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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 10:17pm

...Then; there was this one time...


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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:17pm

At no time should you ever offer to seduce a yellowjacket. It's less fun than it sounds.
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:16pm

If you give a mouse a cookie, you are guilty of animal abuse and wastrelism. If this crime takes place in the boundaries of ancient Westphalia you will be held in the bishop's dungeon until the Sabbath is over, and then you will be sold to an escrow manager and forced to work off your debt to St. Anthony in the salt mines' sales office.
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:13pm

No, I'm not Doctor Who. I'm his cousin Wilma, the podiatrist. Do you want some shoes that are bigger on the inside? Or maybe a kneepad from ancient Rome?
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:12pm

Love is sacred, in the way that cherished beliefs and holy truths and pencil shavings are things that exist.
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:11pm

I trust three people: Abraham Lincoln, the lady who invented staples, and Frosty the Snow Submissive.
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:10pm

Strapless dresses are nature's way of saying "these cocktails are weak".
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:09pm

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I'd been shot with a laser, I'd probably have a cheesesteak with a black and white cookie and some pomegranate juice. You're buying, though.
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:08pm

I bet ninjas would be more popular if they came in "regular" and "lemon-scented".
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:08pm

When you go to a kickboxing match, a fun thing to do is bring your own box.
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Posted: Apr 18, 2014 - 7:07pm

It's possible that a monkey could have written this report. I mean, I didn't actually see who wrote it. And it does seem almost entirely lacking in logic, linguistic aptitude, and relevance. On the other hand, it's Tuesday. So maybe.
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Posted: Mar 6, 2014 - 5:40pm

Poetry is the sound of one heart beating. It is the song of the soul, the note bent and sustained within a singular chord that sounds but once and fades from memory forever. When you hear it struck, stop and listen. Then leave a five in the tip jar.

On second thought, make it a quarter. 
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Posted: Mar 6, 2014 - 5:32pm

The world is full of crushed hopes, broken hearts, and the ruins of dreams standing like the broken teeth in a dead man's mouth. Around every corner is another chance for disappointment and worse. But we endure it all because we refuse to believe in the final score. Because we don't have the heart to stop having hearts. And because it takes more than spilled blood and broken bone to stop the signal.

So the next time someone spills a Coke on your favorite silk blouse, think about the bright power that falls in in a million-year rain across galaxies and unimaginable expanses of empty space to light the spark in every eye. Remember that you are the product of an unbroken line of countless generations of thrivers, survivors, and badasses. And punch that careless jackass square in the nickels before the ice melts.
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Posted: Mar 6, 2014 - 4:13pm

 Lazy8 wrote:
ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Witnesses come to your door again?

Bucking for Pope.

Before anybody else says it: band name.

 
I think I would change a letter to an 'F'...
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Posted: Mar 6, 2014 - 9:44am

When I am Dictator all wars will be fought with water balloons by children 12 and under. Adult transgressors will be forced to wear clown costumes and watch endless reruns of People's Court on 13" B&W TVs while eating store brand shrapnel pie. For eternity...


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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 7:24pm

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What if the creator wasn't all-powerful? He kicks it off and has to stand back and watch. Or maybe he can't even watch! Maybe he's oblivious!
 
There's a Hindu myth about a wandering holy man who eventually finds himself wandering out onto a tongue and then is spat out into the cosmos.  He looks back and sees Rama - asleep.  If I remember correctly he found his way back in without waking the god.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 7:21pm

seriously...i ask you...how can a carpet of any significance possibly fit into a bag...unless...
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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 7:14pm

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No, the all-seeing, all-knowing, omnipotent creator thing just isn't working for me. ........

OK, let's break for lunch and see if anything else comes up. If that's it we'll go with the reality show thing. Everybody back here at one! Remember, we go live next Wednesday!
That has a touch of Margaret Atwood to it.  Please take that as a compliment. {#Cheers} 


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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 7:13pm

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No, the all-seeing, all-knowing, omnipotent creator thing just isn't working for me. How about we look into some options? Mix it up a little.

What if the creator wasn't all-powerful? He kicks it off and has to stand back and watch. Or maybe he can't even watch! Maybe he's oblivious!

But what stops him from making more universes all the time, by accident? They could, like, overlap or something. That could get really complicated. No, I like my cosmology simple, something I could teach in Sunday school. Let's rule that one out.

What if he's all-seeing but not all-powerful. In fact, he's helpless once he gets it rolling. Maybe, I don't know, his performance review depends on the results and he can't do a thing about it but watch helplessly. A nervous, angsty god. Like Woody Allen but with a beard maybe. And a toga.

Eh.

Maybe he's like a complete voyeur perv. Like a reality show producer, and we're this long-running show, but in 3-D. Like a goldfish bowl for other gods. Sponsored by Gillette, or whatever gods drink—mead or something. And maybe we're about to get cancelled for poor ratings. I like that one. Write that one down.

What if he's all-powerful but not all-seeing? He can, like, totally f#ck with us but he can't tell what effect it has except when bodies float by. Or maybe he can hear our radio traffic.

Nah, that one sucks.

What if he 's all powerful but he just doesn't give a sh!t? Like, he was building this really cool sand sculpture and a bunch of ants built this ant farm in it and he's been meaning to clear it out but it took him a long time to set up and he doesn't want to disturb the nice patterns, but we're just a distraction. But not a big enough distraction to get rid of. That makes a lot of sense now that I think about it.

OK, let's break for lunch and see if anything else comes up. If that's it we'll go with the reality show thing. Everybody back here at one! Remember, we go live next Wednesday!

  pug guh...as if...

I tend to look at it this way...you wake up and then think about some things and then do some stuff...
maybe a he is all you've got to work with and then a she happens... and then...


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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 7:09pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Witnesses come to your door again?

Bucking for Pope.

Before anybody else says it: band name.
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