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Posted: Feb 15, 2017 - 3:58am

 Lazy8 wrote:
So these two Baptist ministers walk into a bar. Except one was Episcopalian, I forget which. The one on the right I guess. So they go to the bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" except it's a massage parlor and it's the old lady who runs the place and anyway it's closed. So they say they just want to play pool and they ask for the cue ball 'cuz that costs a quarter but she says we don't have a pool table, that's a chess board and it's out in the parking lot and remember we're closed? Get lost. So they both get DUIs and they have to go to jail except it's just the DMV office and the line is like out onto the sidewalk and there's the bartender from earlier and then I woke up. How about you?

 
I know what you mean,  I hate it when that happens


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Posted: Feb 14, 2017 - 11:38pm

Did you know the difference between chaos and harmony is just five letters arranged in a particular order out of 26 possible letters, correction, 24 possible letters because we've already taken out two?


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Posted: Feb 14, 2017 - 8:31pm

So these two Baptist ministers walk into a bar. Except one was Episcopalian, I forget which. The one on the right I guess. So they go to the bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" except it's a massage parlor and it's the old lady who runs the place and anyway it's closed. So they say they just want to play pool and they ask for the cue ball 'cuz that costs a quarter but she says we don't have a pool table, that's a chess board and it's out in the parking lot and remember we're closed? Get lost. So they both get DUIs and they have to go to jail except it's just the DMV office and the line is like out onto the sidewalk and there's the bartender from earlier and then I woke up. How about you?
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Posted: Feb 13, 2017 - 4:23pm

dot dot dot
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Posted: Feb 13, 2017 - 4:21pm

If you was to take the dialect out of the colloquialism and replace it with a sheen-like sense of vernacular would it make a fine or a frogs hair...just wondering...


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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:37pm

God has a role for you to play: Brenda, a shy but passionate store clerk who dreams of finishing her AS degree in Dental Hygienics while working in a wholesale electrical sales office until fate deals her an unexpected blow in the form of an eviction notice as her apartment building is condemned for building code violations. It's a light comedy ensemble thing. Pays scale. Audition is at 10 sharp, see Mr. Greene.
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:20pm

Science has spoken! But like anyone that old it's mostly just reminiscences about how it was harder back in its day.
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:19pm

Try this as a conversation starter: "What's the sickest you've ever been from convenience store food?"
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:18pm

Right, we're going to form a new political party called the Bouvet Island Liberation Movement. Membership is via our new "We are all just penguins" App. Our manifesto is that we have no manifesto. We will put out policy questions to our members who will return their votes and we will religiously obey the instructions we receive in real time. Never has democracy been more democratic.

This political message was brought to you by  "Sealion".
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:02pm

I had to close my Etsy store.

The idea was just ahead of it's time, that's all—someday everyone will be too busy to make their own and will get their snowmen online. They just won't be artisinal or gluten-free, and they'll probably come from China or something.
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 10:00pm

I had a long list of character witnesses but they were all from the Sunday comics.
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Posted: Feb 11, 2017 - 3:36pm

What already? You throw some words up on the wall and the ones that stick just spray with bleach and the rest with WD 40 or Liquid Wrench or Stuck Nut...whatever...That's how I heard the pros do it anyhow...

Just spray the pros with Black Flag roach killer...
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Posted: Feb 10, 2017 - 6:04pm

Well it's Friday night again at the humble abode shared by our extra terrestrial friends Klaxon and Bizwick. They're settling in for a little vigorious tête-à-tête and random Mystery Science Theater 3000 clips, a curious earth projection picked up on their home ham radio. Seriously, it's a ham hock with an antenna and some greasy knobs and back lit dial like the ones they saw at the Furious Flyer Flea Market and Funeral Farm...

Ok, I did it with this one already. Even I can't follow that crap with anything vaguely useful...LOL

Anyhow, set your dial timer and razor beam indicator to some time near and far for another attempt at dissuasive cosmic prognostication in some galaxy heretofore unmentionable in linear space and time...LOL...


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Posted: Feb 10, 2017 - 3:52am

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
My Dad once took the charge of a rogue bill and landed the weasly fish flat on its back door to the parking lot of good times bad hair day. 

 
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Posted: Feb 9, 2017 - 8:27pm

My Dad once took the charge of a rogue bill and landed the weasly fish flat on its back door to the parking lot of good times bad hair day. 


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Posted: Feb 9, 2017 - 8:15am

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To revel too soon is to reveal too late. It's in all the pirate stories about peg legs and wormy biscuits and black spots...

 
keep searching for the treasure map and your time to revel will arrive.
 
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Posted: Feb 9, 2017 - 8:11am

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why wait until Fri nite, revel in it now

 
To revel too soon is to reveal too late. It's in all the pirate stories about peg legs and wormy biscuits and black spots...


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Posted: Feb 9, 2017 - 8:08am

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Revel or reveal...I just can't decide...

 
why wait until Fri nite, revel in it now
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Posted: Feb 9, 2017 - 8:05am

Revel or reveal...I just can't decide...
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Posted: Jan 18, 2017 - 9:12pm

As we check in on our Alienese friends Klaxon (he of the hi jinx) and Bizwick (also high but never on Sunday) we find them hard at work at the power station:

"Hey Biz, you sure seem to be sleeping a lot lately."
"Yeah Klax, I feel drained and sad these days."

"Sorry pal. I hope your ship comes in soon."
"Thanks Klax, you're the best friend money can't buy."

"Oh hey Bizwick, did you hear that new Earth song about head lice? It's a riot."
"Yeah I heard it. Seems school let out early and the kids just stood around and stared..."

"Yeah, well it makes my brain itch, I tell ya!"
"At least there's that I guess. I'm going back to sleep. Wake me when the stars go out."



...Crispy, like wax.You can't make this stuff up, folks-


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