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Location: on the Acela between BOS and NYC
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Posted: Jul 13, 2014 - 5:31am

 Lazy8 wrote:
OK, I give up. What would Jesus order on his pizza?
 
Not sure.  Loaves and fishes?
Proclivities
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Aries
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Jul 11, 2014 - 7:05am

"...but what if it's not 'just a squirrel or something' — then what?"


Proclivities
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Aries
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Jul 8, 2014 - 10:47am

"My family was out to dinner at a steakhouse. My dad always orders thousand island dressing for his salad, but today he asked if he could borrow some of my sister's ranch. She said, "Okay - wait, ew, are you going to mix them? Gross!" Just as a waiter approached our table, my dad shouted, 'Yes! THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH CROSS-DRESSING.'" 
kurtster
ignore the kitteh behind the kurtain
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Location: counting flowers on the wall ...
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Zodiac: Libra
Chinese Yr: Dragon


Posted: Jul 1, 2014 - 5:11pm

 oldviolin wrote:
OK then! So, Happy Quaalude Day!  I mean, 4 20? What's up with that? Get your 7 14 on and numb your way to the front of the line I say! Mix in a shot of your favorite dessert and ask somebody tomorrow if you had a good time.
anyway, you had to be there...

 
Ludes ?  They were pretty fun.  But Soapers were more fun.

Orange AS yee haw howdy ! 

But my man Quaalude was the best ... !

 
oldviolin
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Posted: Jul 1, 2014 - 8:46am

OK then! So, Happy Quaalude Day!  I mean, 4 20? What's up with that? Get your 7 14 on and numb your way to the front of the line I say! Mix in a shot of your favorite dessert and ask somebody tomorrow if you had a good time.
anyway, you had to be there...
kurtster
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Location: counting flowers on the wall ...
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Zodiac: Libra
Chinese Yr: Dragon


Posted: Jun 29, 2014 - 12:55pm

Why yes ... yes we do have plenty of them.  We have so many of them in fact, we don't know what to do with them all,  We have all the colors, except that one.

But order fast.  Supplies are limited.  Don't miss out.

Special offer to residents of Sector R.  If you pay us in cash, we'll cover the sales tax !


Proclivities
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Gender: Male
Zodiac: Aries
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Jun 25, 2014 - 4:20am

"That tattoo on your shoulder," she chimed in her melodic, Midlands accent, "is it a portrait of someone?"
"Well," he muttered while staring at his feet, "it was originally a portrait of Nietzsche."
"It doesn't really resemble him, does it?"
"No, I guess not."  He mumbled.  "I had it modified to be someone else; can't you tell who?"
"I'm afraid not - who is it now?"
"You really can't tell?"  He smirked while looking up and raising his eyebrows.  "It's Lucille Ball."
"Ahhh..." 


oldviolin
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Posted: Jun 23, 2014 - 4:35pm

When all is said and done, it was the jelly beans that augmented the survival of the fittest, and not the jelly bean counters...


Lazy8
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Posted: Jun 23, 2014 - 4:01pm

OK, I give up. What would Jesus order on his pizza?
NoEnzLefttoSplit
pink beetle, yo
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Posted: May 24, 2014 - 4:12am

Actually history was going pretty well until they put in the punctuation. 
Lazy8
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Posted: May 23, 2014 - 9:41pm

I checked my privilege. It says it's fine and thanks you for your concern.
FourFortyEight

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Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Dog


Posted: May 19, 2014 - 10:26am

 Lazy8 wrote:
The violist entered. "Is it ready?"

"Yes," replied the shopkeeper.

"You despise me, don't you?"

"Yes. What you do to Brahms...terrible!"

"But you take my money anyway!"

"Someday you will die, and this instrument will pass to a worthy owner."

The violist picked the instrument up, examined it gingerly, then swung it down on the counter by the neck. It shattered into splinters.

""You still owe me 60 shillings."

"...and I need a new viola."

"Fresh out."

"Will it be ready by Tuesday?"

"For a customer like you, of course!"

"See you next week."

 
Viola  <—— Viola.

winter
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Posted: May 17, 2014 - 11:47am

This castle is based on one built for Ludwig of Bavaria. It has walls of Georgia limestone, floors of Italian marble, and over sixteen thousand pounds of gold trim. It is also entirely imaginary, but your tour fees are very real and I am only here long enough to make sure we get all the money before a helicopter - yes, that one, sir, please be careful of the rotor wash and hand me the rope ladder, thank you - comes to take me to a new and better life in Costa Rica.
winter
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Location: in exile, as always
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Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: May 17, 2014 - 11:43am

Remember that time when a judge ordered you to forget everything you'd ever learned? I was just wondering how you did that.
winter
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Posted: May 17, 2014 - 11:42am

I wish I had a boxcar full of boxcar wheels. Then I would sell them and buy a boxcar for all my boxcar wheel sales moneys.
winter
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Posted: May 17, 2014 - 11:41am

Show me on this doll where the bad teacher gave you bad luck and wrecked your gambling career.
winter
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Posted: May 17, 2014 - 11:39am

Hear ye, hear ye!

The winner of the Employee of the Month award is Evan from the file room. He has improved filing accuracy by 17% over the last year, and he did not miss a day of work even when a rogue government agent waterboarded him for fourteen straight hours because he went to high school with a man who had the same name as a terrorist suspected of sabotaging the President's cousin's bicycle.

Unfortunately Evan could not be with us today - his water-cooler-filling duties have triggered an extreme case of PTSD, and he has not come out from behind the walls of his file-cabinet fort for six days now. We wish him the best. 
Lazy8
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Posted: Apr 24, 2014 - 8:21pm

The violist entered. "Is it ready?"

"Yes," replied the shopkeeper.

"You despise me, don't you?"

"Yes. What you do to Brahms...terrible!"

"But you take my money anyway!"

"Someday you will die, and this instrument will pass to a worthy owner."

The violist picked the instrument up, examined it gingerly, then swung it down on the counter by the neck. It shattered into splinters.

""You still owe me 60 shillings."

"...and I need a new viola."

"Fresh out."

"Will it be ready by Tuesday?"

"For a customer like you, of course!"

"See you next week."
oldviolin
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 10:17pm

...Then; there was this one time...


winter
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:17pm

At no time should you ever offer to seduce a yellowjacket. It's less fun than it sounds.
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