from East Asheville Hardware
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This is the story she told...
"Can I have another quarter?" he said.
"What?"
"Can I have another quarter?"
"Why?" she said.
"Uh, I dropped it," he said.
"Sure," she said, and she handed him another quarter.
And he reached out of the window there, and dropped it in the toll basket.
Up comes the gate, and out comes...
Johnny's camero, Johnny's camero
Johnny loved his camero, maybe more than life itself.
Oh it was no big deal, he was just taking her to the airport.
It was autumn in New York City,
there was a wind a lot like this.
It was springtime however, in Africa.
She'd been saving up her money.
She was going to go on one of these outward bound trips,
so he was just giving her a ride to the airport.
And around and around the airport they went,
through that parking garage, looking for a parking space.
"There's one," she said.
"No."
"There's one," she said.
"No."
You see, actually it takes two parking spaces...
for Johnny's camero, Johnny's camero
He's a little nervous walking through the airport.
He's always looking back over his shoulder.
"You can go back if you want," she said.
"No, no man, I'll stay."
And he did. He stayed until the plane took off.
Then he ran back.
But meanwhile, she was high up over the city.
She was looking down.
She was looking down at the lights of the buildings.
She was looking down at the lights of the boats on the water.
She was looking down at the lights.
You could see them crossing the bridges,
and through the little canyon streets.
Little tiny, diamond toward you and ruby away.
You know, those little tiny moving lights.
And she knew that one of them was... well you know.
Man, I've got to tell you about the adventure she had in Africa.
I think I should start with the silver bracelet,
I think that's where it all turns around.
She hadn't been on the trip long and one of the guides sort of
took her under his wing.
'Cause she was sort of startled easy,
she was a little nervous about being out there.
The first time she got sunburned through her hat
she realized she was a long way from being home.
She had just left the group for a little while one day,
she had just went to take a pee,
she said "I'll be right back," but she didn't come back for awhile.
And this guide, this African man went to look for her.
"Laura! Laura?"
He found her standing on the lowest branch of a fairly tall tree,
way off the ground."
"How you get up there?"
Well she had jumped.
"Why?"
Well there was a hyena, and they had told her about hyenas.
They have jaws that can crush bone.
She wasn't in a really confident position anyway,
and she just ran, and there was the branch.
She jumped - one hand slipped, one hand held.
She was not coming down.
"He's gone."
So now she trusted him, and she swings back down
and both arms straight, hanging from that branch,
her feet are four feet off the ground.
Man, she didn't know she could jump that high.
Ah, but she does now.
It was changes like that that made him give her that silver bracelet.
It was the one that he'd always wear kind of between his elbow
and his shoulder, kind of wrapped tight around his arm.
It was a beautiful silver bracelet, and he bent it down to fit around
her muscle there and she smiled.
So much so that it startled him.
So much so that on the last day of that trip, when they were getting
back on the bus to go to the small airport to go to the big airport
to go across the ocean to go back to... you know,
when they were getting back on the bus and she leaned out the window
for that last little cheesecake snapshot
and as he looked through the camera, he had to slowly take the camera
down, and turn his head to the side a little bit, look a little bit
sad and say
"How you get up there?"
She was dreaming over the ocean
Dreaming of being home again
Dreaming over the ocean
Of what would never be the same.
Well he wasn't at the gate when she got into the airport.
He must have been looking for a parking space.
So she just walked through the airport, you know,
and it wasn't like before.
Now the airport seemed kind of small.
The airport seemed kind of stuffy, ceiling was a little bit low.
And everyone was getting out of her way.
I don't know - well, actually I do know.
Maybe it was because it had been winter, you see,
and she had just come back from summer.
And she was just dressed normally. Everyone else was bundled up,
but she had on her hiking boots and shorts and tank top,
hair tied back, and a knife on her belt, and a big old silver bracelet,
I think it was the silver bracelet,
but everybody was getting out of her way.
She didn't see him 'til the backpack comes rolling down the
old baggage claim, and suddenly there's this arm
and this voice saying, "I'll get that."
And she says, "Hey, that's my backpack, gimme it. Where you parked?"
So he reluctantly gave her the backpack,
and she swung it over her shoulder
and they went out and carefully nestled it in the trunk
And then, out of the parking garage and into the city.
And she had to lean out the window,
she pushed the button and made the window go down
and she leaned out a little bit to feel the wind in her hair.
Man, this is the wild place to be.
I mean, this is the place,
she has to lean a little further out of the car just to
just to see it all, just to look up at some of the buildings.
