RP Listener Forum - Radio Paradise - eclectic commercial free Internet radio
[ ]      [ ]   [ ]

YouTube: Music-Videos - RichardPrins - Jan 29, 2015 - 12:09am
 
what makes you frown - BlueHeronDruid - Jan 28, 2015 - 9:58pm
 
MICHELLE OBAMA - Steely_D - Jan 28, 2015 - 9:29pm
 
OUR CATS!! - KurtfromLaQuinta - Jan 28, 2015 - 9:20pm
 
What makes you smile? - ScottFromWyoming - Jan 28, 2015 - 9:09pm
 
NEED A COMPUTER GEEK! - kurtster - Jan 28, 2015 - 9:08pm
 
Photography Forum - Your Own Photos; Please Limit to 510 ... - fractalv - Jan 28, 2015 - 8:48pm
 
Drones - bokey - Jan 28, 2015 - 8:33pm
 
Post a photo of yourself as a kid - Red_Dragon - Jan 28, 2015 - 6:37pm
 
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •  - oldviolin - Jan 28, 2015 - 6:04pm
 
• • • Poopoo • • • - ScottFromWyoming - Jan 28, 2015 - 6:00pm
 
Philosophy (Meaty Metaphysical Munchables!) - RichardPrins - Jan 28, 2015 - 5:56pm
 
Bug Reports & Feature Requests - DaveInVA - Jan 28, 2015 - 5:36pm
 
Triskele and The Grateful Dead - Red_Dragon - Jan 28, 2015 - 5:19pm
 
Saudi Arabia - RichardPrins - Jan 28, 2015 - 4:47pm
 
Talk Behind Their Backs Forum - ScottFromWyoming - Jan 28, 2015 - 3:39pm
 
Classical Music - Antigone - Jan 28, 2015 - 3:19pm
 
Counting with Pictures - latrippa - Jan 28, 2015 - 2:46pm
 
The War On Drugs = Fail - haresfur - Jan 28, 2015 - 2:23pm
 
Radio Paradise Comments - Alexandra - Jan 28, 2015 - 1:46pm
 
Are you ready for some football? - ColdMiser - Jan 28, 2015 - 1:42pm
 
(Big) Media Watch - RichardPrins - Jan 28, 2015 - 12:45pm
 
Cool Stuff I Really Want - Proclivities - Jan 28, 2015 - 10:34am
 
Breaking News - Alexandra - Jan 28, 2015 - 10:15am
 
That's good advice - Coaxial - Jan 28, 2015 - 10:11am
 
The Global War on Terror - islander - Jan 28, 2015 - 8:47am
 
Magic Eye optical Illusions - Red_Dragon - Jan 28, 2015 - 8:46am
 
Enjoy in Restaurant of your Choice! - Proclivities - Jan 28, 2015 - 8:08am
 
PC-SPEAKERS - islander - Jan 28, 2015 - 7:29am
 
Those lovable acronym guys & gals - islander - Jan 28, 2015 - 7:27am
 
Today in History - Red_Dragon - Jan 28, 2015 - 6:12am
 
Overheard - miamizsun - Jan 28, 2015 - 5:25am
 
Favorite Quotes - sirdroseph - Jan 28, 2015 - 5:00am
 
Things You Thought Today - Alexandra - Jan 27, 2015 - 8:58pm
 
• • •  What's For Dinner ? • • •  - BlueHeronDruid - Jan 27, 2015 - 8:27pm
 
Songs etc • Where do they take you? - DaveInVA - Jan 27, 2015 - 8:03pm
 
Books read recently - edieraye - Jan 27, 2015 - 5:08pm
 
How's the weather? - edieraye - Jan 27, 2015 - 5:01pm
 
Signs of Spring - edieraye - Jan 27, 2015 - 5:00pm
 
Quotations - Antigone - Jan 27, 2015 - 3:53pm
 
how do you feel right now? - haresfur - Jan 27, 2015 - 3:20pm
 
The Chomsky / Zinn Reader - RichardPrins - Jan 27, 2015 - 2:35pm
 
Name My Band - islander - Jan 27, 2015 - 1:31pm
 
Country Up The Bumpkin - KurtfromLaQuinta - Jan 27, 2015 - 1:00pm
 
Upcoming concerts or shows you can't wait to see - Beaker - Jan 27, 2015 - 12:43pm
 
