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Posted: Sep 21, 2014 - 3:27pm

I'm going to open an all-you-should-eat restaurant.

If you order too much food the chef will come out of the kitchen and publicly shame you. The desert cart will have nothing but kale, and we'll serve anti-appetizers:  plates of spoiled food, raw meat with the fur still on it, and instead of French fries we'll serve the petroleum equivalent--as crude oil. 

I'm going to call it Bloomberg's. 
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Posted: Sep 20, 2014 - 2:24pm

All right, jazz fans—it's been 75 years. It's time to give the A train back.
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Posted: Sep 4, 2014 - 7:11am

That just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Dissonance anyone?
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Posted: Sep 3, 2014 - 11:21pm

Okay, okay...here we go again...now concentrate. You say "caramel" and I say "bucket"...see how easy this is?
Oh, wait...You forgot to say "May I"...
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Posted: Aug 17, 2014 - 9:38pm

Keep your distance, buddy! I don't need any more distance. 
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:23am

Speaking of concepts. One time there was this goat...no, wait. That was another time. This time there wasn't a goat but I seem to remember electric fences and a lot of purple face paint...could have been some goats in there but one can't always tell who to blame for the various and sundry fiascoes abounding the so called modern world we live in...Where am I going with this? Yes! You there, with the feathers!
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:22am

Does your mother dress you? 'Cuz she didn't finish.
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:16am

Talk to the hand! It's so...lonely.
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:14am

The most ironic thing in the world is a man's recognition and awkward articulation of the concept of irony. Just ask any woman. I don't know what that means but I do know that there is a bruise somewhere associated with it. Oh, wait. That might be too clever to assimilate. must....have....WATER!!!!!    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
J/K
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:10am

Daughter, a true lobsterwoman would never call them "fancy crabs" or "pinchy fish". We respect our livelihood by using proper terminology. 
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:09am

I once knew a girl who was the sweetest, kindest, prettiest girl in the whole town. I fell in love with her. She loathed me. So I figured, "what the hell?" and I joined the Merchant Marine.
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:07am

Evil persists where good people permit.

Which is why we need to elect more jerks, a**holes, and scumbags to the the City Council. They'll shut that stuff down fast. 
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:05am

I know it's a birdbath. But my water bills are killing me, and my wife says I stink to high heaven, so what do you expect me to do? This is my way of living green.
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:04am

There's something magical about magnets. The way they act on each other and on metal at a distance, the eerie way they hover silently over glass tables, and their alarming ability to predict alien invasions time and again.
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:02am

A rainbow is just God's way of saying "next time, you sons of bitches, NEXT F*CKING TIME".


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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:02am

When I am troubled and my heart sits heavy in my chest like a barrel of nails, I go to my doctor. You don't fool around with cardiac problems.
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 11:00am

John Lennon was right: the chicken sandwich here is for sh*t.


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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 10:59am

The other boys pretended to be cowboys or space adventurers or professional athletes. Not me. I used to pretend I was a mushroom researcher, or a car parts catalog editor - down-to-earth stuff. I thought I should be more realistic. Why not pretend to be something you actually could someday become?

So here I am now, living my boyhood dream. All those other boys are now customer service representatives or air conditioning technicians or security guards. Me? I'm a refrigerator box. 
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Posted: Aug 16, 2014 - 10:56am

Yes, I stole the widow's pension. And gambled it on cockfighting. And rigged the cockfights so I would win. And stole the little orphan's rooster for the cockfights. And used my winnings to start a brothel. And tricked the little orphan and the widow into working in my brothel. And fed them what was left of his rooster. Sure, I did all that. 

But none of that means you get to accuse me of listening to Rush Limbaugh. That's a step too far, sir. You have crossed the line. Which, incidentally, means you are standing on the shallow grave of the widow and the little orphan. Not that I mind, it's just that I'm trying to pass it off as a holy shrine to St. Stephen of Limesworth. 
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Posted: Jul 13, 2014 - 5:31am

 Lazy8 wrote:
OK, I give up. What would Jesus order on his pizza?
 
Not sure.  Loaves and fishes?
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