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Posted: Jul 25, 2015 - 6:13am

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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 6:11pm

If I had a hot tub full of hotties, I'd probably order in some cheesesteaks and a couple bottles of Coke. What the hell, you only live once.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 6:10pm

Among other things, Athanasius Kircher is famous for discovering lemons, centipedes, wetness, and the address of the Patent Office.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 6:09pm

I wish I had earrings like that. Or ears, for that matter. I'd give my third upper left tentacle for ears.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 6:08pm

St. Illyrius of Sur-la-Mer and Chesteronpeakeness-in-the-Valley was a simple man. He wore clothes made from grass and leaves, and he ate only the insects he found dead near the ditch he called home. He cherished a good sneeze, especially one he'd made himself, and he loved all God's creatures equally. But he would not abide usurers, and was well known for his sermons against "the Wickedness of Demanding More than Ye hast Given". These sermons could last for as much as four days, and were often attended by masses of gnats, stinging flies, snails, moths, and Whig party leaders who had stolen time machines from their 23rd-century Neo-Whig brethren.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 6:03pm

In the nineteenth century, it was considered perfectly acceptable for a gentleman to begin his courtship of a lady by bringing her an assortment of beats. This was traditionally delivered by a maidservant and a valet in a fine wicker basket, carefully arranged according to traditional patterns unique to that region and occasionally supplemented by short poems paying tribute to the intended's mother's dental hygiene.

This is where the often misunderstood phrase "wearing a red nose ring a-Tuesday" comes from. 
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:57pm

Here is the secret of space travel: you have to make the stars want to come to you. 
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:56pm

Hugh Jackman would have sold me his house, but he was too Hollywood to accept payment in General Mills box tops.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:54pm

Unlike Christianity, Josephianism is based on the idea that God has no idea who any of us are and is trying to evict us before we can claim our rights as squatters.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:52pm

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I would take the crackers and eat them myself. What? My house, my bed, my crackers.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:51pm

There is nothing sexier than a man who knows how to play chess while teaching a little girl the essential precepts of Buddhism and eating a raw onion.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:50pm

The funny thing about fire is that it burns clowns. Seriously! Google it if you don't believe me.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:49pm

I'm a leg man, myself. I have two of them, and I keep them waxed to a fine silken sheen every day.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:48pm

Remember when you were four and you fell off the jungle gym and little Bobby Purvis laughed until he spit milk out his nose so you punched him with a rock and he started crying so you sold him your Optimus Prime for a dollar?

Of course not. I just made that up. You never had an Optimus Prime, you miserable cretin.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:45pm

Rob, seriously, it was a joke. Put the wrench back in the wedding cake.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:43pm

Dear Mr. Pembroke,

While Ms. Carter appreciates your enthusiasm for her long and successful career as an actress, and she is pleased to include a signed "Wonder Woman" poster as an expression of her gratitude for your ongoing support, she would be most grateful if you would cease hiring skywriters to write, "SWEET GODDESS LYNDA CARTER PLEASE MARRY ME AND I WILL TRAVEL THE CENTURIES AS YOUR ABJECT SLAVE THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT STEPHEN PETER PEMBROKE" over her residence every day at 9 AM, 12 PM, 3 PM, and 7 PM.

The noise is terrifying her neighbors' pets, and the smoke is horrible for her vocal chords. If you do not cease and desist, please be advised that she will pursue legal action against you, and she will certainly will not "bind you in the exquisite coils of her golden lasso". And neither will anyone in the offices of Coane, Oakes, Dumont, Pengler, and Scheist.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Gabriel Dumont, Esq.

PS - How much do skywriters charge for that sort of thing? Just curious. 


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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:37pm

If robots could eat peanut butter, then our entire existence would become a meaningless, colorless hellscape. Like working for Comcast.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:36pm

I'd like to teach the world to sing, but frankly I've got my hands full just teaching Belgium to clap.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:35pm

If ever there was a time where heroism was called for, that time was last week in the express lane at the Piggly Wiggly. No f*cking way was that 15 items or less.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2015 - 5:33pm

Imagine, if you will, a dog made of cheese. Or maybe just covered with cheese. Havarti, let's say.
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