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GeneP59
PROUD 2 B FROM BOSTON!

Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday. Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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May 9, 2012 - 12:12am |
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Your mamma is so fat, planes have to refuel just to get around her. |
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PoundPuppy
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.

Location: usually at home except for when I leave and go somewhere else, then I'm there and not here , but I'll probably be back at some point seein'' as how I live here and all. Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 1:54pm |
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Yo Mamma is so old , she's got an autographed Bible |
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PoundPuppy
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.

Location: usually at home except for when I leave and go somewhere else, then I'm there and not here , but I'll probably be back at some point seein'' as how I live here and all. Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 1:49pm |
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yo Mamma is so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds. |
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OmegaConcern
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

Location: Sunrise, FL Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 1:10pm |
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Yo momma so fat, God had to ask her to move before there could be light. |
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Beez
Beezie's Bait Shop, Saloon, Grill,Tanning, Firearms, Adult Novelties, yellow raisins, Canook beekers, Fantasy Football Tips, pling plangs, Beanies, Stillers, Zambonis, Moontime Products, Cheap Entertainment Centers & Emporium, Mullets always welcome.

Location: Big Wills Valley Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:58pm |
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Yo momma so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house, so she went and got a ladder. |
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OmegaConcern
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

Location: Sunrise, FL Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:53pm |
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Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
You momma so greedy, she goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers.
Your momma's weave so cheap, the tag says "Hair Jordan".
Your momma so fat, she steped on a talking scale and it said "One at a time!".
Your momma so fat her toilet seat has shock absorbers. |
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Alafia
firm unshaken spirit

Location: the dojo Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:46pm |
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Yo mama so fat, the backa her neck look like
a package a hot dogs... |
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Alafia
firm unshaken spirit

Location: the dojo Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:41pm |
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Yo mama so fat, when she wear her Malcom X t-shirt,
helicopters try to land on her... |
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Beez
Beezie's Bait Shop, Saloon, Grill,Tanning, Firearms, Adult Novelties, yellow raisins, Canook beekers, Fantasy Football Tips, pling plangs, Beanies, Stillers, Zambonis, Moontime Products, Cheap Entertainment Centers & Emporium, Mullets always welcome.

Location: Big Wills Valley Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:39pm |
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Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out. |
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(former member)

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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:38pm |
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yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale the needle spins fast enough to blow her hair back |
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(former member)

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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:37pm |
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Yo mama so rank the city has her tour the seweres to chase out the rats. |
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Beez
Beezie's Bait Shop, Saloon, Grill,Tanning, Firearms, Adult Novelties, yellow raisins, Canook beekers, Fantasy Football Tips, pling plangs, Beanies, Stillers, Zambonis, Moontime Products, Cheap Entertainment Centers & Emporium, Mullets always welcome.

Location: Big Wills Valley Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:35pm |
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Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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honeygirl
Drop you troubles by the riverside & take a painted pony ride..

Location: a tract of land... New England Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:34pm |
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There is, or atleast there was a Yo Mama So Hot contest a few years back. I remember reading about it.
folks.. it's been fun |
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Beez
Beezie's Bait Shop, Saloon, Grill,Tanning, Firearms, Adult Novelties, yellow raisins, Canook beekers, Fantasy Football Tips, pling plangs, Beanies, Stillers, Zambonis, Moontime Products, Cheap Entertainment Centers & Emporium, Mullets always welcome.

Location: Big Wills Valley Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:34pm |
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Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her. |
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pdhski
badgerbadgerbadgerbadger

Location: O-town Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:34pm |
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Yo mama so dumb she didn't know if Jiffy Pop was peanut butter or soda. |
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(former member)

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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:31pm |
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Yo mama so sweet, mus' be why she covered wi' bugs alla time... |
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PoundPuppy
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.

Location: usually at home except for when I leave and go somewhere else, then I'm there and not here , but I'll probably be back at some point seein'' as how I live here and all. Gender:  Zodiac:  Chinese Yr:  
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Jun 8, 2006 - 12:29pm |
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Lot's of Yo Mamma stuff flying around these days. MTV even has a funny game show called Yo Mamma.
Yo Mamma is so fat , when she sat on the curb...it made a drive way. |
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