As a matter of fact, she leaned a little farther back
so she could look back behind
and watch those big tires rolling on that pavement,
and then suddenly the window came back up
and she comes back in, startled
and sure enough Johnny's got his finger on the power...
...the power... the power window.
And he's looking at her like,
"Will you get your feet off the upholstery!"
The upholstery, the upholstery. She forgot. How could she forget?
Well, she'd been in Africa, come on.
She took her feet off the upholstery.
As a matter of fact, she took her feet off the upholstery politely.
As a matter of fact, she folded her hands in her lap
and she settled in for this ride.
I saw just a glint of a smile as she turned her face to one side.
Maybe to feel the plush upholstery brush against her cheek.
Maybe to see the lights of the graphic equalizer on the stereo
reflected in the side window.
Maybe to watch that lone drop of water make its weary way across
that perfectly waxed surface.
But I think it was just to enjoy this ride...
this ride...
this last ride...
in Johnny's camero, Johnny's camero.
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©1991 Midnight Ocean Bonfire Music/Nine-Ten Music,
a division of Soroka Music Ltd. (BMI)
All Rights Reserved/International Copyright Secured
| fahartle | Posted: Apr 04, 2012 - 22:09 Pfff - don't listen to the haters, Bill. This song is funny and an enjoyable change of pace. Love it! |
| Droidac (4066 kms east of Paradise) | Posted: Oct 05, 2009 - 05:40 keller1 wrote: Didn't hear the tune but it must be a real stinker. Same name, but this is a different David Wilcox. |
| keller1 (In A Gadda Da Vida, Baby) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 18:38 Didn't hear the tune but it must be a real stinker. |
| WhiteWater (right where you are sitting now) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 14:30 I think the fact that the average is even lower the some of the Dengue Fever tracks, and by a large margin, says alot. |
| hcaudill (Washington, DC) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:46 I guess if we don't have to hear it more than once a year or so, we'll survive. |
| RadioDoc (Chicagoland) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:40 49% of ratings are a "1". Almost 70% are 3 or lower. That has to be some kind of record. |
| dunno (somewhere between here and over there) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:40 RadioDoc wrote: Gone for two weeks and this is one of the first things I hear on RP when I return. Yikes. 2 similar here. just found out that the norwegian broadcasting corporation has some nice online radio channels (http://www.nrk.no/radio/), and when I return to RP this crap is on. back to norway then ... |
| Mike_Sneade (Nr Oxford UK) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:39 ARGH. My ears are aching. STOP. |
| WhiteWater (right where you are sitting now) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:39 On_The_Beach wrote: Wow! A 3.2 average! Is this the lowest-rated song on RP? What a distinction. I just dropped it to 3.1 |
| OldFrenchie (Frozen wastes of Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:39 sunny_day wrote: You are not lucky then! I always take the back door of the building to avoid him. Songs like this have a nasty habit of sticking in my head all day. |
| squidish (Underwater in the SF Bay) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:38 GET TO THE POINT!!! And cut off that MULLET! |
| dunno (somewhere between here and over there) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:37 stop it. please ? please !! |
| RadioDoc (Chicagoland) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:36 Gone for two weeks and this is one of the first things I hear on RP when I return. Yikes. 2 |
| lmic (Narrow Minded Couch Potato) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:36 Un-PC on so many, many levels. |
| annersjen (in the rolling hills of New York) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:35 YourNameHere wrote: Generally I won't give a song a low number because some stuff just ain't my cup of tea... but, this sucks. Waaaaaay too much talking and not that engaging of a tune to begin with. I'd buy a hoodie just to get this taken off the play list. 2 (I'm leaving room for a 1 just in case there's a worse song on the RP shelf.) My sentiments exactly!! And buy the hoodie, ok? |
| Rantipole (San Marcos, Texas) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:34 I can't hear myself think while this guy's babbling. |
| sunny_day (East Coast) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:34 OldFrenchie wrote: I'm 98% certain this guy busks for loonies on the street outside my office. You are not lucky then! |
| On_The_Beach (Vancouver, Canada) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:34 Wow! A 3.2 average! Is this the lowest-rated song on RP? What a distinction. |
| OldFrenchie (Frozen wastes of Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada) | Posted: Apr 26, 2009 - 13:32 I'm 98% certain this guy busks for loonies on the street outside my office. |
| samiyam (On The Short Buss) | Posted: Dec 19, 2007 - 18:58 I wonder if those who find so much fun trashing this song are the type who love "Bright Eyes" because he's so "original"... |
| dcoy | Posted: Aug 20, 2007 - 13:12 Terrible. Seems to last forever. No more please. |
| dburges (Seattle, WA) | Posted: Aug 19, 2007 - 23:44 Sure thing Bill- 7 is the best I can do though. Now his Hurricane song, that's another story. |
