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oldviolin
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Posted: Nov 14, 2014 - 7:03am

Ain't nobody wanna hear that!" she exclaimed. " Here's a clue for you; if it ain't a cartoon the kids in the room will fall asleep; and the adults? Well...not to complicate matters, but it all boils down to one very simple premise these days...the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane. Now, what aeronautics has to do with it I never could figure out, but you get my drift don't ya? Pitch and roll, ya'll! Ok, quiet now. Jeopardy is on..."


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Posted: Nov 13, 2014 - 9:46pm

Insecure pathetic loser seeks validation. Must be...well, any kind of validation really. Or just gentle rejection.
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Posted: Nov 11, 2014 - 11:55pm

 Lazy8 wrote:
I was sitting there in a hot tub full of beautiful women and impure thoughts, a fifth of Wild Turkey and a gram and a half of Peruvian coke passing around, when it occurred to me that there must be more to life than the selfish pursuit of hedonistic pleasure.

Turns out there isn't tho.

 
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Posted: Nov 11, 2014 - 10:22pm

I was sitting there in a hot tub full of beautiful women and impure thoughts, a fifth of Wild Turkey and a gram and a half of Peruvian coke passing around, when it occurred to me that there must be more to life than the selfish pursuit of hedonistic pleasure.

Turns out there isn't tho.
kurtster
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Posted: Nov 11, 2014 - 8:56pm

At first it was a simple longing.  Then he pined for it.  This unrequited obsession then caused him to opine on it.  Seeing no way out, he skulked to the corner store and wondered aimlessly for several hours, eating his way through the store.  Meanwhile, he had come to the attention of the store manager who eventually caught up with him by the cleaning supplies.

Its been several years since that evening.  He now just sits and stares out the window of his room at the institution and says, clean up in aisle six, over and over again.
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Posted: Nov 11, 2014 - 5:46pm

A gracious home, an attractive surgically-enhanced family, and a successful antique shop specializing in Victorian occult memorabilia. It seemed a perfectly ordinary veterinary practice...until the 1968 discovery in an Argentine safe deposit box of Hermann Göring's schpongel.


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Posted: Nov 6, 2014 - 2:45pm

What should you know about me? Well, I'm a memesmith. I create internet memes.

That One Weird Trick meme on Facebook? I invented that. Yeah they totally stole that from me. And the Weight Loss Secret They Don't Want You To Know? I did some of the early memeshaping on that one. It stated out as Mom Lost 40 lbs And Then THIS Happened. They kinda went a different way with it. No hard feelings, I just think mine would have had better resonance.

So you wanna come back to my room? I know this one weird trick... 
Proclivities
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Zodiac: Aries
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Posted: Nov 6, 2014 - 6:11am

Why?  Because any mime alongside Dick Cheney teaches ancient Chinese secrets to a chimney-sweep at odds with Conway Twitty.


NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Posted: Nov 6, 2014 - 4:29am

Now, the whole point to language is to draft meaning out of the void, like drawing beer from an empty barrel, your lips frozen to the tap in sheer desperation that there, in fact may be no more beer in there. Then again, that might not be the point at all and you switch to wine, or tea. Tea is pretty good. And way cheaper.


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Posted: Nov 5, 2014 - 9:53pm

If there's one thing I can't stand it's hypocrisy. If there are two things; a litterbug with an ecology complex gives me the ruins. If there are three, count'em, three things; then the worst has to be the first two plus clueless redundancy divided by an Anton Chigurh haircut.
winter
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Posted: Nov 5, 2014 - 6:22pm

The thing I wonder is, why didn't Paul Bunyan just climb Olympus and become the god of waffles and coat hooks? That would have made more sense.
winter
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Posted: Nov 5, 2014 - 6:21pm

The memories come to me in waves, like wine sloshing in a bathtub on a fighter jet. I try to resist but their pull goes beyond irresistible into Platonic realms of pure mathematical certainty. I let them carry me reluctantly down into the past, down into the past, down into the place where the present takes root and the future is barely a seed.
winter
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Posted: Nov 4, 2014 - 6:40pm

Who's a handsome little slime mold? Who's a handsome little slime mold? You are! That's right, you are!
winter
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Posted: Nov 4, 2014 - 6:40pm

Invest now and get this free gift, which is a laminated certificate entitling the bearer to one free (retroactive) lamination.
winter
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Posted: Nov 4, 2014 - 6:39pm

Moves like Jagger? No, but I do have Keith Richards' lips. He sold them on eBay last year for a truckload of plastic sporks and Bob Saget's home address.
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Posted: Nov 3, 2014 - 8:29pm

 winter wrote:
The last date I went on was three weeks ago. She was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, human-skinned girl from Des Moines with a bad attitude toward fiscal conservatism and a penchant for filling donut holes with conversation. I was a hot-to-trot fireman just out of the police academy, all full of piss and vinegar and ready to puke. (Hazing is a crime, make no mistake.) 

We had dinner at separate tables. She thought it was more romantic that way, and the middle-aged flab-and-blab farmer she sat with seemed to agree. My companion, his mother-in-law, seemed to think I was terribly forward. I said, "Well I'm certainly not sliding off my panties under the table." Honestly, it was like she'd never been on a modern date before.

Afterwards we wanted to go to my place to bathe. Our dinner companions politely declined on the police report. We were released on her own recognizance with a warning and the desk sergeant's home phone number. When I got her home, it was all I could do to keep my hands off her, but I needed them for horse-measuring so I put them back in their kennels for the night.
 
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winter
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Posted: Nov 3, 2014 - 7:44pm

The last date I went on was three weeks ago. She was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, human-skinned girl from Des Moines with a bad attitude toward fiscal conservatism and a penchant for filling donut holes with conversation. I was a hot-to-trot fireman just out of the police academy, all full of piss and vinegar and ready to puke. (Hazing is a crime, make no mistake.) 

We had dinner at separate tables. She thought it was more romantic that way, and the middle-aged flab-and-blab farmer she sat with seemed to agree. My companion, his mother-in-law, seemed to think I was terribly forward. I said, "Well I'm certainly not sliding off my panties under the table." Honestly, it was like she'd never been on a modern date before.

Afterwards we wanted to go to my place to bathe. Our dinner companions politely declined on the police report. We were released on her own recognizance with a warning and the desk sergeant's home phone number. When I got her home, it was all I could do to keep my hands off her, but I needed them for horse-measuring so I put them back in their kennels for the night.
winter
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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 3, 2014 - 7:38pm

The best way to deal with bears is honestly. They are very touchy about anything that smells of deceit or manipulation, and you can lose a lot of investment capital if you get mauled.
winter
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Gender: Male
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Chinese Yr: Cock


Posted: Nov 3, 2014 - 7:35pm

Remember what your elders taught you: never try to seduce a woman who doesn't know the meaning of the word "spaghettify".
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Posted: Nov 2, 2014 - 12:39pm

You don't often hear someone described as "Mussorgskyesque", especially in the building trades.
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