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Steely_D
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Posted: Jul 25, 2016 - 6:39pm


oldviolin
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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Leo


Posted: Jul 25, 2016 - 6:16pm

loot and tool. any questions?
Lazy8
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Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 25, 2016 - 6:08pm

Between dot-com billionaires and ordinary mad scientist supervillains the market for habitable volcanoes has tightened considerably. The really desirable locations are all taken; that leaves only some undersea vents and the occasional warm spring under 50 gallons per hour. Really no place to throw a virgin sacrifice.

And don't get me started on the virgins. Nothing but chubby guys who spend a lot of time playing online World of Warcraft and arguing on the internet.
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Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 25, 2016 - 6:02pm

Show me where in the Bible it says that I can't have a scoop of Peppermint on top of Butter Brickle!

Oh, right. Galatians. I missed that on the quiz too.
Lazy8
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Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 25, 2016 - 6:00pm

Don't gimme no lip! I hate lip.

Gimme cheek.
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Posted: Jul 25, 2016 - 5:52pm

Someday the sun will become a huge rampaging fireball that expands beyond the orbit of the earth, turning even the rocks and seas into charged plasma hurtling away with the solar wind or joining the fusion within to forge the elements that will cool the star and shrink it to a tiny, angry red ball in the night. Every trace of you and everyone who ever tread the planet will be but the dimming of a distant pinpoint in the night sky.

So no, I won't be buying the extended warranty.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2016 - 6:10pm

A lie can travel half way around the world before the truth can even get out of bed and like it on Facebook...


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Posted: Jul 24, 2016 - 5:02pm

So what I'm dying to know here is; instant information- right wrong true untrue half true half sorta half peanut butter jelly half pepper jelly prickle...good or bad thing?


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Posted: Jul 23, 2016 - 10:06pm

Life is like the lemonade at a five year old's lemonade stand: sometimes it has spiders in it.
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Posted: Jul 23, 2016 - 10:05pm


You feed one multitude with loaves and fishes and guess what everybody thinks you want for your birthday dinner ever after? For once I'd just like to order the prime rib, maybe get some humus and flatbread.

And ordering water with dinner and expecting me to change it? So over that.
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Posted: Jul 23, 2016 - 9:58pm

Belgian endive always reminds me of the first time I killed someone with a garrotte.
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Posted: Jul 3, 2016 - 6:27pm

Humans remain or human remains. We just want to know. The Keeper awaits, restless in repose; time in limbo.


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Posted: Jul 2, 2016 - 9:26am

It lacks the pathos of Brestwick's Common Ailments of the Horse or the erotic charge of Ellenswood's HO Scale Reconstructions of the Surrey & Westfold Narrow-Guage Branch, but it should become a valuable resource for counseling of secondary school students and unemployed coal miners.
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Posted: Jul 2, 2016 - 9:20am

This joke is so old! You wanna know how old this joke is? This joke is starting to evolve into sentience. This joke is self-aware.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2016 - 3:50pm

In heaven you can watch cartoons all day and have a magic bowl that refills with Captain Crunch when it empties. Just don't tip it over and leave, because then you'll never find the remote under all that.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2016 - 3:49pm

Cancel my subscription immediately! If I'm not subscribed, find out whose subscription I was reading and cancel that.
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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 11:49am

Untouchable perfect porcelain skin
contains dark secrets locked within
and universes that have been
obscured from sight of mortal men

Beyond the external naughtier bits
The low-cut gowns that flash your tits
The paparazzi never gets
Let's see how your condroizal process fits
I want your x-rays
ScottFromWyoming
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Zodiac: Pisces
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 10:32am

 Lazy8 wrote:
Jesus, take the wheel!

Buddha, you get the clutch and turn signals. Yahweh, handle the brakes. Zeus, you get the gas pedal. I'll get the beer.

While I'm in the cooler anybody want anything?

 
Jesus: A sandwich
Buddha: Sounds good
Zeus: a Squid
Yahweh: WTF
Cthulhu: I'm right here I can hear you. 


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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 9:59am

Jesus, take the wheel!

Buddha, you get the clutch and turn signals. Yahweh, handle the brakes. Zeus, you get the gas pedal. I'll get the beer.

While I'm in the cooler anybody want anything?
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