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Posted: May 17, 2013 - 9:02am

When Jasper was 5, we were dancing to some music in the kitchen. I guess he was having a good time, because he yelled, and I quote, verbatim, " Gimme the beat , good storm troopers!" He may have seen Star Wars a few too many times.

Posted: May 17, 2013 - 2:01am

MrsHobieJoe wrote:

I wish people wouldn't grow old. Then grandad wouldn't be dead, daddy would have hair and you'd be thin!

WINDEX! After a thorough thrashing, that is.

Posted: May 16, 2013 - 10:41pm

I wish people wouldn't grow old. Then grandad wouldn't be dead, daddy would have hair and you'd be thin!

Posted: Mar 27, 2013 - 2:36pm

NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

Just listened to an old recording of F. performing in front of a crowd for the first time:

"I am very excited so please stay calm."

Posted: Mar 27, 2013 - 2:31pm

Just listened to an old recording of F. performing in front of a crowd for the first time:

"I am very excited so please stay calm."

Posted: Jan 3, 2013 - 7:26pm

Skaterella wrote:

Lily starts bowling club tomorrow:

"my ball is gonna go in the utter a lot !"

that's where mine usually goes

Posted: Jan 3, 2013 - 7:20pm

Lily starts bowling club tomorrow:

"my ball is gonna go in the utter a lot !"

Posted: Jan 3, 2013 - 5:08pm

ptooey wrote:

"I've got a wedgie, and I'm not afraid to pick it."

Posted: Jan 3, 2013 - 5:00pm

"I've got a wedgie, and I'm not afraid to pick it."

Posted: Dec 20, 2012 - 12:56am

NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

nice one from flight of the conchords

That was sweet, and from one of my favorite duos of all time.

Posted: Dec 20, 2012 - 12:16am

nice one from flight of the conchords

Posted: Dec 17, 2012 - 4:39pm

ptooey wrote:

A recent bits of nonsense from C, who will turn 13 next month-

"I bet a zombie potluck would be boring."

"Geico should get rid of the lizard and make their mascot a character called The Fifteen Percenter Moron."

While sitting at the kitchen table quietly doing her homework, she looks up at me as I pass through the room and says in her spookiest voice "VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE" and sticks her plastic halloween fangs in upside-down to demonstrate.

She's always been a funny kid, but as her sense of humor matures, I'm getting the impression she's going to be frickin' hilarious as an adult.

you guys should be a sitcom

Posted: Dec 17, 2012 - 1:27pm

MrsHobieJoe wrote:

just trying to get tiddler to sleep using the noenz method aka snuggling in and falling asleep too. Juniors comment: I want to sleep by myself, gimme my duvet back. Very ungrateful I think.

All our books tell us that's the absolute wrong thing to do. But it does work sometimes. Did. Not anymore.

Posted: Dec 17, 2012 - 1:25pm

just trying to get tiddler to sleep using the noenz method aka snuggling in and falling asleep too.

Juniors comment: I want to sleep by myself, gimme my duvet back.

Very ungrateful I think.

Posted: Oct 22, 2012 - 5:58am

ptooey wrote:

"VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE"

Posted: Oct 21, 2012 - 5:29pm

JrzyTmata wrote:

13 already

Exactly. 13, 5'8" tall, and puts away more groceries than your average NFL defensive lineman.

Posted: Oct 21, 2012 - 5:21pm

ptooey wrote:

A recent bits of nonsense from C, who will turn 13 next month-

"I bet a zombie potluck would be boring."

"Geico should get rid of the lizard and make their mascot a character called The Fifteen Percenter Moron."

While sitting at the kitchen table quietly doing her homework, she looks up at me as I pass through the room and says in her spookiest voice "VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE" and sticks her plastic halloween fangs in upside-down to demonstrate.

She's always been a funny kid, but as her sense of humor matures, I'm getting the impression she's going to be frickin' hilarious as an adult.

13 already

Posted: Oct 21, 2012 - 5:13pm

A recent bits of nonsense from C, who will turn 13 next month-

"I bet a zombie potluck would be boring."

"Geico should get rid of the lizard and make their mascot a character called The Fifteen Percenter Moron."

While sitting at the kitchen table quietly doing her homework, she looks up at me as I pass through the room and says in her spookiest voice "VAAAAAAMPIRE WITH AN UNDERBITE" and sticks her plastic halloween fangs in upside-down to demonstrate.

She's always been a funny kid, but as her sense of humor matures, I'm getting the impression she's going to be frickin' hilarious as an adult.

Posted: Oct 14, 2012 - 3:16pm

MrsHobieJoe wrote:

quite existential til he got down to the practicalities and perks!

I know, I think that's his mother's genes coming through

..not that she likes secretaries or anything..

Posted: Oct 14, 2012 - 3:14pm

NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

F's metaphysical ponderings are progressing:

"So some people think God is like us but he might be something quite different.

(pause)

Dad?

yes?

You know what? This really interests me. I'm going to sort this out.
I need an office

(pause)

Do I get a secretary?"

quite existential til he got down to the practicalities and perks!