Caretakers Of Our Parents - Alexandra - Jan 27, 2015 - 12:32pm
 
Celebrity Deaths - Proclivities - Jan 27, 2015 - 12:18pm
 
Baseball, anyone? - bokey - Jan 27, 2015 - 11:46am
 
~*Funny Cats*~ - Proclivities - Jan 27, 2015 - 11:34am
 
What's on YOUR PSD right now ? - sirdroseph - Jan 27, 2015 - 9:41am
 
Threadjacking - ScottFromWyoming - Jan 27, 2015 - 8:59am
 
Golfing Mongolia: A 2.3-Million-Yard Par 11,880 - ScottN - Jan 27, 2015 - 7:31am
 
It's the economy stupid. - kurtster - Jan 27, 2015 - 3:42am
 
What are you doing RIGHT NOW? - bokey - Jan 27, 2015 - 3:39am
 
WTF??!! - haresfur - Jan 26, 2015 - 7:58pm
 
Things that piss me off - DaveInVA - Jan 26, 2015 - 6:32pm
 
Positive Thoughts and Prayer Requests - Coaxial - Jan 26, 2015 - 6:21pm
 
Cryptic Posts - Leave Them Guessing - Antigone - Jan 26, 2015 - 5:07pm
 
Regarding cats - Red_Dragon - Jan 26, 2015 - 4:49pm
 
Bill, it's about the funk - RPeeps Mandate? - miamizsun - Jan 26, 2015 - 4:15pm
 
What did you have for lunch? - BlueHeronDruid - Jan 26, 2015 - 3:53pm
 
Meetin' in the Ladies Room - triskele - Jan 26, 2015 - 3:36pm
 
Skeptix - RichardPrins - Jan 26, 2015 - 3:22pm
 
Out the window - Red_Dragon - Jan 26, 2015 - 3:17pm
 
Australian and New Zealand Music - haresfur - Jan 26, 2015 - 2:06pm
 
Help!!!!!!!! - ScottFromWyoming - Jan 26, 2015 - 1:23pm
 
HALF A WORLD - Proclivities - Jan 26, 2015 - 12:38pm
 
Propaganda - RichardPrins - Jan 26, 2015 - 11:18am
 
new music suggesstions~ - ScottFromWyoming - Jan 26, 2015 - 10:38am
 
New Android App - ColdBear - Jan 26, 2015 - 10:09am
 
Will you drive this car for dating with ur girl? - Steve - Jan 26, 2015 - 9:58am
 
Obama's Second Term - sirdroseph - Jan 26, 2015 - 2:29am
 
Greece - Red_Dragon - Jan 25, 2015 - 4:30pm
 
Evolution! - RichardPrins - Jan 25, 2015 - 2:31pm
 
What Makes You Laugh? - PoundPuppy - Jan 25, 2015 - 2:29pm
 
(a public service of RP)
Index » Radio Paradise/General » General Discussion » 260,000 Posts in one thread? Page: 1, 2, 3 ... 1197, 1198, 1199  Next
Post to this Topic
oldviolin
ab origine
oldviolin Avatar

Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Leo


Posted: Dec 5, 2014 - 1:39pm

If you were to take the paradox of value and use it to apply the law of diminishing returns
into the matrix referred to generally as the economies of scale, then it seems to me that the
least common denominator is goose for the gander...or gravy...or something...


Lazy8
human
Lazy8 Avatar

Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 30, 2014 - 12:41pm

I shall make a list.

A mighty list! A list of power and grandeur! It will contain all the tasks I must do this day.

Then I will take a nap.
NoEnzLefttoSplit
I wanna be Norwegian
NoEnzLefttoSplit Avatar

Gender: Male
Zodiac: Taurus
Chinese Yr: Tiger


Posted: Nov 30, 2014 - 7:25am

I would just like to say that Aardvaark is relative.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 29, 2014 - 12:17pm

When death comes for the last of us, and it's "lights out" for all things, I hope that some cold stone will still carry the faint echoes of our history.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 29, 2014 - 12:16pm

There is nothing quite like the taste of hot clam chowder on a cold blustery day.

That said, I'd rather eat mine from a bowl than from this young lady's navel. No offense, miss, I'm just kind of a traditionalist. 
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 29, 2014 - 12:15pm

You throw yourself at it, like the bullet at the wall. Or the bird at the air. You throw yourself at it, and you expect it to give, because it always has and you always will.
Lazy8
human
Lazy8 Avatar

Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 7:03pm

I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank our sponsors. I mean...if we had any sponsors. I'd thank the hell out of 'em.
Lazy8
human
Lazy8 Avatar

Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 7:01pm

Yeah, I pay attention to things going on around the neighborhood, but it's not like I have a camera hidden in the shrubs pointed at your windows!

