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NoEnzLefttoSplit
Being Norwegian is over-rated.
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Posted: Aug 13, 2017 - 9:26pm

No Jack, you're just a poorly formed fruit that has dropped off the tree of evolution. Sorry.
Now, put down the axe.
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Posted: Aug 11, 2017 - 10:04am

I got a ton of faith in whatshisname.
oldviolin
ab origine
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Posted: Aug 11, 2017 - 5:50am

varoom
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Posted: Aug 11, 2017 - 2:51am

"Someone's gotta feed God's tinyest little creatures", Grampa use to mutter under his breath,  as he flung his booger to the floor.
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Posted: Aug 10, 2017 - 8:58pm

Well well well here we are again. captives; semi-unwanted guests at the home away from home of our prescient heroes Klaxon and Bizwick as they scan the universe and beyond for signs of stellar intellect while watching cosmic wonders unfold before their very eye. That's singular...
Oh you get the picture. Lets listen in as they argue over the color blue..

"Biz I can't accept that. I won't accept it. It's not possible that you truly believe that. No way, no how. No one says that. No one else believes that. You're on your own buddy. Seek medical attention. Take a break. Bend a reed. Buy a Buick...no; hold up on that last one, I'm wearing my good shoes."

"C'mon, relax Klax you old tonguegummer. You don't have a clue for blue. It's all over now baby. It's midnight. It's all for you. It's the same old  It's again.  Goodbye sky. It's the moon. There ain't no cure; it's summertime. It's crystal persuasive. It's a world. It's a light. It's forever. It's black and it's...bright

Goodnight..."

 



Proclivities
“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
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Posted: Aug 10, 2017 - 11:08am

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
Yes Sam I like frilly underwear. Just not yours and not on the tuna.

 
It's like having an albacore around your neck.
NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Posted: Aug 10, 2017 - 11:04am

Yes Sam I like frilly underwear. Just not yours and not on the tuna.
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Posted: Aug 10, 2017 - 6:51am

In the face of this and that there's that and this. The agent of each being the other, I wonder what would happen if it were neither...
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Posted: Aug 9, 2017 - 10:38am

hey, winter's back! 
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:31pm

Blood is thicker than water but thinner than pureed tomato. This will be important later.
winter
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:23pm

There was nothing tiny about Wee Wanda Wookie but her compassion for injured wasps.
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:22pm

Marianne was magnificent: a keen mind, a wit like a whetstone, a heart made of wind, ribs wrapped in bear sinews, wrists the size of platters, a thigh shaped like Minnesota, and probably the finest eye for apple-waxing since the days of Miles Melville.
winter
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:20pm

Dance, Mingus! We have to get back to St. Ives before that maniac with the cats, kits, and wives! I am NOT sharing a bed-and-breakfast with that crowd.
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:19pm

Never let it be said that I
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:16pm

Oh! singular noun! how I adverbially verb your
adjective noun! You rise on the wings of the dawn,
like a fetid cheese borne aloft in a child's glider,
like a rancid meatloaf carried to the feet of Apollo.
That I could sing but seven ninety-thirds of your glory,
so the world might retch in agonized splendor.
But I am not so richly gifted. The Muse turns her face from me,
And her bounteous ass as well,
So that I am left holding my own
Tupperware as it swells, by beans engorged, in the 
Sunlight of my shame. 
winter
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:11pm

The best thing anyone ever taught me was how to tell a hectare from a hog's head in hardtack.
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:10pm

The fruit of the tree of wisdom generally tastes like drywall. You might try the bush of folly instead.
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:10pm

The fruit of the tree of wisdom generally tastes like drywall. You might try the bush of folly instead.
winter
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:09pm

My old grandma, Lor' bless 'er, taught me that the best way to keep lumps out of your gravy was to hit the stove with a good sturdy rolling pin.

My new grandma is slightly less prone to getting third-degree burns while she cooks. Which is annoying, because it means we have to turn her a lot more often. 
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Posted: Aug 8, 2017 - 8:04pm

Naturally it was impossible. Everyone had tried it at least once, and everyone had failed more than once. But that was no reason to act like he couldn't do it, Jack thought, and that was exactly why he was found later with his frozen underwear jammed in his throat and a flock of puffins devouring what remained of his liver.
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