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• • • BRING OUT YOUR DEAD • • •  - oldviolin - Oct 24, 2014 - 6:52am
 
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For a Limited Time Only - Sales and Bargains - Proclivities - Oct 22, 2014 - 11:19am
 
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Obama's Second Term - sirdroseph - Oct 22, 2014 - 10:56am
 
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Posted: Oct 24, 2014 - 9:49am

LIFO or FIFO; Wellman could never decide; so he perched on a dead branch; and pretended to hide
But pretending is fodder; and fodder is bland; for blending is descending in glasses of sand
Still over by the river; water rushing by the reeds
Sitting singing voices ringing hollow echoes stringing beads
Little toad lives kingly; costs ne're to his hands...
But Wellman; ah, Wellman; heart songs to abide...


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Posted: Oct 23, 2014 - 5:47pm

In case of emergency, figure it out. Jesus! Probably this appalling lack of foresight and absurd dependence on others is what gets you into emergencies, you cretin.
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Posted: Oct 23, 2014 - 5:44pm

When I was a child, I was amazing. I was cuter than a button on a button, I was knee-high to a baby grasshopper, I was enough to make the Gerber baby go "awww". Now it's all I can do to get shopkeepers to stop hitting me with brooms and spraying me with hoses long enough to buy some Bulgarian pornography and a six-pack of Zima.
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Posted: Oct 23, 2014 - 5:41pm

Historically speaking, UNGA WAOOOO BO BO CHAGGA TISHAA. And so on.
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Posted: Oct 23, 2014 - 5:40pm

The last time Archbishop Alva bought a ticket to the movies, Peter Sellers was President and Hercule Poirot was topping the charts with a little number called "F*ck Your Peonies, Margaret, I'm Reading the Goddamned Paper". 
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Posted: Oct 23, 2014 - 5:38pm

I didn't come here to have my eyes burned, my heart stopped, and my soul scarred. I came here to get a six-pack of nipple clamps, it being Wednesday night and all. So if you could just sell me those and maybe some Big League Chew I'll be on my way, Beelzebub.
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Posted: Oct 23, 2014 - 5:36pm

I guess you could buy a dog with it. So let's call between fifty and one hundred dollars "dog-buyin' money" from now on.
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Posted: Oct 19, 2014 - 5:31pm

Well, this is the perfect place for binge-posting...
winter
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Posted: Oct 19, 2014 - 5:24pm

"An hourglass," he said, "is a window into another world. A world where time is finite, and slips out from under you like AGGGH you stabbed me in the neck, you a**hole!"

I can't stand these stupid metaphors. Sorry. 
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Posted: Oct 19, 2014 - 5:23pm

Officer, if you could see fit to advance me my refund on the ticket you're about to write, I'd appreciate it.
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Posted: Oct 19, 2014 - 5:22pm

There's no place like home. Except maybe for the house across the street that looks exactly the same, right down to the marks on the furniture and the spots on the carpet. Just keep in mind your "wife' on that side of the street gets all bent out of shape when you start asking her for sex.
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Posted: Oct 19, 2014 - 5:21pm

When you fire someone, it's a good idea to skip over the part in the termination document where you say "you are a fatty fat fat doodoo head and nobody will ever love you again" until after you get their security badge. Otherwise you might not get their security badge, and those things cost like ten bucks a pop.
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Posted: Oct 19, 2014 - 5:20pm

Yogurt, gogurt, frogurt, brogurt.

That last one was maybe a bridge too far. 
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Posted: Oct 18, 2014 - 3:36pm

Hmm.

Sexy nurse. Slutty police officer. Naughty maritime attorney. Inappropriately provocative scientist. These are all great, but what I want is something like "reasonably dressed normal human female." I realize it's Halloween, but I'm guessing no one will figure out my costume. Instant winner! Who gets the $50 gift card? This gal!
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Posted: Oct 18, 2014 - 3:32pm

If you find the place where the stars run from the moon like sand slipping out with the tide, you will need your eyes checked and possibly a good price on some buffalo wings.
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Posted: Oct 18, 2014 - 3:30pm

Remind yourself what you forgot, and you'll never go hungry again between meal times.
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Posted: Oct 18, 2014 - 3:03pm

Bro! Salmon beer bro!
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Posted: Oct 18, 2014 - 2:47pm

It had just become possible when someone more foresighted bought it, burned it, and banned it. And from that day forward no one would ever know the taste of chocolate cashew salmon mango beer.

I had learned what a small place the world could be. 
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Posted: Oct 18, 2014 - 2:07pm

I remember the last time I danced a hornpipe like it was yesterday. It was at Gary and Mark's wedding, and that night the stars were falling like snow. The sky stretched to the limits of imagination above us in the high mountains where the breeze felt clean as the first day of time. We were happy and laughing and loving and loved.

Come to think of it, it was yesterday. Huh. 
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Posted: Oct 18, 2014 - 12:07pm

You had me at "rancid yak butter."
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