OK, it is. It is like that. But it's pretty low-res, and there's a lot of lens flare and stuff.
Lazy8
human
Lazy8 Avatar

Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 6:54pm


Oh lord, should you exist, please do what you were going to do anyway.

Because what you want is all that matters. Just please consider my pathetic request, which you already knew about seeing as you're omniscient and everything so you really didn't need to be asked. But I'm asking anyway, hoping you'll take pity and reverse course if that conflicts with what I want, which would make you wrong in the first instance—which I didn't mean to imply! Please don't smite me!

Unless you were already going to. Amen.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:53pm

I started a religion once. But no one wanted to be a sinner, so I couldn't forgive anyone. Which is why they are all in hell now, all of them, even babies.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:52pm

Judging from the fact that you tried to seduce me after the parking test, I'm guessing it was your girlfriend that taught you parallel parking. This is why we don't date the Pavlov women, son.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:50pm

"Losing gracefully" isn't something you learn. It's like tripping and looking like you totally meant to throw yourself to the ground on top of the cherry pie you were carrying - either it happens or it doesn't.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:49pm

I'd like to say I taught her how to do that, but honestly it was more of a group effort: me, her mother, the vicar, her school's vice-principal, several art teachers, her friends in the marching band, her other friends in the marching US history class, her frenemies in the marching power-walkers' club, the curator of the Guggenheim museum in Bilbao, Grover Cleveland's ghost, Bob Dylan's luthier's boyfriend's caterer's pet rock, and the color aquamarine.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:46pm

Sometimes spiders have feelings, too.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 28, 2014 - 5:46pm

The best part about Thanksgiving isn't family, or turkey with stuffing and gravy, or pumpkin pie slathered in whipped cream. It's the annual "shout at the f*cking radio for not playing the songs we want after four or five shots of bourbon" marathon, followed by the part where you try to hit on your cousin's new fiancee and then walk home in the snow having an argument with yourself about how much egg nog is too much when you're lactose-intolerant the other 364 days of the year. 

Because, you know, tradition. 
buzz
banjaxed
buzz Avatar

Location: up the boohai
Zodiac: Aquarius
Chinese Yr: Rat


Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:53pm

only 236,028 to go 
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:32pm

The first bite of the magic mushroom was like a birthday cake married a holiday pie and cavorted nude in a sea of caramel in Bobby's mouth. It was the most wonderful thing he had ever tasted in his whole life, and years later he would look back fondly on it as every other dessert paled in comparison.

The second bite of the magic mushroom made him feel a warm, benevolent one-ness with the whole of infinity. He was not just loving and loved, he was love itself in all its many-splendored forms and expressions. He could not imagine such happiness, such profound marrow-deep joy and peace. And as much as he came to love his wife and children, and cherish every instant he spent with them, he always felt a little guilty that he found these experiences slightly pallid when when remembering that second bite.

The third bite of the magic mushroom opened him up to a world of incredible wonders: singing colors, lushly textured scents, sounds that could be read and rearranged in endless configurations of meaning and beauty. He wept hot resonant tears as he rose up out of his body into a universe of limitless indescribable sensation.

By the fourth bite of the magic mushroom, Bobby was getting pretty full. And he was late for trombone practice, so he wrapped it in a Big Mac wrapper and tossed it in the back of his car.

When he came back from practice it was gone, along with his car. There was a scattering of foot-long feathers in the exact same red as his beat-up old Escort, and a strange hieroglyphic burned into the parking space that reminded him of a deep truth he'd once known intimately but now looked at sadly from across a crowded room in awkward silence.


winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:24pm

Never ever buy a used sleeping bag from a guy nicknamed "Weepy", "Flaky", or "Stankfist".
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:22pm

They say in music that you never leave an audience hanging on an unresolved chord. Which is why my band will build proper gallows.
winter
see clearly, act boldly, love fiercely, live richly
winter Avatar

Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 23, 2014 - 9:22pm

If I rubbed an old oil lamp, and out popped a djinn with all the mystic powers of the universe at his command, and this djinn placed himself fully at my service for three wishes, my first wish would be to go back in time and get a better job. Maybe old-oil-lamp-rubbing management or something. You know, improve my lot in life.
Page: 1, 2, 3 ... 1197, 1198, 1199  Next