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Obama's Second Term - kurtster - Dec 7, 2016 - 4:56pm
 
The End of Europe - Red_Dragon - Dec 7, 2016 - 4:31pm
 
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Radio Paradise NFL Pick'em Group - miamizsun - Dec 6, 2016 - 9:24am
 
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2016 Elections - kurtster - Dec 5, 2016 - 5:44pm
 
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Posted: Dec 3, 2016 - 7:16pm

I told her I was pro-multiple-choice and she gave me a fill-in-the-blank stare.
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Being Norwegian is over-rated.
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Posted: Dec 2, 2016 - 1:35am

I work for the defence industry. So shoot me.
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Posted: Dec 1, 2016 - 1:43pm

No, you're thinking of Operation Spurious Crusade. This is the one where we sneak in, change all their lightbulbs back to incandescents, and wait for the power bill to bankrupt them.
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Posted: Dec 1, 2016 - 8:07am

When the net results are tabulated and the true hearts desire of mankind are brought to bear on the future, then we'll see who lives and who dies; who rises and who falls; who gets the last fancy donut...


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Posted: Dec 1, 2016 - 7:16am

I don't want to be a star! I'd be happy to be a rock planetesimal.


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Posted: Nov 29, 2016 - 12:44pm

 Lazy8 wrote:
Does your religion require you to go door to door? Mine does.

No, you misunderstand me—my religion requires that you go door to door. Also you need to wear this hood and chant something, I forget what.

 

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Posted: Nov 29, 2016 - 12:29pm

Ladies and gentlemen, 

to reduce carbon emissions, the suburban train will no longer be stopping at any intermediary stations until it reaches its terminal 60 km on the wrong side of town.

Thank-you for your understanding. 
oldviolin
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Posted: Nov 29, 2016 - 12:24pm

I've got it! We manufacture flags. Any flags. All the flags; hell, lets include banners, bandanas and used handkerchiefs too; and we use them as fuel for power plants. Instead of "Drill Baby Drill'! the mantra becomes 'Furl Baby Furl'! And hey, it also has internet applications. Bonus! Just the genius of me catches me off guard lately...or something


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Posted: Nov 18, 2016 - 8:11am

Does your religion require you to go door to door? Mine does.

No, you misunderstand me—my religion requires that you go door to door. Also you need to wear this hood and chant something, I forget what.
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Posted: Nov 18, 2016 - 8:00am

Don't stake me to an anthill and tell me I'm ticklish. I know I'm ticklish. Maybe stuff me into a termite mound, that's always good for a new insight.
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Posted: Nov 18, 2016 - 6:23am

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
Did you know that bacteria in your body outnumber your own cells by... no, I wasn't talking to you. Are there any Daddy or Mummy cells at home?

 

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Posted: Nov 18, 2016 - 6:23am

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
A watched kettle never boils. Neither does a kettled watch for that matter.

 

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Posted: Nov 18, 2016 - 5:25am

A watched kettle never boils. Neither does a kettled watch for that matter.
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Posted: Nov 17, 2016 - 1:43pm

Did you know that bacteria in your body outnumber your own cells by... no, I wasn't talking to you. Are there any Daddy or Mummy cells at home?


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Posted: Nov 17, 2016 - 1:42pm

 lily34 wrote:
the whining is getting so old.

i might have to kick a duck.

 
good times
 
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Posted: Nov 17, 2016 - 5:54am

the whining is getting so old.

i might have to kick a duck.
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Posted: Nov 16, 2016 - 9:04pm

Let's fight them on the beaches. In budgie smugglers.
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Posted: Nov 16, 2016 - 8:04pm

Star light, star bright
First star I aaaaaugh my eyes!
I'm not writing any more haiku
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Posted: Nov 5, 2016 - 12:07pm

...Speaking of space, for me a light year is one like back in '93 when I was on a grilled Chippewa boot and dill pickle diet. If I remember correctly I got down to around a lean 180 pounds, but those damn Chippewas are expensive and I developed a bad case of leathery stools, so I had to give up the hard bod until I could come up with something equally pickley compatible...say that fast 3 times...


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Posted: Oct 25, 2016 - 12:56pm

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