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Posted: Jan 5, 2017 - 10:18am

I tried a blind trust but I didn't think it fit with my bible-centered values. I finally settled on an eye-for-an-eye trust, where every time the trust sells a stock for a gain it has to pull a tooth out of a blind guy.

We haven't settled on a way to report the teeth; are they capital gains? Are baby teeth like a short on tooth futures? We seem to be on the frontiers of tax law here.
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Posted: Jan 4, 2017 - 1:37pm

Dawn broke like an expensive porcelain figurine. The sun spread its rays over the land like mayonnaise over a hot dog bun, cool and greasy between the fingers. There was no more hiding behind the curtain of darkness, no refuge under the skirts of Mother Night (who hadn't shaved her legs in some time and chafed like a sordid memory against the soul) and it was time to face the consequences of being seen emerging from those skirts. The longer delayed, the brighter the day one emerged into, guilty and blinking like a Baptist minister leaving a porn theater.

Metaphors stacked like Legos. It was going to be a long day.
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Posted: Dec 23, 2016 - 11:00pm

The ice cube cracked like a bullet to the brain.
Elixir straight to the pain.
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Being Norwegian is over-rated.
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Posted: Dec 22, 2016 - 12:45am

Worms against Astroturf! 
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Posted: Dec 21, 2016 - 10:03pm

"Taking the gloves off" is a boxing metaphor—it just doesn't translate well to baseball. Also we wear a hat.

And pants.
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Posted: Dec 21, 2016 - 9:33pm

My pen is mightier than your sword! Look!
Ok, so it isn't.
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Posted: Dec 21, 2016 - 3:13pm

I'm afraid I'm going to have to demote you. You are no longer Captain Obvious, you are now First Lieutenant Obvious. Report to the meming shed.
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Posted: Dec 18, 2016 - 4:42pm

How about a wink and a nod? I'll bet no one ever thought of that angle. WOOP!
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Posted: Dec 18, 2016 - 2:52am

I recently joined a time-traveling club. We're having a meeting yesterday.

It went well. 
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Posted: Dec 3, 2016 - 7:16pm

I told her I was pro-multiple-choice and she gave me a fill-in-the-blank stare.
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Posted: Dec 2, 2016 - 1:35am

I work for the defence industry. So shoot me.
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Posted: Dec 1, 2016 - 1:43pm

No, you're thinking of Operation Spurious Crusade. This is the one where we sneak in, change all their lightbulbs back to incandescents, and wait for the power bill to bankrupt them.
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Posted: Dec 1, 2016 - 8:07am

When the net results are tabulated and the true hearts desire of mankind are brought to bear on the future, then we'll see who lives and who dies; who rises and who falls; who gets the last fancy donut...


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Posted: Dec 1, 2016 - 7:16am

I don't want to be a star! I'd be happy to be a rock planetesimal.


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Posted: Nov 29, 2016 - 12:44pm

 Lazy8 wrote:
Does your religion require you to go door to door? Mine does.

No, you misunderstand me—my religion requires that you go door to door. Also you need to wear this hood and chant something, I forget what.

 

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Posted: Nov 29, 2016 - 12:29pm

Ladies and gentlemen, 

to reduce carbon emissions, the suburban train will no longer be stopping at any intermediary stations until it reaches its terminal 60 km on the wrong side of town.

Thank-you for your understanding. 
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Posted: Nov 29, 2016 - 12:24pm

I've got it! We manufacture flags. Any flags. All the flags; hell, lets include banners, bandanas and used handkerchiefs too; and we use them as fuel for power plants. Instead of "Drill Baby Drill'! the mantra becomes 'Furl Baby Furl'! And hey, it also has internet applications. Bonus! Just the genius of me catches me off guard lately...or something


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Posted: Nov 18, 2016 - 8:11am

Does your religion require you to go door to door? Mine does.

No, you misunderstand me—my religion requires that you go door to door. Also you need to wear this hood and chant something, I forget what.
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Posted: Nov 18, 2016 - 8:00am

Don't stake me to an anthill and tell me I'm ticklish. I know I'm ticklish. Maybe stuff me into a termite mound, that's always good for a new insight.
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Posted: Nov 18, 2016 - 6:23am

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
Did you know that bacteria in your body outnumber your own cells by... no, I wasn't talking to you. Are there any Daddy or Mummy cells at home?

 

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