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GeneP59
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Posted: May 9, 2012 - 12:12am

Your mamma is so fat, planes have to refuel just to get around her.
PoundPuppy
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.
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Location: usually at home except for when I leave and go somewhere else, then I'm there and not here , but I'll probably be back at some point seein'' as how I live here and all.
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 1:54pm

Yo Mamma is so old , she's got an autographed Bible
PoundPuppy
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 1:49pm

yo Mamma is so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
OmegaConcern
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 1:10pm

Yo momma so fat, God had to ask her to move before there could be light.
Beez
Beezie's Bait Shop, Saloon, Grill,Tanning, Firearms, Adult Novelties, yellow raisins, Canook beekers, Fantasy Football Tips, pling plangs, Beanies, Stillers, Zambonis, Moontime Products, Cheap Entertainment Centers & Emporium, Mullets always welcome.
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Location: Big Wills Valley
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Zodiac: Pisces
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:58pm

Yo momma so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house, so she went and got a ladder.
OmegaConcern
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:53pm

Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.

You momma so greedy, she goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers.

Your momma's weave so cheap, the tag says "Hair Jordan".

Your momma so fat, she steped on a talking scale and it said "One at a time!".

Your momma so fat her toilet seat has shock absorbers.
Alafia
firm unshaken spirit
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:46pm

Yo mama so fat, the backa her neck look like
a package a hot dogs...
Alafia
firm unshaken spirit
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:41pm

Yo mama so fat, when she wear her Malcom X t-shirt,
helicopters try to land on her...
Beez
Beezie's Bait Shop, Saloon, Grill,Tanning, Firearms, Adult Novelties, yellow raisins, Canook beekers, Fantasy Football Tips, pling plangs, Beanies, Stillers, Zambonis, Moontime Products, Cheap Entertainment Centers & Emporium, Mullets always welcome.
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Location: Big Wills Valley
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Pisces
Chinese Yr: Rat


Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:39pm

Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:38pm

yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale the needle spins fast enough to blow her hair back
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:37pm

Yo mama so rank the city has her tour the seweres to chase out the rats.
Beez
Beezie's Bait Shop, Saloon, Grill,Tanning, Firearms, Adult Novelties, yellow raisins, Canook beekers, Fantasy Football Tips, pling plangs, Beanies, Stillers, Zambonis, Moontime Products, Cheap Entertainment Centers & Emporium, Mullets always welcome.
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Location: Big Wills Valley
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Pisces
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:35pm

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

honeygirl
Drop you troubles by the riverside & take a painted pony ride..
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:34pm

There is, or atleast there was a Yo Mama So Hot contest a few years back. I remember reading about it.

folks.. it's been fun
Beez
Beezie's Bait Shop, Saloon, Grill,Tanning, Firearms, Adult Novelties, yellow raisins, Canook beekers, Fantasy Football Tips, pling plangs, Beanies, Stillers, Zambonis, Moontime Products, Cheap Entertainment Centers & Emporium, Mullets always welcome.
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Location: Big Wills Valley
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:34pm

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
pdhski
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:34pm

Yo mama so dumb she didn't know if Jiffy Pop was peanut butter or soda.
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Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:31pm

Yo mama so sweet, mus' be why she covered wi' bugs alla time...
PoundPuppy
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.
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Location: usually at home except for when I leave and go somewhere else, then I'm there and not here , but I'll probably be back at some point seein'' as how I live here and all.
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Chinese Yr: Rabbit


Posted: Jun 8, 2006 - 12:29pm

Lot's of Yo Mamma stuff flying around these days. MTV even has a funny game show called Yo Mamma.
Yo Mamma is so fat , when she sat on the curb...it made a drive way.