| YourNameHere (Los Angeles) | Posted: Aug 19, 2007 - 23:38 Generally I won't give a song a low number because some stuff just ain't my cup of tea... but, this sucks. Waaaaaay too much talking and not that engaging of a tune to begin with. I'd buy a hoodie just to get this taken off the play list. 2 (I'm leaving room for a 1 just in case there's a worse song on the RP shelf.) |
| nigelr (Coffs Harbour, Australia) | Posted: Aug 19, 2007 - 23:37 OK, but I prefer Harry Chapin. |
| indigosun (earth) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 12:57 My mother bought this CD right before she left for a trip to Africa (she ran in the Master's race there.) She met boutique owner that sold clothing, jewelry, souveniers, etc. Mom asked the woman that owned the boutique if she had a silver armband, and told the "Johnny's Camaro" story. The boutique owner loved the story, and went into her private collection and found two bracelets. These bracelets are worn by tribal warriors, and she proceeded to give Mom both. When she got back to the States, we put them on and sent the boutique owner a picture and a copy of the CD. They still coorespond. Small world. |
| Egrey (WASH, DC) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 12:27 This sux...In terms of incoherent rants, Ive heard more interesting stuff from the crazy guy that sits outside the entrance to my metro station. |
| juliek33 (Omaha, Nebraska) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 12:01 WOW! This song would be what is playing in hell 24-7. Way too long. The Dialogue is extremely boring and not witty at all. I hate writing reviews like this but this song is just terrible. |
| Monkeysdad | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:58 Rod wrote: Funny. It never dawns on me to go in and trash songs I don't like. I just turn the volume down.
So does that mean you don't rate them either?! |
| dcsw | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:55 Lot about DW to love. Lot to hate. Like this song. Try another one, RP~ |
| sunnysoul03 (Just outside of the lineup, waiting for the next big set. Or LBC, CA.) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:54 Oh lighten up people, it was kinda fun |
| Antigone (A house, in a valley, Virginia) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:53 Rod wrote: Funny. It never dawns on me to go in and trash songs I don't like. I just turn the volume down.
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| Bocephus (Boulder, CO) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:52 |
| weevilkinevil (close to Paradise) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:52 Rod wrote: Funny. It never dawns on me to go in and trash songs I don't like. I just turn the volume down.
Well you're no fun, are ya? |
| handyrae (Zero Point Field) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:52 For sheer head-banging boredom, I'm giving this a 1. |
| Rod (On the ocean) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:51 Funny. It never dawns on me to go in and trash songs I don't like. I just turn the volume down. |
| electronicthroat (South Carolina) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:51 slartibart_O wrote: hahahahahaha |
| queenofthenerds (West Chester) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:51 Pretty Awful |
| ChicoCyclist (Chico, CA) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:51 Party in the back, business up front. |
| slartibart_O (N29°57'-W97°34') | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:51 ![]() |
| tinybubbles (seattle) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:50 Jillfly wrote: Yaaay! It's over!
Yippee! |
| Odyzzeuz (Austin, Texas) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:50 Odyzzeuz wrote: Hey, you should start playing more audiobooks on RP. That would be so sweet. No more music, just short stories accompanied by guitar or flute or whatnot. People would LOVE that. They'd give it like a 3.2 or something!
Wait. Make that a 2.8. And falling. |
| pattiecovert (Northern Virginia) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:50 Holy cow! look at all the comments this poop generated. |
| FlatCat (Chicago) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:50 Arlo Guthrie he ain't. |
| davin (Victoria, British Columbia) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:50 Long winded but neat story. |
| Jillfly | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:49 Yaaay! It's over! |
| Monkeysdad | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:49 "It's got a really bouncy beat that you can dance to Dick, I'll give it an 8.5!" NOT! |
| robco1 (Chicago, IL) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:49 Can't go wrong with "Bitchin' Camero." |
| Odyzzeuz (Austin, Texas) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:49 Hey, you should start playing more audiobooks on RP. That would be so sweet. No more music, just short stories accompanied by guitar or flute or whatnot. People would LOVE that. They'd give it like a 3.2 or something! |
| daveesh (birthplace of the american revolution) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:49 bitchin' camaro! bitchin' camaro! donuts on the lawn! bitchin' camaro! bitchin' camaro! tony orlando and dawn! |
| morgsy67 (Cape Cod, MA) | Posted: Jul 19, 2007 - 11:49 Why are we listening to this? |

ARGH. My ears are aching. STOP.
No more please.