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Lazy8
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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 11:49am

Untouchable perfect porcelain skin
contains dark secrets locked within
and universes that have been
obscured from sight of mortal men

Beyond the external naughtier bits
The low-cut gowns that flash your tits
The paparazzi never gets
Let's see how your condroizal process fits
I want your x-rays
ScottFromWyoming
I eat pints
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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 10:32am

 Lazy8 wrote:
Jesus, take the wheel!

Buddha, you get the clutch and turn signals. Yahweh, handle the brakes. Zeus, you get the gas pedal. I'll get the beer.

While I'm in the cooler anybody want anything?

 
Jesus: A sandwich
Buddha: Sounds good
Zeus: a Squid
Yahweh: WTF
Cthulhu: I'm right here I can hear you. 


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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 9:59am

Jesus, take the wheel!

Buddha, you get the clutch and turn signals. Yahweh, handle the brakes. Zeus, you get the gas pedal. I'll get the beer.

While I'm in the cooler anybody want anything?
Lazy8
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Posted: Jun 22, 2016 - 9:47am

What kind of monster hides a snake in a loveseat?

Snakes go in the ottoman. Loveseats are for loose change and spilled mac&cheese.
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Posted: Jun 8, 2016 - 12:16am

 FourFortyEight wrote:
As part of a survey, 20 women were asked which conditioner they preferred.  In almost all cases, they replied "How the hell did you get in here?".

 

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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 10:22pm

Hey Klax! Yeah, it's Biz! Remember? The BizWICK! Yeah, anyhow, zombies...man...that's what's happin' man. seriously. Hey, word to the peeps! Out...
Lazy8
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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 10:06pm

George Washington was baptized in the Delaware.

He didn't mean to be, he just fell out of the boat—but a preacher from Pennsylvania was there are took the opportunity before he pulled the future president out of the water.

No, of course it's not in the history books. George had a publicist who covered for him when this sort of thing happened. You think he wanted the tabloids printing that he fell out of a boat, and lost his wig in the process? They get their hands on a story like that and pretty soon they're leaking cell phone video and it's all over twitter. Let the man have some dignity, for chrissake!

Besides, he never signed the papers so it was never official.

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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 6:46pm

I was thinking about taking up Jiu Jitsu and I'm quite sure I'd be effective with it.  Peace ain't my thing though, and I figured that I'd pee on them.   No one likes to be peed on by someone they're robbing.  

Except for Randy.  Fucking Randy.   
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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 6:42pm

As part of a survey, 20 women were asked which conditioner they preferred.  In almost all cases, they replied "How the hell did you get in here?".
Lazy8
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Posted: Jun 7, 2016 - 6:40pm

What kind of monster hides a snake in a loveseat?

Snakes go in the ottoman. Loveseats are for loose change and spilled mac&cheese.
Lazy8
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Posted: Jun 3, 2016 - 2:26pm

I demand to see the transcripts of the speech Hillary Clinton gave at Trump University.
Lazy8
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Posted: Jun 1, 2016 - 9:13am

I'm from the future, but I'm going back.

Could take me a while tho.
Lazy8
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Posted: May 31, 2016 - 9:06pm

I am so sorry! You have suffered under this oppression far too long. Perhaps you should seek asylum.

Don't wait, flee! Pack a few belongings and run. Get to safety. Should you reach a friendly country you can tell them your story: "I was made to...I'm sorry, this is hard to talk about. The memory is pretty traumatizing. I've never told this to anyone, but...this would happen ten times a day. It was brutal! But when I would call, on the telephone...they made me...press 1 for English!"

You can tell the translator, and when she explains this to the examiner I'm sure your claim will be approved and you'll be granted asylum, and you will never have to endure this indignity again.
Lazy8
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Posted: May 31, 2016 - 6:21am

Call me Ish Kabibble.
winter
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Posted: May 30, 2016 - 11:28pm

It's true that everybody hurts, Bob, but most of us don't get as much of a thrill from it as you seem to. Please put down the lemon juice.
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Posted: May 30, 2016 - 11:26pm

It's called "sporkography", Regina, and it is about monetizing my erotic love of plastic multipurpose utensils. You'll see.


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Posted: May 30, 2016 - 11:22pm

In the unlikely event that your hotel catches fire, please exit the building via the provided emergency teleportation pod in your closet (Silver Business Class and up) or via the 30' rope ladder under the bathtub (Economy Class - $50/tile for damages to the restroom floor).
winter
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Posted: May 30, 2016 - 11:19pm

When I said "let's get our wild side on", I meant "let's rock out on the saxophone", not "let's take a bus full of basketball players hostage in exchange for a different bus full of professional golfers wearing polo shirts made of pistachio gelato and hot fudge". I'm on a diet, man.
winter
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Posted: May 30, 2016 - 11:17pm

Naturally I was tempted. She was a beautiful woman, with a nimbus of copper-gold hair and a mind like a diamond. But I remembered my vows, and simply told her there was no rush - she could pay for her meal at her leisure.
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Posted: May 30, 2016 - 11:15pm

Thank you for calling Rent-A-Reg.

For environmental regulation, select 1. For financial regulation, select the square root of your net decennial income exclusive of any quarter in which your primary subsidiaries did not declare profits equal to or greater than market expectations. 

You have selected "environmental regulation". For air quality regulation, press 1-1. For water quality regulation, press 1-2. For regulation of public and private lands, press 1-3. For regulation of public lands only, press 1-1-2-1-3-1. For regulation of private lands only, press 1-1-2-2-1-3-1.

Thank you for selecting temporo-spatial regulation impacting more than one million but less than one billion voters and/or at least one endangered species as recognized by the Bio-Diversity Retention Act of 2114. If you are aware of the content of the Bio-Diversity Retention Act of 2114, please press 7 and someone will have been with you last week. 
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