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Posted by buzz - Nov 17, 2008 - 11:08am
ME!
If you're not my giftor you may want to waste your time elsewhere. If you are my giftor...here goes.

Top of the wishlist is a Nikon D3 with a AF-S VR Zoom-NIKKOR 200-400mm f/4G IF-ED.
I realize that it may be a little over the price limit, but it's ok. I'm sure you won't be the only one to spend more than recommended.

If you would like to send food, that's good too. 
I like chocolate. Just good, plain chocolate. Chocolate covered chocolate is ok.
I like coffee. While I would have preferred the President Elect to be old and gray, I prefer my coffee to be dark, strong and fresh. Nothing flavored or fruity.
If you're baking or canning, the only berries I like are blue or straw. Cran and rasp make me gag. Baked goods should not be overly sweet. Chocolate is always good.

My Amazon wish list is http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1Q0H26ER4NQP0
The Jackson Browne cd is Jrzy's

Your artwork would be great.

For music, I like acoustic guitars. Rockin fiddle players are good too. NO COUNTRY. If you can make a mix cd from your own collection, it will be like a bonding moment for us.

Donations are good too. I like animals, but I think feeding children is ok.

If you send scented candles or bath soap, I will hunt you down and kill you. 

Thank you in advance for whatever you do. Unless you send scented candles or bath soap.

If you are my giftee...well...better luck next year.

 

6 comments on this journal entry.    [ add yours ]
buzz
banjaxed
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Location: up the boohai
Posted: Nov 17, 2008 - 10:16pm
cookie - you were warned at the top of the journal not to waste your time here. if it took you 15 seconds to read it...well...thats your problem. best i can do is credit you 5 seconds. you still owe me 25. if you are my giftor, 25 seconds of your time falls into the same category as scented candles and bath soap. 

to my giftor (if your not cookieglover) - i would accept 25-30 seconds of cooky's time, if you can arrange it. then i would have him for almost a minute. it adds up. if i can collect about an hours worth, i can have him clean the house.
cookinlover
Rehab's for quitters
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant)
Posted: Nov 17, 2008 - 9:32pm
I can`t believe I got duped into reading this. Remember how I owe you 30 seconds? I only owe you 15 seconds now.
callum
Folk - The Original Four Letter Word!
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Location: its wet, windy and chilly....take a guess
Posted: Nov 17, 2008 - 1:12pm
You never know some rich eejit might just buy the camera for you as a one off.  Or a joke present.


Send Beez's boys to nick one?  Sell Jrzy's lemur?  Break her lemur for the insurance? I dunno... 
lily34
STFU
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Location: GTFO
Posted: Nov 17, 2008 - 12:40pm
did you say what kind of salsa you like, just in case?
Welly
Analog girl in a digital world
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Location: Lotusland
Posted: Nov 17, 2008 - 11:34am
But the candles and bubble bath could be fun if you invite a certain saucy tamata to join you! (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!)
lily34
STFU
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Location: GTFO
Posted: Nov 17, 2008 - 11:22am
heheheheheh!! {#Whipit}  {#Twisted}