That One Weird Trick meme on Facebook? I invented that. Yeah they totally stole that from me. And the Weight Loss Secret They Don't Want You To Know? I did some of the early memeshaping on that one. It stated out as Mom Lost 40 lbs And Then THIS Happened. They kinda went a different way with it. No hard feelings, I just think mine would have had better resonance.

So you wanna come back to my room? I know this one weird trick... 
Proclivities
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Zodiac: Aries
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Nov 6, 2014 - 6:11am

Why?  Because any mime alongside Dick Cheney teaches ancient Chinese secrets to a chimney-sweep at odds with Conway Twitty.


NoEnzLefttoSplit
I wanna be Norwegian
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Zodiac: Taurus
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Nov 6, 2014 - 4:29am

Now, the whole point to language is to draft meaning out of the void, like drawing beer from an empty barrel, your lips frozen to the tap in sheer desperation that there, in fact may be no more beer in there. Then again, that might not be the point at all and you switch to wine, or tea. Tea is pretty good. And way cheaper.


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Posted: Nov 5, 2014 - 9:53pm

If there's one thing I can't stand it's hypocrisy. If there are two things; a litterbug with an ecology complex gives me the ruins. If there are three, count'em, three things; then the worst has to be the first two plus clueless redundancy divided by an Anton Chigurh haircut.
winter
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Posted: Nov 5, 2014 - 6:22pm

The thing I wonder is, why didn't Paul Bunyan just climb Olympus and become the god of waffles and coat hooks? That would have made more sense.
winter
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Posted: Nov 5, 2014 - 6:21pm

The memories come to me in waves, like wine sloshing in a bathtub on a fighter jet. I try to resist but their pull goes beyond irresistible into Platonic realms of pure mathematical certainty. I let them carry me reluctantly down into the past, down into the past, down into the place where the present takes root and the future is barely a seed.
winter
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Posted: Nov 4, 2014 - 6:40pm

Who's a handsome little slime mold? Who's a handsome little slime mold? You are! That's right, you are!
winter
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Posted: Nov 4, 2014 - 6:40pm

Invest now and get this free gift, which is a laminated certificate entitling the bearer to one free (retroactive) lamination.
winter
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Posted: Nov 4, 2014 - 6:39pm

Moves like Jagger? No, but I do have Keith Richards' lips. He sold them on eBay last year for a truckload of plastic sporks and Bob Saget's home address.
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