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Posted: Oct 29, 2014 - 11:49pm

Hi, I saw your ad on the bulletin board that said you do parties? Can you do the face painting and balloon thing for like a dozen or so third graders? Great!

But let's skip the clown costume. Sorry, I'm OK with it but some of the kids get really freaked out by clowns. We have to respect that.

It's at the game arcade in the pizza place on 5th, three o'clock Saturday. And do you have any leather balloons? It's an S-M/bondage theme. See you there!
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Posted: Oct 29, 2014 - 9:53pm

And this year's award for "Orneriest Old Coot" goes to ... Sampson Stillwell! It's unheard-of for a relative newcomer to walk away with such a prestigious award, but this 35-year-old has definitely made an impact with his complaints on classic themes like "skirts are too short" and "the mail was never late in my day", as well as fresh new material like "all these fat people make me super-horny" and "there will never be another Zapf Chancery". 
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Posted: Oct 29, 2014 - 9:48pm

Imagine the embarrassment of dying like that, in a fire extinguisher factory fire.
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Posted: Oct 29, 2014 - 9:45pm

They say it's not a sinister plot, but they would say that, wouldn't they? I mean, they don't have mouths so they can spread the truth, right? And they wouldn't have such reasonable-sounding answers ready so quickly if they hadn't carefully scripted their responses, would they? And those llamas wouldn't just happen to be Democrats, right?
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Posted: Oct 29, 2014 - 9:38pm

I don't like zoos. For one thing, they make it all but impossible to get hunting permits. 
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Posted: Oct 29, 2014 - 9:38pm

If I ever lose my job to a robot, I will go out and steal a robot's job in response. Also her purse and hair products.
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Posted: Oct 29, 2014 - 9:36pm

Mom, Mom, Mom! Can I get a quarter, please please pretty please? The junk bond truck is here!
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Posted: Oct 28, 2014 - 11:54pm

Oh lord, we beseech thee—hear our prayers. Please bring victory to our beloved Cowboys. Keep their team spirit high. 

Let them vanquish their opponents in thy mercy. Dash their hopes, break their streak (if any), and spoil their playoff chances.

No need for any injuries, at least not career-ending ones, but let the legendary Cowboy defense get in a few good hits.

As for their fans, praying earnestly much like this...f#ck them.
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Posted: Oct 28, 2014 - 11:51pm

Night had fallen.

The oysters were tucked in their oyster beds. Kelp waved languidly at the passing tide. Waves broke, some irreparably.

Night had fallen, and it could not get up.


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Posted: Oct 28, 2014 - 10:15pm

I have a shopping bag full of pennies and an old piggy bank where I keep my screwdriver caps. Storage is not my forte.
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Posted: Oct 28, 2014 - 10:14pm

So you're saying that even though I'm telling you I only want a winning lottery ticket, you aren't allowed to sell me one?

Man, I hate Obamacare. 
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Posted: Oct 28, 2014 - 10:13pm

I used to know a guy like that. Well, "know" is maybe too strong a word - we would talk now and then, very casually, like about the weather and last night's game and such. Just whenever we happened to cross paths. Not even sure I ever knew his name.

Come to think of it, "guy" might not be right. More like a fire hydrant or a parking meter, really. 
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Posted: Oct 27, 2014 - 8:23am

Those are Loganberries. Goshawks are lighter-colored and fuzzier. Also they scream when you eat them.
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Posted: Oct 27, 2014 - 6:02am

Quiero mucho ver las diapositivas de vuestra operación de hígado pero en primer lugar necesito ir cortar mi cabeza en pedazos pequeñitos con mi peine.
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Posted: Oct 26, 2014 - 10:06pm

The kind of stuff I did isn't the kind of stuff you get medals for. Unless they've started giving out medals for testing military-grade ice cream cones.
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Posted: Oct 26, 2014 - 10:03pm

Of course I filmed us having sex. I had to have some fun.
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Posted: Oct 26, 2014 - 10:02pm

There's three things I believe in, and one of them is that you should always stop counting at two.
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Posted: Oct 26, 2014 - 10:00pm

I don't know what your wife is complaining about. I think you're a perfectly fine kisser. Now if you don't mind, I'm really running more of a post office than a kissing booth.
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Posted: Oct 26, 2014 - 9:59pm

If whiskey is wrong, then I don't understand the question. Because I am drunk. On whiskey.
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Posted: Oct 26, 2014 - 9:58pm

The last time you bought that much Muenster we had to sell Grandma's pearls, paperweight collection, and Faberge chicken coop.
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