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Posted: Jul 3, 2016 - 6:27pm

Humans remain or human remains. We just want to know. The Keeper awaits, restless in repose; time in limbo.


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Posted: Jul 2, 2016 - 9:26am

It lacks the pathos of Brestwick's Common Ailments of the Horse or the erotic charge of Ellenswood's HO Scale Reconstructions of the Surrey & Westfold Narrow-Guage Branch, but it should become a valuable resource for counseling of secondary school students and unemployed coal miners.
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Posted: Jul 2, 2016 - 9:20am

This joke is so old! You wanna know how old this joke is? This joke is starting to evolve into sentience. This joke is self-aware.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2016 - 3:50pm

In heaven you can watch cartoons all day and have a magic bowl that refills with Captain Crunch when it empties. Just don't tip it over and leave, because then you'll never find the remote under all that.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2016 - 3:49pm

Cancel my subscription immediately! If I'm not subscribed, find out whose subscription I was reading and cancel that.
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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 11:49am

Untouchable perfect porcelain skin
contains dark secrets locked within
and universes that have been
obscured from sight of mortal men

Beyond the external naughtier bits
The low-cut gowns that flash your tits
The paparazzi never gets
Let's see how your condroizal process fits
I want your x-rays
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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 10:32am

 Lazy8 wrote:
Jesus, take the wheel!

Buddha, you get the clutch and turn signals. Yahweh, handle the brakes. Zeus, you get the gas pedal. I'll get the beer.

While I'm in the cooler anybody want anything?

 
Jesus: A sandwich
Buddha: Sounds good
Zeus: a Squid
Yahweh: WTF
Cthulhu: I'm right here I can hear you. 


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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 9:59am

Jesus, take the wheel!

Buddha, you get the clutch and turn signals. Yahweh, handle the brakes. Zeus, you get the gas pedal. I'll get the beer.

While I'm in the cooler anybody want anything?
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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 9:47am

What kind of monster hides a snake in a loveseat?

Snakes go in the ottoman. Loveseats are for loose change and spilled mac&cheese.
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Posted: Jun 8, 2016 - 12:16am

 FourFortyEight wrote:
As part of a survey, 20 women were asked which conditioner they preferred.  In almost all cases, they replied "How the hell did you get in here?".

 

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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 10:22pm

Hey Klax! Yeah, it's Biz! Remember? The BizWICK! Yeah, anyhow, zombies...man...that's what's happin' man. seriously. Hey, word to the peeps! Out...
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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 10:06pm

George Washington was baptized in the Delaware.

He didn't mean to be, he just fell out of the boat—but a preacher from Pennsylvania was there are took the opportunity before he pulled the future president out of the water.

No, of course it's not in the history books. George had a publicist who covered for him when this sort of thing happened. You think he wanted the tabloids printing that he fell out of a boat, and lost his wig in the process? They get their hands on a story like that and pretty soon they're leaking cell phone video and it's all over twitter. Let the man have some dignity, for chrissake!

Besides, he never signed the papers so it was never official.

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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 6:46pm

I was thinking about taking up Jiu Jitsu and I'm quite sure I'd be effective with it.  Peace ain't my thing though, and I figured that I'd pee on them.   No one likes to be peed on by someone they're robbing.  

Except for Randy.  Fucking Randy.   
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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 6:42pm

As part of a survey, 20 women were asked which conditioner they preferred.  In almost all cases, they replied "How the hell did you get in here?".
Lazy8
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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 6:40pm

What kind of monster hides a snake in a loveseat?

Snakes go in the ottoman. Loveseats are for loose change and spilled mac&cheese.
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Posted: Jun 3, 2016 - 2:26pm

I demand to see the transcripts of the speech Hillary Clinton gave at Trump University.
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Posted: Jun 1, 2016 - 9:13am

I'm from the future, but I'm going back.

Could take me a while tho.
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Posted: May 31, 2016 - 9:06pm

I am so sorry! You have suffered under this oppression far too long. Perhaps you should seek asylum.

Don't wait, flee! Pack a few belongings and run. Get to safety. Should you reach a friendly country you can tell them your story: "I was made to...I'm sorry, this is hard to talk about. The memory is pretty traumatizing. I've never told this to anyone, but...this would happen ten times a day. It was brutal! But when I would call, on the telephone...they made me...press 1 for English!"

You can tell the translator, and when she explains this to the examiner I'm sure your claim will be approved and you'll be granted asylum, and you will never have to endure this indignity again.
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Posted: May 31, 2016 - 6:21am

Call me Ish Kabibble.
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